Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A disturbing fake technology whereby a person would have to go under anesthesia to implant bluetooth into the back of their ear.

Colloquialism:

Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm out. Not wearing the Ionic Ear implant, you crackpot.

by Darren Johnson 28 August, 2024

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Atheist agnostic scholar (Bart Ehrman) who is playing on the Devil's team.

Colloquialism:

Fart Error Man smells of agnostic atheism. Fart Error Man is so indeterminate his smelly religion of I Don't Know anything skepticism reeks like a New York sewer alley. Fart Error Man sells books on doubting Christ. What a terrible idea? Great living! Working for the enemy.

by Fart Error Man 8 October, 2023

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When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.

Colloquialism:

I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"

by Slugger 17 September, 2023

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Getting ripped off by a gypsy.

Colloquialism:

I met a gypsy once, and guess what? I got Gypped! Lost my wallet, phone, and watch.

by Got Ripped Off 7 September, 2023

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Female black tennis player skin bleaching to look lighter but only looking like a Wayans in the movie White Chicks!

Colloquialism:

Damn, Serena Wayans lookin' strango like a dango. What the hell is goin' on wit dese crazy folks in failebrityville? Can you just be proud of who you are? Man, I've got Alopecia but don't need hair transplants for this one Serena Wayans.

by Keenan Ivory 29 November, 2024

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Hybrid look of Ashton Kutcher and Kyle Korver.

Colloquialism:

Ashton Korver sucks.

by Landis 21 April, 2026

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The place where hate is collected, analyzed, and disseminated into more refined hate.

Colloquialism:

Forget Stargate's 100 Billion dollar investment and the building of data centers. I need to know about dem Hater Centers. Where's the next Hater Center at?

by Hostile Hatred Analytics 25 January, 2025

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Someone who always tries, but it’s no cigar, they just never get it nor succeed.

Colloquialism:

Jack won The Great Tryer award. Atleast he tries to make an effort.

by Effort Matters 29 June, 2023

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A Muslim sympathizer named Hussein.

Colloquialism:

Broke Nobama made the company poorer

by Broke Nobama 30 June, 2023

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Definition:

Fictious pick up bar with bikinis and asses.

Colloquialism:

Men, where we goin' tonight? To the Gaza Strip! Trump creatin' a red light district in Gaza called the Gaza Strip like the Las Vegas Strip. Beachfront pick up bars like Lleras, Patong, Bangkok, and now the Gaza Strip!

by Happy Palentines 12 February, 2025

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