Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A guy or girl that loves sex like a dance.

Colloquialism:

He's a bone dancer. Going from one bone to next bone and more boning to go!

by Bony Express 27 June, 2023

Definition:

When white people brag about having a black credit card.

Colloquialism:

Hey Opie, Billy Mcfarland, I got a real Black Card, you lookin' at him.

by Kiwana 11 August, 2024

Definition:

A very black person where their skin looks blue.

Colloquialism:

Damn, that nigga is blue black. Why all those black deities in India be lookin blue? Blue blackin.

by The Blue Blacker 27 June, 2023

Definition:

When black people be gettin' a tan out in the hot son.

Colloquialism:

Brotha be blue blackin gettin' that tan like every week.

by Blue Blacker 28 June, 2023

Definition:

Shitty hotels for sale on LoopNet.com that no would ever buy in a million years.

Colloquialism:

I wanted to buy a 100 room hotel, but only saw fugly run down Bates Motels for sale on the internet. "Yea, I stayed at a Bates Motel a long time ago, roaches everywhere, one disgusting place!" Norman Bates would have loved it.

by Shanghai Living 29 August, 2023

Definition:

Broke Ass Mom's

Colloquialism:

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!

by Young Stud 31 August, 2023

Definition:

A man who can’t make pars, but makes bogey on every hole in golf he plays.

Colloquialism:

You not a par man; you a bogey mon who can't make a putt bro.

by Parfecto 28 June, 2023

Definition:

Trust in a male gay union.

Colloquialism:

What do you call it when two gay men trust each other? Boyalty!

by The Gay Union 14 February, 2024

Definition:

Fictitious large number

Colloquialism:

None of the words jillion, zillion, squillion, gazillion, kazillion, Bajillion, or bazillion (or Brazilian) are real numbers.

by Cuzillion 11 August, 2024

Definition:

Overweight Christian from Tennessee or a fat female pastor that thinks she's biblical.

Colloquialism:

Broad Evangelicals at the KFC in Cleveland, Tennessee. Or a fat female pastor that is leading her feminist cult down the wrong road with all that Unbiblicalness.

by Sproul 13 October, 2024