Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

After divorce when couples do whatever they can to try to hurt, one up, covet, and destroy each other.

Colloquialism:

Oh, so you think that the Battle of the Sexes started in Genesis 3? Lady Babe, we gonna talk about the Battle of the Exes in this episode where Dell Curry and Sonia Curry are on splitzville and now he married to Nicki Smith. Feel bad for Mrs. Curry.

by Charlotte Bae 24 September, 2024

Definition:

Fuckin' so hard you break the slats on the bed.

Colloquialism:

Me and ole girl be Breakin' the Slats.

by Slat Breaker 26 June, 2023

Definition:

Old foggies gambling their pension money and social security at casinos.

Colloquialism:

Everyday I walk into the Southpoint casino and witness the Beterans spending their pension and social security on Jackpot Blues and Wheel of Poortune.

by Loss Wages 9 August, 2024

Definition:

Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.

Colloquialism:

After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love bitch training; it's the best part of the relationship.

by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023

Definition:

Son of a thousand whores in Hebrew

Colloquialism:

When one whore isn't enough just say at the top of your lungs, "Ben Elef Zonot!"

by House of Jesse 29 September, 2024

Definition:

When a guy requests a woman produce photos because they recently met on a dating app and it seems that she's not who she claims to be.

Colloquialism:

Hi baby, "requesting a Body Check?" Because I'm not sure you are gradeable.

by First Class 24 August, 2023

Definition:

Doing the freak. Sexin'.

Colloquialism:

Met me a baddie at the club last night, we went home did the Bone Dance into the wee hours of the night.

by pronob sarker 27 June, 2023

Definition:

Sexing all night long.

Colloquialism:

Babe and I were bone dancin' like rattle me bones.

by Rattle Me Bones 27 June, 2023

Definition:

A guy or girl that loves sex like a dance.

Colloquialism:

He's a bone dancer. Going from one bone to next bone and more boning to go!

by Bony Express 27 June, 2023

Definition:

When white people brag about having a black credit card.

Colloquialism:

Hey Opie, Billy Mcfarland, I got a real Black Card, you lookin' at him.

by Kiwana 11 August, 2024