Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A highly controlling evil social media founder.

Colloquialism:

Dark Fuckerberg sucks! Hate that bastard Dark Fuckerberg. What do you get with money, a social network, and one crazy looney tune? Answer: Dark Fuckerberg.

by Dark Fuckerberg 26 June, 2023

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Not a participant in the space program, but someone who has a loose screw. Spaced out. Check out.

Colloquialism:

Jane's a real Space Cadet; can't focus on anything. Does so many shrooms behind the blackberry patch down the hill with Drew.

by Rodger Staubach 25 December, 2024

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Going to Hell.

Colloquialism:

Khartoum nigga ain't going to Heavenly paradise; nah, Khartoum nigga going to shitty Hell, on his way to The Crapture. Where dem folks on the broad road going? To The Crapture! Straight to the River Styxx.

by Go Low 20 February, 2025

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A sardar made of turban toughness.

Colloquialism:

Jabi got Turbanite on the pickle ball court.

by White Light 12 October, 2024

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Definition:

Women

Colloquialism:

A brood of vipers that lie at every turn to satisfy their venomous desire to strike a man's pride that is the proverbial Serial Liars known as the female species.

by Imspector Gadget 2 October, 2024

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The corrupt Jewish Mammon lovers of NY.

Colloquialism:

Where are you from? I'm from Jew York! I didn't actually earn my money, no I got my money from Uncle Goldberg who cut me a billion dollars from his hedge fund. That's Jew York for you!

by Jew Yorker 13 July, 2023

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Definition:

Hard on. Testerone pumping when a man looks at pornography.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm all about Renudeable Energy Projects! Hahaha. Why I go to Colombia and Brazil for the Renudeable Energy drinks.

by Mormon 27 August, 2024

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Definition:

The size of one's attic or how much a person is willing to tolerate, or even what the sanitary statistics provide for city waste.

Colloquialism:

What's the Crapacity for your attic? My Crapacity is tolerating no shit. What's the Crapacity Index for the city waste?

by Flux Crapacitor 26 July, 2024

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The white prison of hate that people of color must endure because the European oppressors still want to rule the world like Klause Hitler Schwabb and his goons from Switzerland.

Colloquialism:

I had to leave the Hatrix when I realized the Europeans are up to the same tricks.

by Coach Red Pill 15 August, 2023

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