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Definition:

People who don't walk on water. Little faith.

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Oh, dem Faith Littlers need to meet the real Jesus. Ciples be axe'in how to increase dey faith? De Christ be like you lookin' at Him, oh yea of Faith Littlers blankin' nuttin hopin' foh someting.

by Creolize Papi 14 June, 2025

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Unpronounceables names of Muslims attributing worship to demon Baal (Hubal) = allah.

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Why the fuck would I want to pronounce names that are fucking deplorable like Abd-al-Muttalib? I fuckin' wouldn't! Fuck that and you shouldn't either because we're not into Slamic Names!

by Nope! Fuck That! 1 May, 2025

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A person who lives a real life with real experiences, real photos, and is fact based not fake news.

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Folks be living lies with a whole bunch of fake news. Me, I'm livin' with Factivities.

by Active Girl 1 December, 2023

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A taker

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She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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The green peacers who believe the earth is sick and needs carbon credits while making billions on tax credits and USDA grants.

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Yea, I tried to join the Climate Cult to build out q solar field on my land, but they still won't help a colored farmer like me get a contract from the Sun, and he's free.

by Colored Farmer 20 September, 2024

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That Jewish arrogant annoying unbeliever commentator Ben Shapiro who just thinks he knows it all.

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Damn, that Jewish motherfucker Den Crapzero is so annoying. Doesn't even believe in Christ or the NT, but loves to rattle how great he is. Talk about one egotistical prick. I'd beat the shit out of him if I could.

by Well Informed 26 August, 2023

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Folks you need to Avoid.

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It's best we Avoid the Avoidables. There's Sharika! Avoid, she is totally Avoidable.

by Always Avoid 29 June, 2023

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The scary language of Arabic especially when reciting Quranic Jihadi verses.

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Man, don't get me started on the Scarebic language. One scary tongue. They say it's Semitic, more like Shittic. Very barbarous to say he The Least. Imagine reciting a devilish script made up by a demon using Scarebic as your get brainwashed into demonism.

by Rabi Barka 9 May, 2025

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Struggling strippers not able to make money as dancers.

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Skrippers in ATL ain't makin' dough. Sux, right?

by Money Not Cometh 29 November, 2024

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N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.

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Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!

by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025

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