Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Folks that lack common sense. Leave you high and dry. Never come through in the clutch. Always fail. Completely unreliable.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be messin' up everything. Tired of all the Lack People in my life. Why they be lackin? Oh cuz it's the Lack People. Now, I completely understand! Lack People suck.

by Lackity 23 July, 2023

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Definition:

The act of plotting her round ass on a man's face.

Colloquialism:

Was at the strip club and Alex got the royal treatment with an Assination Plot from Cardi B and Stripper Z for the dollar, dollar billz yall.

by Sit ups 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Guy who buys prostitutes 24-7!

Colloquialism:

Was at the Cosmo Hotel last week and saw Hook Master Flex at the Chandelier Bar simpin' with Final Slut Pro! Yesterday, saw Hook Master Flex thirsty at the Aria.

by No Hymen; No Diamond 4 December, 2025

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Definition:

No track record; a thin resume.

Colloquialism:

There goes those 20 years old with a Lack Record! Thin resumes yet they think they are the greatest.

by Real Resume Guy 5 July, 2023

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Definition:

National Girlfriend's Day, August 1st.

Colloquialism:

NGD is on August 1st. The day when women gift each other purses and perfume.

by Girl Power 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Somali scammers.

Colloquialism:

And the new crime syndicate in the americas are the Scamolians! that fuckin' scamolian ilhan omar needs to go to jail for a very long time.

by Somali Want A Cracker 30 December, 2025

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Definition:

Some town in Colombia that sounds like the word ham and the country of Burundi.

Colloquialism:

Negra Mina got nice cholado and raspado down there in Jamundi.

by Going back to back to Cali, Cali 20 September, 2023

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Definition:

Attractive woman for baby making.

Colloquialism:

Boi, kitty got an Attractive Womb for the litter.

by Breeda 22 July, 2024

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Definition:

When a Mockumentarian makes funny mockisms in narration.

Colloquialism:

Mockrates is one highly skilled mockementarian; who makes up the funniest Mocktales ever.

by Mock Jocky 29 October, 2023

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Definition:

The act of garrulos, loquacious, talkative speech.

Colloquialism:

There's always that one guy who can't stop Multieloquenting. "Nicole, please stop with the Multieloquenting."

by Talk Easy 11 September, 2023

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