Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some motherfuckin' white guy comes to Africa, and claims the country is now his name.

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White people be stealing everything. They steal country names like Rhodesia, people's names, they steal people's inventions, they steal your business, and they steal talent.

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Positive Certification

Colloquialism:

Do any of these online providers have Certivity?

by Fork in the Road 14 August, 2024

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Also referred as thievocracy is a government whose corrupt leaders (Kleptocrats) use political power to expropriate the wealth of the people.

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What do the Demorats have in common with the Kleptocrats? Kleptocratic value. Damn Kleptocrats!

by Piers Brosnan 27 March, 2025

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From the movie "Aladdin." What guys do to impress women.

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Hey Jazmine, I got a Bentley, a Mansion, and a Yacht, so you down for the Magic Carpet Ride? In the UAE, hot Somali bitches gone to the Gulf on the Magic Carpet Ride for sightseeing the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Fountain, and Palm Jumeirah.

by Fatima 5 August, 2024

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High quality

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Yea, she Qual Qual a total dime piece on my gold chain.

by Jazzy 19 September, 2023

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The worst hotel or motel ever, so you don’t tell anyone about the awful experience.

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That's not a hotel or a motel, that is a fucking "Notel." Total fucking waste of time. Cockroaches, smelly odors, bad service, airconditioning doesn't work, broken drapes, shower water is not hot, and the host smells like Biryani.

by Biryani Boi 28 June, 2023

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Hindu Indians; the most deplorable false Religionists on the planet. Idolaters. Polytheistic false god worshippers.

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With a billion Hindians walking around the planet, that's like a shitload of false god worshippers. I can't believe these people are so dumb to believe in idols, animal worship, and the god is one universe crap. These people actually believe your relatives are a cockroach, a fly, an ant. Talk about totally backwards religious scammers.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Some untalented Palestinian rapper dude.

Colloquialism:

Lowkey...hm, I don't know? Sounds like a key under the door of the Hamas headquarters.

by One State Solution 26 October, 2023

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