Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Fat women! Muito pesado mulheres!

Colloquialism:

Damn nigga, I'm not into those Gordinha Grandes! Super fats!

by My Name Is? 19 September, 2023

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The act of garrulos, loquacious, talkative speech.

Colloquialism:

There's always that one guy who can't stop Multieloquenting. "Nicole, please stop with the Multieloquenting."

by Talk Easy 11 September, 2023

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God's child or yea mon.

Colloquialism:

I'm a Yah Boi. God's child ya dig.

by Yah Know 6 November, 2024

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Sex cult leaders in Utah.

Colloquialism:

And we already knew! School Of The Prophets in Mormonville is actually the Sex School of Makin Profits!

by Cults Are Deplorable 26 June, 2023

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Hard times.

Colloquialism:

Homeless chick kept asking me for money. Poortune Favors The Grave. Smelly banjo player in front of the CVS needs to take a bath. Poortune Favors The Grave.

by Alopecia 7 October, 2024

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A fast mistake. when something bad happens real quick.

Colloquialism:

Whoops close! that had to happen like that? whoops close it wudn't right.

by Floribbea 25 November, 2025

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Adding hate into an already very evil world.

Colloquialism:

And I went to school too. What's the Hatematics on that equation? Hate plus hate equals hates. Hey baby, what's your hate percentage? I'm clockin' a high hate count on this bad guy.

by Hatred Love 1 December, 2025

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A women's game plan to find simp men to fund their retirement.

Colloquialism:

Selfish women be thinkin' they can get me on the Simp Retirement Plan.

by Grand Turk 24 January, 2025

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The people that don't have real careers.

Colloquialism:

She's not a professional. Look, see, here we a nofessional claming some level of greatness.

by Undecided 12 August, 2023

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The professional in Christian apologetics who teaches losers on why they don't want to go to Hell so they can become winners in going to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

That's Christopher the Helliologist. He yells at the top of his lungs to the Hellbound losers that they might repent of their unbelief so they receive eternal life in the Kingdom of Jesus Christ.

by Heaven's Great 12 August, 2023

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