Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some South East Asian motherfucker Hindu whose parents were smart enough to birth him on birther rights in the United States. Motherfucker can't play sports: baseball, basketball, or football. Dude, worships cows, thinks bugs are his relatives, and that Karma is a bitch named Sarita. Guy thinks he can just waltz to the Presidency because of money. Not buying it. Pagan idolater.

Colloquialism:

There's Ramascammy doing the Obama Hussein act 2.0. Quit it Ramascammy we know your are a polytheist, pagan, infidel scammer.

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When a woman asks you nosy questions to learn your secret sauce.

Colloquialism:

Shut your trap, yap, I know you Along Came A Spider. I seen the movie.

by Alex Cross 6 August, 2024

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When a person is so tardy they be makin' you Wait Late.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be always so Wait Late!

by Slip Tardy 25 May, 2024

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Fuckin' so hard you break the slats on the bed.

Colloquialism:

Me and ole girl be Breakin' the Slats.

by Slat Breaker 26 June, 2023

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That woman who kept cheating on Hosea!

Colloquialism:

Sup Gomer! Why Gomer always be cheating on Hosea? She's Gomer! Gomer's what I do! Gomer ways. It's Gomer time.

by HoSaya! 31 May, 2024

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Falling asleep after the dopamine hit.

Colloquialism:

Dude, went into a Sex Coma after the Bone Dance.

by Dopamine Hits 12 December, 2023

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Poor people in Latin American countries that ask for money.

Colloquialism:

Shit, not right now. Not droppin' a dime for the Poor Favoors (Por Favors). Poor Favoors on Avenida 70 need to quite following me around. Too many Poor Favoors in Cartagena these days. Please go away Poor Favoors!

by Buenas Tardes Senor 14 April, 2025

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Korean cult leader claiming to be the second coming of Jesus Christ and raping women.

Colloquialism:

JMS (Jung Myung Seok) is one crazy Korean cult leader.

by Insanity Predator 14 October, 2023

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Not motivated; Not Happening.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm just Notivated to do anything. Too tired bro, Notivated. Why be motivated when you can be Notivated?

by Nappening 24 November, 2023

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Definition:

The green peacers who believe the earth is sick and needs carbon credits while making billions on tax credits and USDA grants.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I tried to join the Climate Cult to build out q solar field on my land, but they still won't help a colored farmer like me get a contract from the Sun, and he's free.

by Colored Farmer 20 September, 2024

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