Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Writing or speaking vernacular like the author Mark Twain.

Colloquialism:

He Twain' wit da best of'em. I not Twain'; this my local tongue.

by Horonto Blue Jays 21 January, 2026

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Some Indian celebrity dude who ran over the homeless people in India.

Colloquialism:

Skullman Con didn't even go to jail for his crimes against humanity. What kind of contempt do these people have?

by Scam Report 1 July, 2023

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Definition:

When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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Mohammed is not a real prophet but a false prophet.

Colloquialism:

Nohammed is the name of a false prophet in Islam who is an imposter and deceiver. Nohammed is the blasphemer. Uh, Nohammed! Duh, Nohammed!

by Jesus is Yahweh 8 December, 2023

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Definition:

King Doctor Solutions

Colloquialism:

Wud up KDS? How you livin' KDS? It's da King Doctor Solutions, the KDS, got a problem? Get your solutions! KDS knows all the languages. KDS knows the game. KDS can get you legal assistance. Dat's meh friend, KDS! Boss KDS!

by American Tourister 10 August, 2024

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Definition:

White people who are afraid of people of color for no good reason, but have to blame others for their problems. The sheer trepidation of minority people.

Colloquialism:

White fright chicks be blaming people of color for everything.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Asking a person of the opposite sex to come over to bang.

Colloquialism:

I called him, it was a Bangover. We had a nice Bangover together.

by Hot Pocket 17 August, 2024

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That emaciated guy in the corner of gym class that you like to check into high school basketball bleechers during hockey.

Colloquialism:

Hey, it's the Ugly Fuckling! So weak and terrible.

by Hilda 2 December, 2024

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Definition:

Some middle-class white chick who is super entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal, and always calls the manager.

Colloquialism:

There goes Karen on aisle 8 now wanting the manager because the beans are not stacked right in the row. Karen is in the park calling the cops on black folks for no good reason. Damn, these Karen's are total arrogant bitches.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Artists who write songs in devotion to false religious beliefs and fake gods.

Colloquialism:

Fuck, the Pagan Poets are at it again! Pagan Poets are singin' hymns to Abaddon. I saw me more Pagan Poets at Diwali. Dude, the Pagan Poets are rhyming to the devil. Why Pagan Poets think they singin' to God when they actually singin' to demon Baal?

by It's Just So Dumb! 4 July, 2024

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