Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

One dumb ass criminal.

Colloquialism:

Braska guy who decided to stick a gun in the face of a woman who was taking her son to school, but could not drive the car because it was a manual shift which he did not know how to drive.

by Hate Theft 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

When zeroes are not welcome.

Colloquialism:

It was a "Zeroes Unwelcome" after the team got bounced out of the first round of March Madness.

by Not Successful 20 March, 2025

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Drunk Driving

Colloquialism:

Roger failed the drunk driver test while he was cited for Blurpendicular intoxication.

by Craig Fredericks 4 August, 2024

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How bad boys moves from high school to the crime time.

Colloquialism:

Fonzi takin' Penitentiary Chances running the dime game. Do I need to take Pentitentiary Chances to get funding for my charity? What kind of Penitentiary Chances we talkin' about here?

by Bakery Fakery 2 December, 2024

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All those fake products comin' from the stan countries like Pakistan! Or a fake person trying to be great when they are not the real Stan.

Colloquialism:

Fakestan be sounding ghetto fobulous, and now he selling fake purses, fake leather belts, and fake nikes.

by The Real Slim Shady 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

A taker

Colloquialism:

She's not a woman, but a Takemon! Take, take, take...a leech has two daughters and their names are Give and Give.

by Aguilera 1 October, 2024

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A demon inpersonating an alien, in Scientology's creative fiction of their false religion. He is described as a planetary ruler some 70 million years ago who brought billions of Aliens to Earth and killed them with thermonuclear weapons.

Colloquialism:

Pretty fuckin' ridiculous how Xenu the alien became the ruler of the Earth in a religion that was created in the 1960's! You shittin' me? Xenu that demon is part of Lientology's soteriology!

by Herd Immunity 7 October, 2023

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Definition:

Portuguese word for alcoholic.

Colloquialism:

She's one Alcoólatra.

by Fabiana 18 September, 2024

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When old white women be going to Ja or Gambia to get with Rastas men.

Colloquialism:

Rasta mon know she payin euros for the Rastatution. Meh a Rasta, why meh pay foh restitution when I make money from de Rastatution, dat meh consitution.

by Constitution 14 October, 2023

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Nickname for Orlando, Flor8da

Colloquialism:

O-Town the new track by Coolie Mac is off da chain.

by Lorida 19 September, 2023

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