Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Christians that know how to have a good time.

Colloquialism:

Funbelievers got it goin' on.

by G-Thang 6 October, 2024

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The Scammer's Market is where those smart Russians and Eastern Europeans be hacking your crypto accounts.

Colloquialism:

And you thought it was a Saturday Market? No, it's a Scammer's Market on the internet. Hell, I got scammed for 2.5 million from my Ripple Wallet.

by Scalmon Con 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

Illegals

Colloquialism:

I don't listen to cans or stans if you know what I mean. I tell them what to do...

by CBX 28 August, 2025

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Some weird looking blue idol that is full of demon possession.

Colloquialism:

No! Not the fucking blue guy! Are you serious? How did this guy qualify to be a god? Why the fuck would you name your kid after a fake blue idol? Talk about one fucking stupid parent.

by Breakin' Idols 7 September, 2023

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The American doctor who performs a surgery on you to ruin your sports career. Often a doctor who medicates you with so many pills its like drinking sugary soda drinks only to crash and burn on the blood sugar level highs.

Colloquialism:

Dr. Fucken Soda performed the worst fucking rotator cuff surgery on me only to destroy my sports career. Dr. Fucken Soda keeps giving me pills so I guess I'll take more vicodin, codeine, and percocet to just check out of life.

by Casualty of the System 13 August, 2023

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Trying to buy the Holy Spirit with money; a false convert to Christianity.

Colloquialism:

Oh, there's a lot of Simon Magus running around the world, hawking the Holy Spirit. We call them Pentalostals! Get your dose of the Holy Spirit for a price!

by Money for Miracles 7 July, 2023

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Fake spiritual leaders who provide therapy sessions for so called climate grief.

Colloquialism:

I'm suffering from climate grief after my last walk, I'm calling my Eco-Chaplain for therapy because I'm suffering from earth, wind, and fire. What in tarnation is an Eco-Chaplain?

by Earthy Daniels 16 September, 2024

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Not the female rapper. Some asian golfer chick on the LPGA.

Colloquialism:

A Lil Kim almost won but still lost.

by Xanax 28 September, 2024

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Liberal Demorat loser female politicians that oppose male hegemony, advocated for climate change, and are the gross opposition.

Colloquialism:

The Squad sounds more like Ben-Hadad.

by Hezekiah 25 October, 2023

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Overwhelming a phone with thousands of calls simultaneously.

Colloquialism:

Shit, I'm a call center scammer but Nanobaiter Call Flooding my phone line.

by Hindu Devil 5 October, 2023

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