Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not pronounced 'testers' but late-sters, a Latester is one who is never on time with their payments.

Colloquialism:

Latesters are never on time.

by I Hate Liars 13 August, 2024

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Fab Morvan & Rob Pilatus

Colloquialism:

Uh, yea, I am Seanilli and he is Davilli and we are Scam Morvan & Rob Your Swiss Bank Account - TikTok Superstars, and we want lip sync Girl You Know It. We don't know our lyrics but you do.

by Girl You Know It 21 August, 2024

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Name of a real figure in Asia that phonetically sounds exactly like Samsung.

Colloquialism:

Yo Sam Sung got a big TV! Sam Sung a nice song on China Idol.

by Toshiba 31 July, 2024

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New Agers who got played by the Hindus and Buddhists, and have become total crackpots.

Colloquialism:

It's just Crackpot Central! Oh yea, I saw an episode of Crackpot Central, was hideous to say The Least. Listening to white crackpots talk about their Ayuahasca events is funny. You don't need pychedelics to be a crackpot! Just tune into Crackpot Central.

by Looney Toons 5 February, 2025

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Vernacular for Hezbollah. Hellbound Jihadi's on the wrong side of life's wadi.

Colloquialism:

Hellzballah be Jihadi, no I can't accept this kind of badi! Hellzballah be worshippin' his allah, but don't realize hellz-be-allah he gettin!

by Sista Yadi 17 October, 2023

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Softball players; females.

Colloquialism:

Girls that play softball. Yea, I don't play softball but baseball. They're just Softgirls, no other way to put it. It's what they do. Did you mean softball players? Nope, jus' Softgirls.

by Hardball 28 January, 2025

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Debtors! No, not outstanding people in the sense of their incredibleness. No these are people that have outstanding debts and need to fucking pay up!

Colloquialism:

Dude, I am not running a charity, and yes I am a good person, but if I come across more outstanding human beings I'm going to have pull out some grenades and evict the enemy soldiers bunkering in my casa. I'm tired of the oustanding human beings. I'd rather have terrible people that pay on time than those outstanding human beings (debtors)!

by Pay up Jake 23 August, 2023

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Definition:

The act of reading someone's messages, but not responding to the person via a text message, voice note, or call.

Colloquialism:

Hey Mac, why you Blue Ticking me!

by pronob sarker 5 July, 2023

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Definition:

The broke asses who sex up poverty chicks.

Colloquialism:

I just had sex with a poor monger, he paid me less. Poor Mongers need to get a bankroll, the nickel and dimeing ain't workin. Pissin' me off.

by Bidness Woman 8 August, 2023

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Definition:

The intoxicating delusion that unbelieving white crackas drink believing in UFO sightings, colonizing Mars, evolution, darwinism, scientology, new age, Harry Potter, witchcraft, atheism, agnosticism, incessant drug use, and sun tan lotion.

Colloquialism:

White people be on that Cracka-Cola shit with all their new Crackisms.

by Crackisms 11 September, 2023

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