Definition:
A coy way of saying, "you don't know me."
Colloquialism:
Quienes usted? Jew don't know me! Who are you? Jew don't know me the Puerto Rican guy said.
by Jewy 13 July, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.
Colloquialism:
Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.
by Living Single 27 September, 2023
Definition:
When two or more people decide to kill themselves in an act of suicide at the same time.
Colloquialism:
Was it a double homicide or Duocide? I am not sure, if it was a Duocide, all I know is they are dead, and it does not look like foul play.
by Man Slaughter 10 August, 2023
Definition:
When police or security use excessive force or harassment to harass and disturb the peace of citizens.
Colloquialism:
Yea, I know it all too well when Unlaw Forcement harassed me and followed me for 2000 feet beyond a public street. It's all on the Vegas casino cameras. You would think an American would have Equal Right to Contract. No, I get unequal right to contact my life.
by Caesar's Malice 2 November, 2025
Definition:
Maniacal crazy people who be hitchin', twitchin', and telling at people or no one out the public. Often a craniac is someone who is so deranged they will use blunt force to hurt innocents.
Colloquialism:
I was in Waikiki and was walking near the Waikiki Banyan on Ohau only here a few Craniacs yelling at me and others walking across the streets. Tons of Craniacs live near China town in Honolulu.
by Mentally Together 25 July, 2023
Definition:
Folks that lack common sense. Leave you high and dry. Never come through in the clutch. Always fail. Completely unreliable.
Colloquialism:
Lack people be messin' up everything. Tired of all the Lack People in my life. Why they be lackin? Oh cuz it's the Lack People. Now, I completely understand! Lack People suck.
by Lackity 23 July, 2023
Definition:
The guys on People Per Hour who sell graphic artist services, but their work is so shoddy its laughable at best.
Colloquialism:
Kiran, nice try. I know you claim to be a graphic artist, but I'm here smirking at you Laughic Artist, Sux.
by Made an offer 7 August, 2024
Definition:
Long African name for the murderer of Felicia Johnson.
Colloquialism:
Damn, dat is a mouthful ya dig. Chukwuebuka Nwubodo is one cold dude. Pray for the Johnson family.
by On the Run 26 August, 2024
Definition:
Escort. Whore. Time Seller.
Colloquialism:
Saw the aversgr Scort salary on Glassdoor is like 40k a year. You killing it babe, not! What's new? Scort in miniskirts.
by Scorty Thieves 1 September, 2025
Definition:
Digital media in the artistry of mocking.
Colloquialism:
Mockupedia now got a branch called Mockumedia.
by Scruff 10 August, 2024
