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Definition:

Prostitutes in Amsterdam that perform mechanical lifeless sex.

Colloquialism:

Amster Damn, these bitches be fine in Netherlands, but what the hell? The sex is so boring.

by Amster Damn 26 June, 2023

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The LGBTQ absurd definition of homosexuality in the creation of Adam & Eve.

Colloquialism:

Adam & Steve? WTF is this. End the LGBTQ idiocy. US Government quit funding the chicanery. Adam & Steve created AIDS in the 1960's going forward.

by Ending Idiocy 10 October, 2024

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When ladies only wear lingerie or a g-string bikini.

Colloquialism:

"What do you charge missy? I charge the Bare Minimum. I'll wear less!"

by Sex Please! 23 July, 2023

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Definition:

Not the chinese food condiment, but ducking a situation before it gets real bad. To get out of dodge.

Colloquialism:

I always carry a bottle of Duck Sauce when I need to leave the scene real quick. Take a packet of Duck Sauce and ex-squeeze me later. Sayonara suckers, lickety split, I'm Duck Sauce.

by Luang Kalur 23 August, 2024

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Debtors! No, not outstanding people in the sense of their incredibleness. No these are people that have outstanding debts and need to fucking pay up!

Colloquialism:

Dude, I am not running a charity, and yes I am a good person, but if I come across more outstanding human beings I'm going to have pull out some grenades and evict the enemy soldiers bunkering in my casa. I'm tired of the oustanding human beings. I'd rather have terrible people that pay on time than those outstanding human beings (debtors)!

by Pay up Jake 23 August, 2023

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Definition:

Putrid undrinkable water from Tijuana.

Colloquialism:

Baby, you taste ass fresh ass Tijuana Spring Water!

by Cartel 11 April, 2025

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People that hang on and hold you back.

Colloquialism:

Gotta let the Hangers-Oners go! Darn Hangers-Oners need to stop.

by Mackrel 22 September, 2024

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White people who are afraid of people of color for no good reason, but have to blame others for their problems. The sheer trepidation of minority people.

Colloquialism:

White fright chicks be blaming people of color for everything.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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Definition:

To talk blabber; chatter. A useless individual in the aristrocracy.

Colloquialism:

Scamal Harris is a chinless wonder. I'd rather go to the pub and Chin that!

by Rin Tin Tin 16 September, 2023

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