Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Funny joker

Colloquialism:

Gringo is one Bobo Palhaco.

by Trinidade! 19 September, 2023

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Side girlfriends.

Colloquialism:

When you witness your Side Chick strike up a convo with your main chick.

by Guys Got Options 1 September, 2024

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The way accented Spanish speakers say tips.

Colloquialism:

Honey, give the waiter a Teepz please-ed. Do you wanna give a Teepz? Not really, but here's some away dineiro.

by Poor Favor 14 April, 2025

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Hammed Hijab

Colloquialism:

A very annoying Muslim debater who throws low blow jabs at his opposition

by Rabbi Shmuley 18 November, 2023

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Vehicle booting is a parking enforcement technique in which a large metal wheel clamp is secured onto one of the car’s wheels for excess car tickets owed above $350.

Colloquialism:

Hate the Car Booting companies. Call me the Boot Girls. Get this dern metal boot off my car.

by Girls from Buckhead 29 August, 2024

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Manly Standards

Colloquialism:

I don't just have standards, I got manly standards. We call'em Mandards!

by Straight out of Floptown 30 May, 2025

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People who can’t speak English properly.

Colloquialism:

There's The Accents again! Dude, I can't understand you say with that atrocious accent. English please!

by American English 2 July, 2023

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Coronavirus

Colloquialism:

Heard that Tony Tolbert contracted the Rona and went on to be in Hoopers Town. Dey got da Rona!

by Virality News 26 August, 2025

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Atheism

Colloquialism:

The White Cancer of Atheism spread from the European Neanderthal's who through white people spread the fake theory of evolutionary lies to the entire world, infected the minds of people of color. Reading a secular textbook without divine inspiration does not supersede a holy inspired book known as the Bible. Because naturalism cannot accept the supernatural they are in a pigeonhold with evolutionary biology.

by Satan's Puppets 17 February, 2025

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Down to nothing. when satan attacks your finances on all sides so you lack everything.

Colloquialism:

Man, i'm feelin' the satanic Lack Attack right naw. what de problem? Lack Attack meh problem.

by Demon Wayans 11 December, 2025

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