Definition:
Men who pathetically simp for attention getting entitled women.
Colloquialism:
Boy, you are so incredibly SimPathetic! Total joke Mr. SimPathetic.
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
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Definition:
A newly rich basketball player on a fat contract who gets suspended for whipping out a glock pistol on social media like he’s a thug.
Colloquialism:
The fake gangsta shit needs to stop Mr. Glock Morant! Look, there's Glock Morant pistol whipping his driver in the Range Rover. And another Glock Morant? Geez, can Glock Morant stop totting guns everywhere he goes!
by Exposing the Stupidity 13 July, 2023
Definition:
People that are not great. No significant accomplishments. Instagram wannabees.
Colloquialism:
What's new? More of the Greatless! I've met some astoundingly great people, but you are not one of them because, well, you're Greatless!
by Mockupedia 15 February, 2024
Definition:
Dumbasses that think UFO's exist.
Colloquialism:
When UFO Reporters like Shaq and Jimmy Kimmel think UFO's are real that's when I know Neil Degrasse Tyson is laughing out of his socks. Idiots, when Christians are raptured out of the world they will assume we are those Aliens. "See, I told you those people were Aliens all along, and now they have disappeared!"
by Signs 11 September, 2023
Definition:
Every Sports Player is Negro!
Colloquialism:
Seems like everyone is black on ESPN these days.
by Negro Leagues 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Cult
Colloquialism:
Why is there polygamy in Mormonism? It's cuz there's more, man! Mormon's and their sister wives!
by Cult Watch 14 September, 2023
Definition:
People dat be at church all day long more than 3 hours.
Colloquialism:
Zam! Sundayers at church all day long and Pastor want me to get up at 7 am for 8 am Sunday school. I can't do it anymore. Isn't Sunday supposed to be a day of rest, so why am I so tired from all dis work? Hahaha. Bro, 2 hours is my limit!
by 2 Hour Limit! 27 March, 2025
Definition:
Evil hateful hearts
Colloquialism:
Evil Heartred women; chasing vanity bitches addicted to the mammon stead of the god life. Evil Heartred peeps out there.
by Body Wash 8 April, 2026