Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

One dumb ass criminal.

Colloquialism:

Braska guy who decided to stick a gun in the face of a woman who was taking her son to school, but could not drive the car because it was a manual shift which he did not know how to drive.

by Hate Theft 26 June, 2023

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Larry Fink, the CEO of BlackRock.

Colloquialism:

Soros, Fink, and State Street are the Demander & Thief.

by Defense Contractor 26 August, 2024

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A fat kid named Bobby.

Colloquialism:

Come to find out that Blobby was diagnosed with asthma, and all this time we thought he was a fat ass!

by Dauphin Island 3 August, 2024

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Idiots, dumbasses, and morons.

Colloquialism:

I didn't ask you to fuck up. you fucked up without my permission miss House Of Tards. yea, i been to that neighborhood. it's a House Of Tards.

by Yard Work 7 January, 2026

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Trans people

Colloquialism:

Too many Shqueers on Tinder these days. Saw me anotha Shqueer on the dating crap. Damn Shqueers!

by Play it Straight 12 December, 2024

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White guys that make your stuff disappear. Disappearing acts.

Colloquialism:

There's a reason all the Vegas Magician are white, because they make things disappear. Good at making your shit disappear. All throughout history these Vegas Magician cause your shit to disappear. The gold, they steal it. The silver, they steal it. Your girl, they steal it. Your secrets, they steal it. Your research, they steat it and claim it is theirs. Your money, they steal it. Disappearing acts. That's what these guys are good at, making your wealth disappear. Don't let some Vegas Magician make your money disappear on you with false promises of wealth. If you want to make a rabit appear, sounds good you Vegas Magician, you try to make my money disappear Vegas Magician, we going throw you over the Hoover Dam.

by Larry Huch 17 November, 2023

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Mohammed is not a real prophet but a false prophet.

Colloquialism:

Nohammed is the name of a false prophet in Islam who is an imposter and deceiver. Nohammed is the blasphemer. Uh, Nohammed! Duh, Nohammed!

by Jesus is Yahweh 8 December, 2023

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A sarcastic salutation telling someone to quit robbing.

Colloquialism:

Aight babe, "Rob Less You." And I love me too. :)

by Swami Smoothsayer 27 March, 2025

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Writing or speaking vernacular like the author Mark Twain.

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He Twain' wit da best of'em. I not Twain'; this my local tongue.

by Horonto Blue Jays 21 January, 2026

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Some weird looking blue idol that is full of demon possession.

Colloquialism:

No! Not the fucking blue guy! Are you serious? How did this guy qualify to be a god? Why the fuck would you name your kid after a fake blue idol? Talk about one fucking stupid parent.

by Breakin' Idols 7 September, 2023

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