Definition:
The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.
Colloquialism:
I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.
by Fatlete 30 July, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Softdrink in Spanish but to an English speaker the first time it appears to sound like flatulence.
Colloquialism:
Was in Colombia and the street vendor blurted out Gaseosa and I thought, I have no gas!
by Simon Bolivar 3 August, 2024
Definition:
Never going to happen. Waiting and waiting months but nothing has materialized. No payout. No deadline met.
Colloquialism:
Brett, we're in the month of Neveruary! Iv'e waited months and Neveruary is round the corner. Thanks for never delivering! When's your birthday? Neveruary, right?
by Osei Collection 15 February, 2026
Definition:
Fictitious leader who impregnates women!
Colloquialism:
Oh her Dad is Lustafari! He's got kids everywhere with 7 different women.
by Transactional 7 June, 2026
Definition:
Buying lotto tix on the quick without waiting to fill in the numbers like the tards in the late line.
Colloquialism:
"Here's 2 bucks. Quick Pick motherfuck. Yall suck! Thank you very much!"
by Rich or Die Tryin' 31 October, 2023
Definition:
Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.
Colloquialism:
You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.
by Choices 18 August, 2023
Definition:
New expression for articles written on Wikipedia and Wikialpha
Colloquialism:
Shit! Which way to do I go? Pedia or Alpha? Wikipedia always shuts me out, but Wikialpha not on the same level. Nah, this is ain't a baby formula it's about making history on Pedia or Alpha.
by Pendulum Swing 5 September, 2023
Definition:
People who copy what you do!
Colloquialism:
Quit copying what I do you damn copier. Can't you be original you Copy Machines!
by Copy Machine 26 June, 2023
Definition:
To jest later or a mathematical mock counter.
Colloquialism:
Kimani, we out. Mockulater. I just pulled out my Mockulater and we've been makin' fun of this guy non-stop. Bully Meter plus the Mockulater are perfect metrics for tears, fears, and jeers.
by Intelligent One 6 August, 2024
Definition:
Less responsibility
Colloquialism:
Why get married to a bridezilla? I prefer Lessponsibility.
by Holla, We Want Prenupt! 16 January, 2026
