Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Dweeby White things or new drug terms for crack.

Colloquialism:

Crackisms for life!

by Crack Times 11 September, 2023

Definition:

Reading literature to you calm your nerves.

Colloquialism:

Go read a Calmanac! Settle down young Kwame, here, look see, read a Calmanac. Nigga, you need a Calmanac!

by Mockupedia 14 June, 2024

Definition:

People that be getting drunk at Squid Roe club in Cabo San Lucas, and be throwing up on the dance floor.

Colloquialism:

Why call it Cabo San Lucas? Should just be called "Cabo San Puke Us" because that's all that is happening on a continual basis. Everyone's just throwin' up.

by pronob sarker 2 July, 2023

Definition:

Racist baseball player who would not play against negro ballplayers.

Colloquialism:

Cap Anson is a disgrace to the game of baseball.

by Colored Ball 14 September, 2023

Definition:

A fake online profile designed to trick people into falling in love, or creating the illusion of romance only to scam money out of that individual.

Colloquialism:

"Catfish bitch left me in the parking lot of Costco the other week. How the hell did this happen to me?"

by Trout 2 July, 2023

Definition:

When milk Christians be trying to find the Glory of God at various churches.

Colloquialism:

Man, we heard about the Glory of God falling at Reverent Word Church, we be Chasing the Glory Cloud! Glory Chasers be Chasing the Glory Cloud of God! Brotha, the Glory of God is in you, you don't need no glory cloud.

by The Kingdom of God is in You! 18 November, 2024

Definition:

Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

Definition:

Transferring a larger sum of money than you actually have in another account and draw on those funds.

Colloquialism:

Cheque Kiting is a common fraud that Frank Abagnale committed.

by Thefty Drysdale 18 August, 2024

Definition:

To talk blabber; chatter. A useless individual in the aristrocracy.

Colloquialism:

Scamal Harris is a chinless wonder. I'd rather go to the pub and chin that!

by Rin Tin Tin 16 September, 2023

Definition:

That nigga that nobody likes.

Colloquialism:

If a woman likes the artist Chris Drown, then run! She's dumber than a door post. Chris Drown sux.

by Bags 26 November, 2024