Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The Hebrew term for Gentile.

Colloquialism:

We're Jewish and you're Goyim so we finance the slave contracts to keep you working while we portfolio manage the architecture of the Americas.

by Financiers 29 July, 2024

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Definition:

When fans let you know how much they hate you.

Colloquialism:

It was A Crappy Fanniversary at the Garden today for Badly Blues.

by Sadly True 15 March, 2025

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Definition:

A person who can’t decide on anything; unpredictable.

Colloquialism:

That Sometimish Coolie down in San Fernando never be on time. Waitin on him like 12 hours.

by Hurry Up! 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Credentials

Colloquialism:

Tha Dentist have Dentials cuz I need to see some positive Google Reviews. Escort you definitely beautiful but you ain't got my Dentials.

by Mac 1 September, 2025

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Definition:

Iranians and Indian women that have god awful witch beak noses.

Colloquialism:

Ay shit. The witch beaks are at de club right naw.! You talkn' bout de Hooked Nose Jeeta or the Ranian Gal? Meh, I talkn' bout both. Run, dem nose suck a tooth, meh ay scared of dat witch beak she tweek.

by Not The Native American 11 August, 2026

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Definition:

Sport Statistics

Colloquialism:

I'm going to create a business and call it Sportalistics. What are Sportalistics saying?

by Stat Tracker 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

The actual draft for divorced people.

Colloquialism:

The Divorce Draft is starting. Time to tune in.

by Draft Eligible 14 September, 2023

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Definition:

Not the dealership. The loud obnoxious motorbikes that keep you up all night when you trying to sleep in the DR.

Colloquialism:

Great! My apartment in Santo Domingo is right beside Dumbinican Motors! I can't sleep bruh. Get me out of here. Hahaha.

by Zoom Zoom Zoom 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

Men that don't make money. Anticlimactic individual. Poor situation.

Colloquialism:

He's a Hard off; Limp Dick, can't take care of me. Poor situation.

by Mrs. Money Bags London 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

Introduced mark-to-market accounting fraud with the Enron scandal. (Jeff Skilling).

Colloquialism:

Thank God that motherfucker Jeffrey Unskilling was federally indicted for his account crimes in the Enron scandal, and served 12 years of jail time.

by Ken Lay 18 August, 2024

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