Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

To lie on your application.

Colloquialism:

All you gotta do is Applie for the job.

by Fibster 6 September, 2024

Definition:

When a woman asks you nosy questions to learn your secret sauce.

Colloquialism:

Shut your trap, yap, I know you Along Came a Spider. I seen the movie.

by Alex Cross 6 August, 2024

Definition:

Portuguese word for alcoholic.

Colloquialism:

She's one Alcoólatra.

by Fabiana 18 September, 2024

Definition:

Serial Killer Mexican-American

Colloquialism:

Aurora "Michael" needs to stop killing desperate old men looking for love. Extradite that bitch!

by Love Scam 24 February, 2025

Definition:

Gervonta "Tank" Davis Moslem name.

Colloquialism:

Is it Abdul Jabbar or Abdul Wahid? All I know is Tank Davis will knock you out.

by Boxrec 19 September, 2024

Definition:

When fans let you know how much they hate you.

Colloquialism:

It was A Crappy Fanniversary at the Garden today for Badly Blues.

by Sadly True 15 March, 2025

Definition:

Not the female rapper. Some asian golfer chick on the LPGA.

Colloquialism:

A Lil Kim almost won but still lost.

by Xanax 28 September, 2024

Definition:

The LGBTQ absurd definition of homosexulity in the creation of Adam & Eve.

Colloquialism:

Adam & Steve? WTF is this. End the LGBTQ idiocy. US Government quit funding the chicanery. Adam & Steve created AIDS in the 1960's going forward.

by Ending Idiocy 10 October, 2024

Definition:

Some girl named Abigail who always fails.

Colloquialism:

Abifail be calling me from Jersey, she just broke up with Marcus, and now she Abifailing with so many tears; I feel like a rain catcher with all that liquid salt coming from her eye ducts.

by pronob sarker 29 June, 2023

Definition:

Stamp label; avoid. Just avoid the losers.

Colloquialism:

That deep voice in your mind that says, "Avoid." Ooh, I'm going to have to avoid her. She is just so avoidable.

by Avoidable Voids 29 June, 2023