Definition:
Police.
Colloquialism:
Was driving under the speed limit, but the racist PoPo still stopped me anyways!
by Innocent Driver 28 June, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
The US, Canada, and Greenland becoming one unified economic bloc, like the European Union.
Colloquialism:
Hell yea I believe in The American Union. Subsidizing Canada to the tune of 250 billion a year ain't working. American Imperialism is back on the table. Time for The American Union Army to win another decisive battle.
by Robert E. Lee 18 January, 2025
Definition:
A fictitious galactic penal colony assigned for the children of fuckbags in the 21st century.
Colloquialism:
Did you see the new sci-fi movie called Jeeton? Yea, it's about the interstellar transhipping of the dus, stans, deshis, and pals off the planet into Jeeton a galactic penal colony for the most deplorable people in society.
by Saar Wars 17 September, 2026
Definition:
Another name for Jesus. Jesus is the Yah Dude! Yahshua.
Colloquialism:
There's only Yah Dude, and that's Jesus Christ!
by Yah Know It! 13 July, 2023
Definition:
A funny pose that lampoons football player Tim Tebow bowing in prayer.
Colloquialism:
Hey Church! For Wednesday Service we'd like the youth to practice Tebowing as a way to draw closer to the Lord. I jus' wanna Tebow as much as possible before the football game so God sees me Score a touchdown against the Scorpions.
by Touchback 25 July, 2024
Definition:
When worse can become even more worse.
Colloquialism:
It's all Floppy risk right now. We are losing altitude and the jet propeller is moderately intact. What a Floppy risk? No, I want guaranteed returns!
by Guaranteed Returns 2 August, 2023
Definition:
Couches mispelled.
Colloquialism:
Did you really jus' say Counches? My autowriter did the deed, it wudn't me...Geez. Cool furniture website! What is a Chaise Longe? You mean chaise lounge? It's spelled differently than I heard of? Looks french, but portuguese? Get me a Counches!
by Le Christopher Chaise Longe 20 May, 2025
Definition:
Fictitious award ceremony for recipients of the greatest rapists in history.
Colloquialism:
Jeet hindupani won a vra! what's a vra? duh, it's only like a grammy in rapist jargon! you mean the Victory Rape Awards? bingo like his name o.
by I Did It! 12 December, 2025
Definition:
How independent contractors, scammers, Fake Businesses, charlatans, fraudsters lure someone to give them money, and than are never to be found again, keeping that money at bay.
Colloquialism:
How you fell for The Sick Game Of Keep Away! Yea, I fell for that scam already by Judas Khanna Jr., Broke Solo Cody from Kansas, and Ed the fake contractor. Give me back my money! The Sick Game Of Keep Away continues.
by Charles Fraudzi 20 November, 2024
Definition:
Beyond immature drama in one's life.
Colloquialism:
It's one thing to be immature, a whole notha thing to have Dramaturity in your life.
by Sarah Stevens 28 July, 2024
