Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Sports term for losing to a clutch sports play at the end of a game named after Duke basketball Christian Laettner's epic game winning shot vs. Kentucky in 1992.

Colloquialism:

Yo! Check it out, Braylin Mullins just Laettnered Duke in the Elite Eight, March Madness. Talk about payback for the Puke Blue Devils big shots in the 90's. Ain't Michigan so happy now? We got Laettnered at the end of the game by the best player on the other team. Hate that guy!

by Karaban Caravan 31 March, 2026

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Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.

Colloquialism:

There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!

by Unibro 13 July, 2023

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The White Entitled Barbie Motherfuckers that claim they are color blind just as long as no one steps on their toes.

Colloquialism:

The Racists claim they are not racist but they enforce all the rules to force you to follow their whitewashed way of thinking which is "exploitation" and threatening with security.

by Race Car Driver 10 August, 2023

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A humorous way of saying the #9.

Colloquialism:

Did I hear the word Niner in there?

by Seven 19 August, 2024

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Slut money stacked away for a booty day.

Colloquialism:

How much is in your Lust Fund? I got about 20k in my Lust Fund. Man, I only have about 3k in the Lust Fund. I heard Joe's got 100k Lust Fund.

by Funny Money 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

People that be following you everywhere.

Colloquialism:

Brooklyn girl be my lackie. I love it. Lackie come here, lackie go there. You're all Lackies!

by Blacky Lackies 1 July, 2023

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Not the hotel. Short bald guy from the coast line of Oregon.

Colloquialism:

Hey Baldorf Astoria! How's Seaside and Lincoln City?

by 99 Points 27 November, 2024

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Definition:

People that are no namers in society.

Colloquialism:

No quality no namers from Nobody Central at my gym... think class, no, they not heroes without cupid's arrow. We've got South Central and a North Central, but now there's a Nobody Central.

by Gotti 10 October, 2025

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Definition:

Investing time, money, and energy in a young woman only to see the Bedroom Payout.

Colloquialism:

I am talking to a 19 year old Angolan hottie, I can't wait til the Maturity Date!

by Time & Chance 14 July, 2023

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A fake promise of granting “40 acres and a mule” to African-Americans while forcing sharecropping after Emancipation in 1865.

Colloquialism:

I didn't get my 40 acres and a mule, no nigga I got Forty Fakers And A Tool. This is just not okay with me.

by Mancipate 13 July, 2023

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