Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Worst music DJ ever.

Colloquialism:

Flosstradamus can't transition worth a pitch or a deck. When I grow up, I want to be called Flosstradamus and suck at DJ-ing.

by 8 Track 9 August, 2024

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Indian Disease; Worst Underculture.

Colloquialism:

What's JeetPox? Oh yea, it's headbopping, bad, smelly, accented, slumlording, demon temple worship, paganistic underculture of idolatrous criminals, thieves, and scammers who are brainswashed by Bollywood movies in pursuits of more fraud in Western Countries. Watch out for the JeetPox!

by Meets The Jeetsons 24 June, 2026

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The white entitled bitch from Canada who books your Airbnb rental property for a different guest not on the ticket and decides not to arrive at their own booking only to want to change the reservation after the fact, while threatening to leave a bad review and have your listing suspended, not realizing their review is procedurally illegitimate because the review is hearsay by a third party non-visitor uncovered by the Airbnb policy.

Colloquialism:

Melanie Drains is one fucking stupid white bitch from Canada. Lots of Melanie Drains from the northern border who think it is perfectly okay to lie, slander, and defame home owners. Melanie Drains = prime example of wasted energy and precious resources Everytime I encounter a Melanie Drains I throw them down the drain, like the garbage white trash that they are.

by Host With A Plan 7 December, 2023

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The offspring of Lack People who don’t amount to much in society.

Colloquialism:

Yep, there's Mulattoville. Just more Lack Folks up to no good, and actin' all ghetto.

by The Mulatto Cook 26 June, 2023

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The guy who is the definition of being "That Guy." The weirdo. The loser. The statistic.

Colloquialism:

Human traffickers are evil. I definitely don't want to be "That Guy."

by Inhumanity 21 July, 2023

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Female black tennis player skin bleaching to look lighter but only looking like a Wayans in the movie White Chicks!

Colloquialism:

Damn, Serena Wayans lookin' strango like a dango. What the hell is goin' on wit dese crazy folks in failebrityville? Can you just be proud of who you are? Man, I've got Alopecia but don't need hair transplants for this one Serena Wayans.

by Keenan Ivory 29 November, 2024

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Definition:

Colombians

Colloquialism:

Fat men paying their women to get plastic surgery is the Colamians ways. Colamians bodering me in San Andres.

by Plenty People 22 February, 2026

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Definition:

Indian Women

Colloquialism:

Jeetas with those spongebob square butts, hook noses, and white creams acting like the fuckin' Saritas - bad entitled whiny attention getting liars.

by Portnoy 10 June, 2026

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Definition:

Greedy for sex. An insatiable appetite for booty.

Colloquialism:

Boy That Guy be going down to the DR often to slap some skin. Deep Sluttony for real in the Dominican.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

The toastmaster of a comedic roast.

Colloquialism:

The MC for the roast is the Roastmaster himself Mr. Jocular Mock.

by Roasterizing 4 August, 2024

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