Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Lever by which shit disappears.

Colloquialism:

Hey, anyone got a Flux Crapacitor to clean up the shit in Pakistan? Quick! Someone stole the shit at the sewage plant; what do you know? We found out they used the Flux Crapacitor made by Doc Emmett Brown in Crap to the Future.

by Marty 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

Woman who slept her way to the Top.

Colloquialism:

Scamala Devi Hari did the bedwork, now she's gonna lose in the Presidential election. Scamala Devi Hari's mother was a Hindu. I don't vote for Pagans.

by Ethnic Lies 22 July, 2024

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Definition:

Young Israeli kids jamming to Tupac music in Jerusalem.

Colloquialism:

I was in Israel and saw all the JewPac jammin' to the legend Tupac.

by All Eyez on Me 11 November, 2023

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Definition:

Software programmers who are trying to wage digital homicide by killing your brain with too much social media.

Colloquialism:

Gosh, I hate these Pogrammers. Always trying to control the world with AI and ruin my life! Quit trying to kill me you damn AI Pogrammers! I want to fucking live. I want my job back!

by Pogammer Bill 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Long African name for the murderer of Felicia Johnson.

Colloquialism:

Damn, dat is a mouthful ya dig. Chukwuebuka Nwubodo is one cold dude. Pray for the Johnson family.

by On the Run 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

When an athlete commits such a heinous act they go to jail for their crime.

Colloquialism:

There's the Wander dude, wandering with underagers! Used to play baseball now that nigga's playin' Jailball!

by Mr. Quids 17 August, 2023

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Definition:

The worst hotel or motel ever, so you don’t tell anyone about the awful experience.

Colloquialism:

That's not a hotel or a motel, that is a fucking "Notel." Total fucking waste of time. Cockroaches, smelly odors, bad service, airconditioning doesn't work, broken drapes, shower water is not hot, and the host smells like Biryani.

by Biryani Boi 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

A Caribbean term for knows how to move; to dance.

Colloquialism:

Dem folks at Carnaval know how to Jook dem waist.

by Playin' Mas 3 July, 2023

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Definition:

Christians that know how to have a good time.

Colloquialism:

Funbelievers got it goin' on.

by G-Thang 6 October, 2024

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Definition:

Being smart contrary to the unwise.

Colloquialism:

A man needs to be Smarter Wise or foolishness takes over.

by Sage 2 June, 2026

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