Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The guy who is bonking all the girls!

Colloquialism:

Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.

by Roblin 10 January, 2024

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Softball players; females.

Colloquialism:

Girls that play softball. Yea, I don't play softball but baseball. They're just Softgirls, no other way to put it. It's what they do. Did you mean softball players? Nope, jus' Softgirls.

by Hardball 28 January, 2025

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A Canadian who thinks he’s an American, but does not have American quality.

Colloquialism:

The guy from Toronto has jokes, but he Jokes Like Russell. Not one of us.

by Russell Peters 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Fake Billionaire Liar

Colloquialism:

Thanks Andi Schmied, now your photos shown us the concrete jungle million dollar properties that are not beachfront.

by Rothstein 26 August, 2024

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Invasive Chinese Amazon wannabee.

Colloquialism:

Temu Sux.

by Prinve Alibaba 5 November, 2024

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When ugly girls be wearing so much make up it looks totally hideous.

Colloquialism:

There's baby cakes cake it up with all that Fake Up. If only she knew how fugly she looks.

by Fake Tan Man 2 July, 2023

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The corrupt Jewish Mammon lovers of NY.

Colloquialism:

Where are you from? I'm from Jew York! I didn't actually earn my money, no I got my money from Uncle Goldberg who cut me a billion dollars from his hedge fund. That's Jew York for you!

by Jew Yorker 13 July, 2023

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Buddhist pagan worshipping heathens

Colloquialism:

Was walking the Florida Mall and saw Buddhist Iscariot walking in a Asian brown toga all heathened out.

by Laodicea 2 August, 2024

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The guys on People Per Hour who sell graphic artist services, but their work is so shoddy its laughable at best.

Colloquialism:

Kiran, nice try. I know you claim to be a graphic artist, but I'm here smirking at you Laughic Artist, Sux.

by Made an offer 7 August, 2024

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Definition:

Trying to buy the Holy Spirit with money; a false convert to Christianity.

Colloquialism:

Oh, there's a lot of Simon Magus running around the world, hawking the Holy Spirit. We call them Pentalostals! Get your dose of the Holy Spirit for a price!

by Money for Miracles 7 July, 2023

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