Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some super slutty bitch who thinks she’s going to have a career in porn only to get played by the porn directors and eventually gets STD’s.

Colloquialism:

She tole me her name was Destiny, more like Lustony, that bitch is one three timing whore for the money, now Lustony just a walking STD.

by Bitch 4 Eva 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

The distrust that white people have toward people of color when POC have power or influence.

Colloquialism:

The white distrust is unfortunately real during the daze of deception when people believe in UFO's.

by UFO 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

When an average white women settles on one ugly ass nigga so they can have mixed kids.

Colloquialism:

There's that ugly bitch with that ugly nigga, now they makin' "Kid's Lack."

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.

Colloquialism:

My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.

by Nope 30 August, 2024

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When a woman drugs you in the name of love or lust.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I've been drugged in a Fate Crime! Bitch drugged me with Boa Noite Cinderella! Fate Crimes really do happen. Never accept a drink from Fate Criminals.

by Barbie Kills 30 June, 2025

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Definition:

Pejorative term for a well known professional golfer.

Colloquialism:

So what's it like cheeting on your wife with 120 women? Felt great. Ya, damn right! Cheetah Goods that's my name, and don't wear it out. I'm all about using the slutter! I put it in the hole. Hellz yea I be Cheetah Goods!

by Mason Betha 23 October, 2024

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Definition:

Not believing

Colloquialism:

Anxiety, Panic, Restlessness, Unbelief, Lies, Hatred, Contempt, Arrogance, Disrepair.

by Mr. Bark 21 June, 2025

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Definition:

The last of the stans.

Colloquialism:

And Backistan is in last place in human development. What's new? It's Backistan failing at everything. I don't know whose worse? Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan or Backistan? All I know is it's the back of the line for Backistan!

by Trashy Times 3 September, 2024

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Definition:

Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.

Colloquialism:

I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.

by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025

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Worst music DJ ever.

Colloquialism:

Flosstradamus can't transition worth a pitch or a deck. When I grow up, I want to be called Flosstradamus and suck at DJ-ing.

by 8 Track 9 August, 2024

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