Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

An Arab guy who has to pay his third wife alimony.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Ali Mani, baby can you be patient? I have to pay my third wife alimony (ali mani).

by 18 Year's of Alimony 13 July, 2023

Definition:

Selling dreams untrue, securing the bag, getting out of dodge, and buying property with money on a plush island resort.

Colloquialism:

I've already got a plush beachfront penthouse on a Brazilian beach with butt ass mulatas livin' Absconder's Paradise like the Coolie Mac that I am.

by Ocean's 14 4 January, 2025

Definition:

Fake Billionaire Liar

Colloquialism:

Thanks Andi Schmied, now your photos shown us the concrete jungle million dollar properties that are not beachfront.

by Rothstein 26 August, 2024

Definition:

The heavily accented and annoying Indian guy on Youtube who talks about alpha meditative waves.

Colloquialism:

Damn, the Alpha Meditative Hindu Guy is on YouTube again. What a scammer?

by Delta Sigma 14 January, 2025

Definition:

The act of plotting her round ass on a man's face.

Colloquialism:

Was at the strip club and Alex got the royal treatment with an Assination Plot from Cardi B and Stripper Z for the dollar, dollar billz yall.

by Sit ups 26 August, 2024

Definition:

Nickname for Soraya Mohammad the next female basketball phenom.

Colloquialism:

Allah Iverson got nice moves at streetball tournament in Doha!

by Dunkanomics 31 July, 2024

Definition:

When your woman gives you sex for something that you did for her.

Colloquialism:

Josephine says, "Hey Shaka, I'll give you a Bedroom Payout if you do clean my roof gutter." Shaka responds, "I will accept the Bedroom Payout."

by Bed Work 14 July, 2023

Definition:

Cutting off crazy Jane Doe from your life by blocking her texts, calls, email, social media, and stalking.

Colloquialism:

You thought I said, "block chain?" Nah, said, "Block Jane" like I'mma have to Block Jane and put a restraining order on her for crazy test messages at 2:02 am and love letters to my email inbox, and secret stalking of my social media. How much Block Jane you invested in?

by Walkie Talkie 23 January, 2025

Definition:

Buddhist pagan worshipping heathens

Colloquialism:

Was walking the Florida Mall and saw Buddhist Iscariot walking in a Asian brown toga all heathened out.

by Laodicea 2 August, 2024

Definition:

The blonde dykes toying with each other at the bar!

Colloquialism:

I was at the casino bar, and saw the blondykes making out with each other at the Blondyke Bar.

by Safada Gostosa 16 July, 2023