Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Obtaining medical records after a person's suspicious death at the hospital.

Colloquialism:

Pa's dead need to obtain the Deadical Records to see what malpractice just happened.

by Display Vidiots 16 November, 2025

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Definition:

Liberal leftist talking points by brainwashed idiots that will take 20 years to unlearn.

Colloquialism:

The War Of Idiots part 3 is on fake news CNN. Talking to radicalized college students is impossible these days.

by Badly Figures 17 January, 2025

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Definition:

The opposite of a crowning achievement; a complete disappointment.

Colloquialism:

Jeet Scam Centers are a Frowning Deceivements. Mon, got no crowning achievements only Frowning Deceivements.

by Poor Effort 27 March, 2026

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Definition:

Fictitious leader who impregnates women!

Colloquialism:

Oh her Dad is Lustafari! He's got kids everywhere with 7 different women.

by Transactional 7 June, 2026

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Definition:

Fab Morvan & Rob Pilatus

Colloquialism:

Uh, yea, I am Seanilli and he is Davilli and we are Scam Morvan & Rob Your Swiss Bank Account - TikTok Superstars, and we want lip sync Girl You Know It. We don't know our lyrics but you do.

by Girl You Know It 21 August, 2024

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Definition:

Doesn't add to success. Subtraction.

Colloquialism:

What is Girl Math? A woman who has no clue how to do accounting nor can she obey. Negative bank balance, negative net worth; all negatives no positives.

by Division 24 January, 2025

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Definition:

People who want the most but know nothing about anything claiming everything.

Colloquialism:

Mel from NY is The Least, thinking Juneteenth has anything to do with his Union roots. Boi, I lived in Texas, and you didn't. The Least is Mr. Entitled about everything.

by Some People Think 19 June, 2024

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Definition:

Sellers at Farmers Markets who not actually farmers.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Local Harmer's Market and the reseller vendor is not homegrown, but a wholesaler Kornneef.

by Misleading Buyers 22 August, 2024

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Definition:

People, usually women, but not excluding men who ask payment assistance for rent.

Colloquialism:

Hi handsome, my love, now that I put my spell on you and got you to commit to me, could you please pay my rent? Answer: Nope, I don't pay Rent Requestors a dime for their obligligations in life. What's with all these Rent Requestors?

by Love Ain't Cheap! 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.

Colloquialism:

Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.

by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024

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