Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Debtors! Contractually obligated. Signing away your life on a bad deal.

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Oh, how sad? That poor unfortunate soul just sold their birthright for a pot of stew. The Poor Unfortunate Souls played the devil's game and now they are living with Abaddon, Mephistopheles, and Lucifer in Hell.

by Signing Contracts 27 August, 2023

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Before anyone else.

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That's my Bae. Ain't he amazing.

by Krisela 1 September, 2024

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Flamboyant Christian sermons preached by preachers who claim the double annointing.

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I guess the Double Annointers want me to be Elisha too? Alright Elijah, lay it on me and give me that double annointing. I want to be a Double Annointer too! 😃 Look, yall, I already followed Elijah and got the double annointing, so unless there is a quadruple annointing I got my double annointing.

by Frankincense & Myrhh 17 April, 2025

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Evil hateful hearts

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Evil Heartred women; chasing vanity bitches addicted to the mammon stead of the god life. Evil Heartred peeps out there.

by Body Wash 8 April, 2026

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How America turned from a fun environment into a boring place.

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America used to be fun, but now with all the regulations, internet police, Cop Bots, and big brother watching you, it's a policed state. Merica Sux!

by P. Diddy 25 September, 2024

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A sports team that's straight from the pit of Hell.

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And next on the pitch are the Hindu Devils playing against the reigning champs, the India Idolaters.

by The Oracle of Delhi 2 August, 2024

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Combination of Jeet, Rabs, and Stani or geographically from there.

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Jeetrabistani is not my friend. Nope! Don't like the Jeetrabistani. The new swear word when you are pissed off is Ah Jeetrabistani!

by Don't Care 2 August, 2026

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A Caribbean term for knows how to move; to dance.

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Dem folks at Carnaval know how to Jook dem waist.

by Playin' Mas 3 July, 2023

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The green peacers who believe the earth is sick and needs carbon credits while making billions on tax credits and USDA grants.

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Yea, I tried to join the Climate Cult to build out q solar field on my land, but they still won't help a colored farmer like me get a contract from the Sun, and he's free.

by Colored Farmer 20 September, 2024

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Fake Nike shoes.

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Yo I was in Monistir, Tunisia and I could not believe what I saw? A fake nike store selling fike products. What kind of scam is this?

by Bull Bowerman 13 July, 2023

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