Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Defining the amount of violence and crime in Chi-Town (Chicago).

Colloquialism:

What you call an Afghani living in Chicago these days? A Chiraqi! Lots of violence in Chiraq these days.

by Manute Bol 15 July, 2024

Definition:

Shitty Cyber security firm that is known for the Blue Screen of Death on July 18, 2024

Colloquialism:

CrowdStrike sux. Hate hackers! Going to start my own cyber security company.

by Evil Wins 19 July, 2024

Definition:

Evil dead killer police bots programmed to kill human beings.

Colloquialism:

Watch out foh dem Killer Cop Bots killin' you in plain sight.

by Materialistic World 20 August, 2024

Definition:

The effeminates that try to date a divorced man who is honestly seeking counseling for their distress from dissolution.

Colloquialism:

Man, I was jus' seeking counseling not going on a date with you, Christian Faggot! I remember when I got divorced had no idea that Chris, part of my bridal group was actually a Christian Faggot

by Divorce Gay Daters 3 December, 2024

Definition:

In theory Capitalism undeniably works but not when the monopolists control the board like BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, and IMF own all the money, assets, and property.

Colloquialism:

Crapitalism makes me question how hard I really need to work?

by Why it Got To Be Like This? 22 September, 2023

Definition:

Saying something very uncomfortable.

Colloquialism:

She's so cringe that she mixes up ketchup and relish like it's icing on a cake.

by Jonathan S. 8 July, 2023

Definition:

The size of one's attic or how much a person is willing to tolerate, or even what the sanitary statistics provide for city waste.

Colloquialism:

What's the Crapacity for your attic? My Crapacity is tolerating no shit. What's the Crapacity Index for the city waste?

by Flux Crapacitor 26 July, 2024

Definition:

When the white guys tell the Indians what to do! The act of screwing over the weaker party in business taking advantage of business contracts, using sandwich leases, lying to the owner to take advantage of the terms of a business deal to favor the white guys.

Colloquialism:

They are playing "Cowboys and Indians," telling people of color what to do again.

by Indian Killer 9 July, 2023

Definition:

The act of committing crimes.

Colloquialism:

Dem folks is Criming! Doin' all kinds of malevolence: killin' tiefin' and gangsterizin'. Criming!

by Trinibad 23 December, 2024

Definition:

A Norman system that doesn't work anymore.

Colloquialism:

Cash Bail? Get rid of it! He's not Bailable, I wouldn't.

by Judge Whoppner 24 August, 2024