Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some weirdo who has the name Beckham and Victoria in their name.

Colloquialism:

Parents named her after Posh and Becks! What a fucking mistake?

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

Definition:

Drunk Driving

Colloquialism:

Roger failed the drunk driver test while he was cited for Blurpendicular intoxication.

by Craig Fredericks 4 August, 2024

Definition:

Dumb ass Prime Minister of England who looks like Harry in the movie Dumb and Dumber.

Colloquialism:

There goes the worst prime minister in England's history that total dumb as Boris Dumb and Dumber Johnson.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

Definition:

The feminist mindset where women use girl power to become anything they want in having complete disregard for God's purpose for a man and woman in differing roles.

Colloquialism:

There's blondie bitch living in Barbie Land like Babes in Toyland.

by White Barbie 22 July, 2023

Bae

Definition:

Before anyone else.

Colloquialism:

That's my Bae. Ain't he amazing.

by Krisela 1 September, 2024

Definition:

A country that nobody cares about.

Colloquialism:

Bo Livia is not where I'm going! Hahaha. Where's Machu Picchu? Oh wrong country I was thinking Peru, Bo Livia!

by I Don't Know? 2 November, 2023

Definition:

When ladies only wear lingerie or a g-string bikini.

Colloquialism:

"What do you charge missy? I charge the Bare Minimum. I'll wear less!"

by Sex Please! 23 July, 2023

Definition:

The last of the stans.

Colloquialism:

And Backistan is in last place in human development. What's new? It's Backistan failing at everything. I don't know whose worse? Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan or Backistan? All I know is it's the back of the line for Backistan!

by Trashy Times 3 September, 2024

Definition:

When your south pole thinks on it's own without you controlling the shwing.

Colloquialism:

Of course I'm Bipolar Sexy, my other head has a mind of its own. I can't control the south pole, I'm Bipolar Sexy!

by Shwing! 9 November, 2023

Definition:

Brown army of people who believe in Islam.

Colloquialism:

Watch out for the Brown Muslim Army. Bad arguments. Total failure religion. Weird looking people.

by Apologia 4 September, 2024