Definition:
When a man identifies a Dominican he wants to have a child with to create the next great baseball player.
Colloquialism:
I'm talking to Estefany from Santo Domingo and we're planning "Bambino Futuro!"
by Slugger 17 September, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Lowlifes that steal burned down homes from fires.
Colloquialism:
Gasoline in sewers? Fire Looters dressed like Fire Fighters stealing Emmy's in Palisades? Fire Looters suck.
by Gavin Lose Him 19 January, 2025
Definition:
White guys who try to play god and kill you and your career.
Colloquialism:
Whole bunch of Tyler Robinson Jr. out there. Tryna kill me and my career before I'm age 31. Shit they iz Tyler Robinson Jr. in that white Maga crowd, muthafucka.
by Charlie Kirk 26 September, 2025
Definition:
The pro that is workin' at the candy shop, and also bangin' you as a girlfriend unbenownst to you.
Colloquialism:
Little Red Hiding Good is up to so much good, more like bad, but boy she looks good in those red stockings. Hahaha
by Brothel Brothers 14 September, 2023
Definition:
Couches mispelled.
Colloquialism:
Did you really jus' say Counches? My autowriter did the deed, it wudn't me...Geez. Cool furniture website! What is a Chaise Longe? You mean chaise lounge? It's spelled differently than I heard of? Looks french, but portuguese? Get me a Counches!
by Le Christopher Chaise Longe 20 May, 2025
Definition:
Fat Latins in the Americas.
Colloquialism:
I didn't see any Captain America only Fatin' Americas. In Colombia men be Fatin' America.
by Sugar Daddy 26 September, 2023
Definition:
Battery. The opposite of attending charm school for beauty pageants.
Colloquialism:
Dese city girls clearly went went to the Harm School of Battery, ain't no pageantry. When it ain't no pageantry it's Harm School Battery!
by Battery Man 2 August, 2024
Definition:
The act of slighting each other under our breath or deep intentions that are negative. The manipulation of the mind to cause microaggressions towards others.
Colloquialism:
I sense their Secret Slights just like Jesus knew the thoughts of the people. What's with The Secret Slights? Just tell me how you feel, Katrina.
by Victoria Secret 8 July, 2023
Definition:
Fat football player.
Colloquialism:
Fattacelli now an attorney.
by Bakeridge 5 November, 2024
Definition:
Women
Colloquialism:
A brood of vipers that lie at every turn to satisfy their venomous desire to strike a man's pride that is the proverbial Serial Liars known as the female species.
by Imspector Gadget 2 October, 2024
