Definition:
Underagers humpin' in middle school.
Colloquialism:
Sex Graders going at it in middle school! Really now?
by Paducah 14 October, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Free and retired
Colloquialism:
Free to be you, and completely retired we be Freetired.
by Bad Contraction 31 March, 2025
Definition:
Means "I am not your trick, and you are not my whore." Just regular casual sex.
Colloquialism:
The only healing I'm into comes with high heels, duck sickity, and No Trump Whist! Yea, I play No Trump Whist all the time!
by Ace of Spades 3 September, 2025
Definition:
The wonderful enjoyments of life.
Colloquialism:
Why be so serious, stiff or die frustrated when you can have some Prodigal Fun?
by Son Dialed 6 August, 2023
Definition:
Vernacular for Hezbollah. Hellbound Jihadi's on the wrong side of life's wadi.
Colloquialism:
Hellzballah be Jihadi, no I can't accept this kind of badi! Hellzballah be worshippin' his allah, but don't realize hellz-be-allah he gettin!
by Sista Yadi 17 October, 2023
Definition:
Pejorative term for a well known professional golfer.
Colloquialism:
So what's it like cheeting on your wife with 120 women? Felt great. Ya, damn right! Cheetah Goods that's my name, and don't wear it out. I'm all about using the slutter! I put it in the hole. Hellz yea I be Cheetah Goods!
by Mason Betha 23 October, 2024
Definition:
The worst position in baseball.
Colloquialism:
Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.
by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024
Definition:
Hatin' on Zuckerberg's metaverse.
Colloquialism:
Zuck's all about the Metahata. Zuck's chinese wife be like to the rest, "Your such a Metahata."
by Chondroitin 6 September, 2024
Definition:
A guy who sucks at baseball.
Colloquialism:
You are such a fucking Rube! You fuckin' newbie. Rube Marquard would be rolling in his grave after the way you pitch. Rube, you suck at baseball!
by Rubey Tuesday 13 July, 2023
