Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some motherfuckin' white guy comes to Africa, and claims the country is now his name.

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White people be stealing everything. They steal country names like Rhodesia, people's names, they steal people's inventions, they steal your business, and they steal talent.

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Gluttony

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The Fatter Day Saints of Salt Lake City are having a potluck after church on Sunday.

by Delta 17 October, 2024

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Women who think they can be lead Pastors.

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No bitch, you not a lead Pastor, and I ain't listening to you. All yall Militant Pastorettes need to stand down! Will the real men stand up and Pastor, so these Pentalostal Pastorettes can participate in orderly worship.

by Pastorettes 14 October, 2023

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Escort

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Scorts suck. Whether it be a low class Scort or a high class Scort. I ain't got no time foh dem hookas.

by Scorty Thieves 23 July, 2024

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No Cantonese please!

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No, I don't want to learn Mandarin or Cantnonese. Fuck that! I'm set in my ways and I don't have many chinese friends either. Not birthing a kid in China like Rui either. Screw that. Can't make no sense of the Cantnonese.

by Not Gonna Learn Chinese 3 September, 2024

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Obsessive gay covetousness.

Colloquialism:

Dern Jealousexual everywhere wantin' what they don't deserve.

by Fraid Not 31 January, 2026

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Agnostics

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Agnostics are so confused on the existence of God they can't make up their mind, talk about Nostic idiocy. Yall is dumb Nostics!

by Bill Faither 13 October, 2023

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Exactly

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He married a bitch with 3 kids, total cuck! Zactly my dawg...wtf...was he thinkin? Simp society. Weak B.S.

by Nuttin' Else 14 November, 2025

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Abuse

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Women be always calling out the Buse like I'm Gary Busey, when I'm expressin' myself like the Alpha Dog that I am.

by She Badly Right 4 July, 2025

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