Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A gossip monger

Colloquialism:

Well, if it ain't that gossip monger Dr. Spermologer. Spermologer? Kill it. A terrible name to spout nonsense.

by Jessie James 18 October, 2024

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Definition:

High on energy; or blitzed on drugs and alcohol

Colloquialism:

Party was lit, the whole room was Drunkin' & Crunkin'.

by Mocktales 29 October, 2023

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The act of raising your cell phone in such a posture to stay incognito of the fact you are texting someone else in the presence of your companion.

Colloquialism:

Was on a dinner date with Victoria and all she was doing was Texturizing while we had dinner. I had to texturize after the sexercise because hottie alert was blowing up my phone.

by Two Way Pager 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

A humorous way of saying the #9.

Colloquialism:

Did I hear the word Niner in there?

by Seven 19 August, 2024

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A baseball team that only loses.

Colloquialism:

Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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Definition:

Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

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Definition:

Concubines

Colloquialism:

Solomon say, "I got Bines all over the palace." Every real man gotta bine named Bilhah, that he dine, cuz she fine.'"

by Multiply 14 October, 2024

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Definition:

Brotha Barry from Atascocita, Houston.

Colloquialism:

Big Bow Wow du-ragged up requestin' 350K salary while workin' remote. Big Bow Wow, Brotha Barry datin' slim chica cross H-town near Pasadena or Sugarland? Space City News posted Big Bow Wow's next rap concert at the Black Oak Music Hall.

by Houston We've Touchdown 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

Fictitious award ceremony for recipients of the greatest rapists in history.

Colloquialism:

Jeet hindupani won a vra! what's a vra? duh, it's only like a grammy in rapist jargon! you mean the Victory Rape Awards? bingo like his name o.

by I Did It! 12 December, 2025

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Definition:

Cool Person; named after the branded AC refridgidaire.

Colloquialism:

Hey Coolerator! Like Mike, you a smooth operator. Sup Coolerator? Now, dats a Coolerator. He cold mon, da Coolerator. Fridge can't outcool this Coolerator.

by Ice Tunes 10 February, 2026

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