Definition:
Desire to grow up and be a better bitch.
Colloquialism:
Za game plan? Get Ambitchious and never quit the hustle fussel. She's annoying and super Ambitchious!
by Granny Spills 30 December, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Mafuckas from shame cultures that create a stumbling block in the Christian's life to feel bad about your awesome life.
Colloquialism:
Shamers like Judas Khanna is the whole fuckin' problem in the world, tryna make me feel bad for my entire life's greatness. Fuck you Shamers!
by Ungrateful Dead 5 June, 2024
Definition:
The act of putting your hand out to get money from people.
Colloquialism:
There's Jackson doing The Indian Beg getting money from passerbys.
by Begging is a Habit 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Going to jail only to get pardoned.
Colloquialism:
Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!
by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025
Definition:
Pagan Indians.
Colloquialism:
Billy Pagan is definitely a pagadian. Pagadians be having festivals and worshipping demons like they are best friends! I don't know what to do with all these Pagadians!
by No Pagan Love 19 September, 2023
Definition:
The dumbest president in the history of the United States of America.
Colloquialism:
Joe Bye Dumb has no fucking clue what he is doing! Client of the deep state. Nobody respects Joe Bye Dumb. Just so dumb it hurts.
by Which Way Did It Go George? 3 November, 2023
Definition:
A person who suffers incredibly from delusion. They are like a pawn on the game of chess, an easy target for more delusion. Deluded Pawns pretend to be other pieces on the chess board like a King or Queen, but they can only make one move and are easy targets for the more inclined.
Colloquialism:
Yo, there's Jason, a deluded pawn who thinks he controls the stock market; I didn't know nillionaires are now multi-millionaires. All these Deluded Pawns in Los Angeles think they are big shots when they have bills, rent payments, a mortgage, and college debt.
by Pawnee Fables 19 July, 2023
Definition:
Putting down those that are godless. Empty, vacuous shell of a people missing Christ.
Colloquialism:
Everyone be sayin' God bless you. We'll, I'm different. God Less U! You needa get saved ya damned pagan heathen.
by Reverand Zafar 19 March, 2025
Definition:
The worst position in baseball.
Colloquialism:
Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.
by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024
Definition:
When your woman gives you sex for something that you did for her.
Colloquialism:
Josephine says, "Hey Shaka, I'll give you a Bedroom Payout if you do clean my roof gutter." Shaka responds, "I will accept the Bedroom Payout."
by Bed Work 14 July, 2023