Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Fake reporters. Female activists who purposefully ask squeemish questions to men in power to undermine the patriarchy

Colloquialism:

Feminactivists need to quit asking the IDF commander if Israel is justified to take out Hamas. White Feminactivists on college campuses need to stand the fuck down.

by Hackerly 2 November, 2023

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The moronic deluded Pope of the Vatican that would baptize fake Aliens if they visited Earth.

Colloquialism:

Dope Francis says, "show your love for the alien, for you were Aliens in the land of Egypt."

by End Catholicism 11 September, 2023

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The premium database for single eligible divorced relationship makers.

Colloquialism:

Bektoria got divorced. Now she's on the Divorced Draftboard; she's my number 1 draft pick for the Divorce Draft.

by Eligible Bachelor 14 September, 2023

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Hitting golf balls in the woods.

Colloquialism:

What's A Charles Barkley in golf? It's when you hit the your golf ball in the woods doinking the bark of the tree. Yea, I've had few A Charles Barkley in my life.

by Air Jordan 15 August, 2025

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Definition:

Married people who think they are better than single people.

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There's the Married Dupple Ned Flanders and his wife Anne Flanders. They call me a philanderer but I call them a Married Dupple.

by Philander Holyfield 16 August, 2023

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Definition:

Fucking a hot Brazilian ass; raising up the ass when you pump and dump.

Colloquialism:

Those motherfuckers are total Bundarisers! I know what they are up to. Always bundarizing the bundas in the Brazil.

by Bundariser 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Inevitable bankrupcty for people without jobs, income, bad investments, or terrible business plans.

Colloquialism:

Debt Grantham had to file for Chapter 11 for the Ruptcy. Everyone in one form or another deals with a rupcty. Folks at Rock Bottom Bar are drinkin' the rupcty and singin' the blues on the rocks.

by Chapter Eleven 28 September, 2023

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Definition:

When old men groove with underage girls at dance mixers located inside of hotels, private islands, and street alleys in Latin America or Asia.

Colloquialism:

Colonal Sanders knows better than to be pervervin' with underagers in Cartagena, Colombia.

by File the Pedo 12 October, 2023

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Definition:

The latin guy who wanders off with underage teenageers.

Colloquialism:

Did you hear about the Dominican MLB player, Wander? Guy wandered with a 15 year old girl. Wandering with 15 will get you 20 in the great State of Texas. I tellin' ya, don't Wander with kideos, bad idea to Wander.

by Pedofiles 13 August, 2024

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