Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

That Guy named Jonathan who is so fucking lazy; his rooms smells awful, he does not do his homework, and sleeps all day with bad grades in school.

Colloquialism:

Hi Class, I'm Yawnathon. I sit in the back row and like to sleep all day. That's my favorite activity.

by Yawney 2 July, 2023

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Blasphemers who oppose the deity of Jesus Christ.

Colloquialism:

Look moh Phemers protesting their blaspheming ways in the public square. Slims, Du's, Nostics, Hists, Eists, Lientologists, Jovahs, Jahs, Mon's is bunch of Phemers.

by Straight Paths 26 October, 2023

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Illegals

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I don't listen to cans or stans if you know what I mean. I tell them what to do...

by CBX 28 August, 2025

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Slut money stacked away for a booty day.

Colloquialism:

How much is in your Lust Fund? I got about 20k in my Lust Fund. Man, I only have about 3k in the Lust Fund. I heard Joe's got 100k Lust Fund.

by Funny Money 16 August, 2024

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The blonde dykes toying with each other at the bar!

Colloquialism:

I was at the casino bar, and saw the blondykes making out with each other at the Blondyke Bar.

by Safada Gostosa 16 July, 2023

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The dumbest president in the history of the United States of America.

Colloquialism:

Joe Bye Dumb has no fucking clue what he is doing! Client of the deep state. Nobody respects Joe Bye Dumb. Just so dumb it hurts.

by Which Way Did It Go George? 3 November, 2023

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The feminist mindset where women use girl power to become anything they want in having complete disregard for God's purpose for a man and woman in differing roles.

Colloquialism:

There's blondie bitch living in Barbie Land like Babes in Toyland.

by White Barbie 22 July, 2023

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Dumb saying by Americans to talk about the beauty of a person's face.

Colloquialism:

My lawd, his Facecard is on point! Now, bout her Facecard, I'm not using one syllable but two syllables to talk about that visage.

by It's Complicated 11 June, 2026

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When a guy stops buying a woman's lies, B.S., and beauty tricks.

Colloquialism:

Had to give her the Stop Market treatment, she's only Selling Lies, Onlyscams, and fakery.

by Man Up 26 November, 2024

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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