Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Folks you need to avoid.

Colloquialism:

It's best we avoid the Avoidables. There's Sharika! Avoid, she is totally Avoidable.

by Always Avoid 29 June, 2023

Definition:

Sexy flirtatious terms for the posterior of a woman.

Colloquialism:

Ooo la la, that bitch got me Asswords. That ass says it all. The ass talks like the game Asswords.

by The Assword is the Password 29 June, 2023

Definition:

Dry skin winners

Colloquialism:

Fuck! Get some lotion! Don’t you moisturize? Mr. Ashy Awards!

by What's Going On? 7 September, 2023

Definition:

UConn basketball bust.

Colloquialism:

I saw Ater Majoke play back in his UConn days, total bust! Sucked. Same goes for Ajou Deng.

by Nate Miles 16 August, 2024

Definition:

Advertisements on Youtube by Hindus who claim New Age tactics to getting what you want by getting into the Alpha Meditative Wave.

Colloquialism:

Saw more Du's on the internet trying to sell the Alpha Meditative Waves Sham. Not buying that fucking Du bullshit.

by No Dharma Fuck U 16 August, 2024

Definition:

Dominican 16 year old who was actually 19 signed a contract for 4 million to the minor leagues.

Colloquialism:

How many other Dominican kids are actually 25 instead of 16. Now, I know why they look like Big Papi and Manny. :)

by Falsified Papers 3 November, 2024

Definition:

The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

Definition:

Blonde bombshell stripper gold digger scammer.

Colloquialism:

87 year old Howie got played by ANS.

by Open Your Eyes 2 July, 2023

Definition:

Some mad scientist astronomer who thinks his Harvard degree means aliens exist.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Avi Loeb and I'm Jewish so that means I'm right, and you're wrong about Extraterrestrials.

by More Dumbass White Guys 11 September, 2023

Definition:

Hand gesturing by putting your hands up and squeezing your index and pointer finger down to put emphasis around a word or phrase you are talking about.

Colloquialism:

Martin Lawrence be doing the Air Quote in the movie Bad Boys 4. Is the Air Quote needed on this talk?

by Mockupedia 22 June, 2024