Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some folks have common sense while many folks share the same common dense.

Colloquialism:

Bree has no common sense; only a whole bunch of common dense!

by Sherika 17 July, 2023

Definition:

Vehicle booting is a parking enforcement technique in which a large metal wheel clamp is secured onto one of the car’s wheels for excess car tickets owed above $350.

Colloquialism:

Hate the Car Booting companies. Call me the Boot Girls. Get this dern metal boot off my car.

by Girls from Buckhead 29 August, 2024

Definition:

Buyer's, off takers, purchasers, consumers, clients, customers, listeners, readers, viewers, subscribers, etc...

Colloquialism:

Consumerville is the city that only buys. While Producerville is the city that manufactures.

by Squibb 29 August, 2024

Definition:

Late night at the center of town or a scary part of the city where it is low lit.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm in Central Dark right now, walkin' fast, and avoiding the muggers here in Bogota.

by Bippin' 3 August, 2024

Definition:

The broke ass employee chick who works at CVS but thinks she's incredible.

Colloquialism:

There's Chanel the CVS chick that thinks she's amazing, working her shitty 9-5 loser job. Lots of CVS chicks are insecure and full of entitlement. Atleast the CVS chick has a part-time job.

by Baller 19 July, 2023

Definition:

Slang for rigmarole or that which is absurd.

Colloquialism:

I am not a Circus Act or a Harlem Globetrotter. This is my real life. She's just a Circus Act; a one trick pony.

by Trapezi 4 August, 2024

Definition:

Cocaine for sale in Cabo, Mexico.

Colloquialism:

Shouldn't be called Cabo, but Cablow because everywhere I go, they be offering blow, and now you know! Don't tell I didn't say so.

by Keynote Speaker 2 February, 2025

Definition:

Those that work at a Circus or Carnaval.

Colloquialism:

When I grow up, I'm going to join the Circus and be a Carny.

by T Rowe Price 4 August, 2024

Definition:

New Agers who got played by the Hindus and Buddhists, and have become total crackpots.

Colloquialism:

It's just Crackpot Central! Oh yea, I saw an episode of Crackpot Central, was hideous to say the least. Listening to white crackpots talk about their Ayuahasca events is funny. You don't need pychedelics to be a crackpot! Just tune into Crackpot Central.

by Looney Toons 5 February, 2025

Definition:

Laughingstock of the Demorat Party.

Colloquialism:

Terrible politician Chuck Tumor! Has Chuck Tumor done anything substantial in his career? Wow, Chuck Tumor? Really?

by Elon Musk 5 February, 2025