Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Christmas is about the miracle of the virgin birth, but not the adoration of the blessed mother.

Colloquialism:

Christmas comin'! Ain't it about Christ entering the world? Tholics think it's bout the Blessed Virgin. Nah, we gone have to Mary Dismiss dat! Hahaha. Is it Christmas or Mary Dismiss? You pick!

by Emanuelle 30 November, 2023

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The act of reading someone's messages, but not responding to the person via a text message, voice note, or call.

Colloquialism:

Hey Mac, why you Blue Ticking me!

by pronob sarker 5 July, 2023

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White guys who try to play god and kill you and your career.

Colloquialism:

Whole bunch of Tyler Robinson Jr. out there. Tryna kill me and my career before I'm age 31. Shit they iz Tyler Robinson Jr. in that white Maga crowd, muthafucka.

by Charlie Kirk 26 September, 2025

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Low Resolution

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Music artists who use low resolution photos from their crappy phones that expect me the talented graphic artist to turn it into a work art, I kid you not Mr. Low Res!

by HD Quality 3 February, 2025

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The Vietnamese kid in your science class.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Peter Phan have you been to Vietnam?

by Lu Mein Clan 6 August, 2024

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When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.

Colloquialism:

My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!

by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023

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Definition:

Plug Uglies

Colloquialism:

Real gangstas from Baltimore be dem Pluglies.

by Babe Ruth 6 August, 2024

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"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.

Colloquialism:

Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.

by United Booty 12 February, 2025

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Women that want to play male sports!

Colloquialism:

Get the fuck out of here. More dumb ass Title 9'ers bitches. Movies like "She's the Man" make we want to dial 1 800 BIATCH!

by Muddle Footballs 1 August, 2025

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