Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A fake online profile designed to trick people into falling in love, or creating the illusion of romance only to scam money out of that individual.

Colloquialism:

"Catfish bitch left me in the parking lot of Costco the other week. How the hell did this happen to me?"

by Trout 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Your Indian chef at the expensive Indian restaurant round the corner.

Colloquialism:

Dude, Chicken Vindaloo is this like Waterloo? Why is the Chicken Vindaloo so expensive in Manhattan? "Vinda who? Oh you meant Vindaloo!"

by Stephen Curry 28 November, 2023

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Definition:

A white hacker crime syndicate headed by Kane Gamble.

Colloquialism:

Dat Cracka Kane is de real CWA (Crackas With Attitude). He's da numba one cracka!

by Dr. Dre 5 September, 2024

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Definition:

The Asian buffet of beauties in the red light districts of Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Singapore.

Colloquialism:

What are you in the mood to eat tonight? You already know homie; we eaten at the fuckin' Panda Sexpress.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

The public workforce entering working force slavery for the rest of their lives.

Colloquialism:

I was invited to the party at address Prison Planet , would you like to come along?

by pronob sarker 9 July, 2023

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A felony sex addict music artist known for peeing on underage girls.

Colloquialism:

Why does R. Felly pee on underage girls? That is one sick bastard. That's atrocious.

by Don't Pee On Me 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.

Colloquialism:

My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.

by Nope 30 August, 2024

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Definition:

Sellers at Farmers Markets who not actually farmers.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Local Harmer's Market and the reseller vendor is not homegrown, but a wholesaler Kornneef.

by Misleading Buyers 22 August, 2024

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Definition:

The Can'ts.

Colloquialism:

Oh don't get me started on the can'ts from Can'tartica! Lack People from Can'tartica need to stay away from Winville. I've never heart of that place, where's Can'tartica? Dude, really? You didn't get the joke? People who can't! They the one's from Can'tartica. Can'tartica!

by Doge Coin 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

An incredibly biased Hindu robot, that is programmed by the Dus to thwart Christianity by using New Age lightworkers!

Colloquialism:

HinduBot will hack your computer, erase your data, and eliminate your accomplishments.

by Satan Diabolical 30 August, 2024

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