Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Just an average sexual dalliance.

Colloquialism:

Yea, we had a Parlay, rendezvous at about 2, in the morning. I was so drunk it was only a sub Parlay.

by Trists 12 June, 2024

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Definition:

Catholic Priest.

Colloquialism:

I love Juan The Baptiste. Every time I visit a Catholiic Church in South America I say hi to Juan. He's great. Always sprinkles water on my forehead! It's better thank taking a bath. Juan The Baptiste is great. Thanks Juan!

by Grover Leaveland 23 July, 2025

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A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

Colloquialism:

"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

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Definition:

Ass rental game.

Colloquialism:

This ain't a game of thrones more like a Game Of Bones in Medellin.

by Buns of Fun 9 January, 2025

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Debtors! Contractually obligated. Signing away your life on a bad deal.

Colloquialism:

Oh, how sad? That poor unfortunate soul just sold their birthright for a pot of stew. The Poor Unfortunate Souls played the devil's game and now they are living with Abaddon, Mephistopheles, and Lucifer in Hell.

by Signing Contracts 27 August, 2023

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Definition:

The Immigrant life; working 9 to 5 but trying to pad the instagram or social media to try to look better than you really are.

Colloquialism:

You are not living the lavish life like me, you are living The Grant Life! Please don't get it twisted.

by Grant Lies 16 July, 2023

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Definition:

People who copy what you do!

Colloquialism:

Quit copying what I do you damn copier. Can't you be original you Copy Machines!

by Copy Machine 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Poor perverted people.

Colloquialism:

The poorverts jackin offin' in the computer room at our university library media lab center.

by Poorverted 5 July, 2023

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Average at scamming.

Colloquialism:

He's quite Scamateurish to to say The Least. Eldrick not very good at scamming I give him 2 out of 10 on the Scamateurish rating. Scamometer readout shows total scammer!

by Pikachoo 8 February, 2025

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People that think they are Jesus Christ or the end all be to salvation. Dangerpus delusion.

Colloquialism:

People who have a delusional Messiah Complex need to snap out of it or get themselves killed.

by Mission Scaries 26 May, 2025

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