Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for that guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

Definition:

The local boyfriend from the neighborhood who is fine with his woman making money from the richer guys in town.

Colloquialism:

Liseth has a Barrio Novio, but tonight's my night with her. No big deal.

by Medellin 4 June, 2024

Definition:

Low literacy, FGM, violent religious pagan fanaticism, and a poor education.

Colloquialism:

Yea, they live in Backwardsville down on the Hudson River.

by Who Done It? 27 October, 2024

Definition:

Nigga who's a busta, doing crime and the time.

Colloquialism:

Busta Crimes goes down as one of the dumbest criminals ever. Busta Crimes got like 9 years in jail for that poor ass crime.

by Times of Crime 16 August, 2024

Definition:

That white guy you thought was a Christian growing up but turned into an apostate Baháʼí cult follower of the new religion of science.

Colloquialism:

That's Baháʼí Brian, my old friend from high school. All this time, I thought he was a Christian, but the fool has become a science cultist in that mideast religion. Oh, yea, there's tons of Baháʼí Brian's cult groups forming in the America's. Watch out for the Baháʼí Brians!

by Apostdate 11 September, 2023

Definition:

Young gay guys meeting late night at the local park to hook up. Space cadets Boyager 1 and Boyager 2 are on "Mission Lostitution" at Central Dark!

Colloquialism:

Walking at Plaza Botero, I saw Boyager 1 and Boyager 2 hookin' up near the Iglesia! Crazy loco.

by Mockupedia 12 June, 2024

Definition:

Nillionaire>Nillionaire Contractors that have no clue how to make pools.

Colloquialism:

Huckster "Bad Pool Builder" wsell pools that will not pass code.

by Heitmen 17 August, 2024

Definition:

Boss gossips in a pitiful way.

Colloquialism:

Chad went bossipity on the ployees!

by Oh Happy Days 11 September, 2023

Definition:

Asking a person of the opposite sex to come over to bang.

Colloquialism:

I called him, it was a Bangover. We had a nice Bangover together.

by Hot Pocket 17 August, 2024

Definition:

Driving recklessly in Baltimore.

Colloquialism:

Man we Bippin in Baltimore on Juneteeth.

by Dolo 20 June, 2024