Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Whites in South Africa who somehow own all the land.

Colloquialism:

Afrikonners are con artists who settle lands of blacks and coloreds, and steal power from others.

by Desmond Tutu 4 November, 2025

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Lowlifes that steal burned down homes from fires.

Colloquialism:

Gasoline in sewers? Fire Looters dressed like Fire Fighters stealing Emmy's in Palisades? Fire Looters suck.

by Gavin Lose Him 19 January, 2025

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Definition:

A piece of information

Colloquialism:

Wow, your Data Point was completely worthless. Uh, that was a reasonable Data Point, I will notate, but only because I can benefit from it.

by Not True 31 July, 2024

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A very racist town in Southeast, Texas with a large Ku Klux Klan constituency.

Colloquialism:

What you know bout Vidor, Texas? I only done gone bowling there. Vidor had black folks but they keep gettin' rid of them movin' to Beaumont an' Port Arthur.

by KKK 13 November, 2024

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Definition:

Elaborate effort to be hyper fancy.

Colloquialism:

Time to get Crinkum-Crankum back into the 21st century. To get high key with the details to go into Crinkum-Crankum mode.

by Snowbrowth 18 October, 2024

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Definition:

Pain be upon him.

Colloquialism:

Definitely not peace but pain be upon him.

by Moslem Joke 9 June, 2025

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Definition:

White people who are afraid of people of color for no good reason, but have to blame others for their problems. The sheer trepidation of minority people.

Colloquialism:

White fright chicks be blaming people of color for everything.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Chronically absent guys who don't attend class like 34 to 40 times a year. Truants.

Colloquialism:

Teacher says, "What's up my Dudents? Thanks for missing class again!"

by Maestro 1 September, 2023

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Definition:

Panicking People

Colloquialism:

Panicans who think the stock market will fail! Panicans not trusting the tarrif strategy.

by Sadly Blues 9 April, 2025

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Definition:

The Immigrant life; working 9 to 5 but trying to pad the instagram or social media to try to look better than you really are.

Colloquialism:

You are not living the lavish life like me, you are living The Grant Life! Please don't get it twisted.

by Grant Lies 16 July, 2023

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