Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

White people don't have the anwers to your problems. The answers to your problems are within you, your faith in God, the Bible, and living out your life testing your hypothesis and theories based on data analysis.

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There goes Demitri listening to preacher White thinking those Fake White Answers are going to solve his problems!

by Never in the Dark 11 July, 2023

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Dumb ass white liberal women who speak negatively about men like David, Solomon, or Abraham.

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Damn, just saw another weak ass video featuring those lame ass "Sex Fighters" stopping another man of color from the rendezvoux at about two. The "Sex Fighters" fight about about having sex. The whole point is to make love, be merry, and enjoy life not living in squalor, misery, and sexless repression.

by Dunkin' Donutz 6 August, 2023

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LGBTQ Islamic Lies

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Nuff stop the Nobama Hussein. Either God or the devil? Jus moh Nobama Hussein!

by God Deliver Us 16 October, 2024

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Another way of saying "How annoying," but with the word "wow" as a way of providing exclamation to the annoying subject in mind.

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Wow annoying! It's not how annoying it is wow annoying beyond the how.

by Oh No 17 September, 2023

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Fake call centers where real Scamateurs from India rip off victims.

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Babu, Akash work for Scam Call Center.

by Fakers 5 October, 2023

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Doing bad!

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I saw Gladiator 2, but what about all the Badiators in the world? Numidia just can't win a battle. No Gladiators here only Badiators.

by Macrinus 27 December, 2024

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Slut money stacked away for a booty day.

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How much is in your Lust Fund? I got about 20k in my Lust Fund. Man, I only have about 3k in the Lust Fund. I heard Joe's got 100k Lust Fund.

by Funny Money 16 August, 2024

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Self-Employment Tax in a LLC that is set at 15.3%.

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Just run your LLC with S Corp so you don't have to deal with the effin' FICA Tax.

by Smarty Pants 16 August, 2024

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Praying little on purpose.

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Rebel sinner does the Prayer Minimum, while I'm at the National Day of Prayer in San Fernando praying my heart out for Sheedi people in Pakistan! What do you earn in the Kingdom of God? Well, since I do the Prayer Minimum, I'm assuming my wages are less, but the last shall be first!

by Chanderpaul 20 April, 2025

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Any crazy haole who lives in hawaii and destroys a landlord's property.

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Wow, annoying! Dog Bowers destroyed my condo in mexico. How do vandalism, mischievous conduct, and negligence account for breaking the law, Dog Bowers? Beavis and butt head can't save you breakin' the law, Dog Bowers! i'm stuck with Dog Bowers kind of renters.

by Haole Hourly 17 December, 2025

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