Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The act of pick pocketing like the famous Pick Pocketeer Mary Frith.

Colloquialism:

If you decide to live a life of street crime you gots to do it right like Mary Frith, and Cutpurse do be a legit Pick Pocketeer.

by Pock Pocketeer 9 August, 2024

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The Orlando Product. A talented latin ballplayer, shortstop from Orlando, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Gutie is a living legend from the O-Town. That be Orlando, Florida for y’all that don't know our lingo. Gutie be like already on third with a triple. Gutie be like turning a double play before you get out the batter's box. That's a Gutie play right there - smooth and efficient.

by OrlandKnow 3 July, 2023

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Sexy flirtatious terms for the posterior of a woman.

Colloquialism:

Ooo la la, that bitch got me Asswords. That ass says it all. The ass talks like the game Asswords.

by The Assword is the Password 29 June, 2023

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When your condominium management and HOA go Nazi on you with highly restrictive measures, and heavy reporting of any minor incidence, while charging you erroneous fees without any kind of proof.

Colloquialism:

Park Avenue has turned into Dark Avenue after Covid19! Dark Avenue Condominiums is worse than a run down apartment complex! I thought I was living at a luxury midrise condo! No, I fucking live at Dark Avenue!

by Condo Ownership Sucks! 9 July, 2023

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The size of one's attic or how much a person is willing to tolerate, or even what the sanitary statistics provide for city waste.

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What's the Crapacity for your attic? My Crapacity is tolerating no shit. What's the Crapacity Index for the city waste?

by Flux Crapacitor 26 July, 2024

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Metal bat baseball

Colloquialism:

Folks in college jus' playin' Fakeball not real baseball. Baseball is played with a wood bat, not a metal bat. Fakeball sux.

by Fakeball Players 27 February, 2026

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Dweeby White things or new drug terms for crack.

Colloquialism:

Crackisms for life!

by Crack Times 11 September, 2023

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A heterosexual man who likes the things of women or homosexual men (ie shopping, fashion, appearance).

Colloquialism:

He's such a Metrosexual.

by Stop It! 27 July, 2024

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Parmpal Sidhu the Air Canada thief.

Colloquialism:

Harmpal Sidhu stealing gold.

by Ali Raza 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

The way Dominicans say New York Yankees.

Colloquialism:

Yankee lose! Jew York Jankees es mi favorita equipe. No me gusta Mets.

by Juan Soto 16 November, 2025

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