Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Young Israeli kids jamming to Tupac music in Jerusalem.

Colloquialism:

I was in Israel and saw all the JewPac jammin' to the legend Tupac.

by All Eyez on Me 11 November, 2023

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When strippers pole dance and twirl in a ring on stage.

Colloquialism:

She brought it to a whole new level with her Stripnastics. Girls, definitely got Stripnastic skills on the dance pole.

by Marcy 8 August, 2024

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Definition:

The way accented Spanish speakers say tips.

Colloquialism:

Honey, give the waiter a Teepz please-ed. Do you wanna give a Teepz? Not really, but here's some away dineiro.

by Poor Favor 14 April, 2025

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Definition:

Trying to buy the Holy Spirit with money; a false convert to Christianity.

Colloquialism:

Oh, there's a lot of Simon Magus running around the world, hawking the Holy Spirit. We call them Pentalostals! Get your dose of the Holy Spirit for a price!

by Money for Miracles 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

Scavenger women.

Colloquialism:

Don't give her a dime. She's a Crumb Bum. Yea, I've dated some Crumb Bums befoh, and it's best to Avoid them without losing your dough ray me.

by Rotten Women 6 July, 2025

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Definition:

Fake Nike shoes.

Colloquialism:

Yo I was in Monistir, Tunisia and I could not believe what I saw? A fake nike store selling fike products. What kind of scam is this?

by Bull Bowerman 13 July, 2023

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When married persons cheat with communicative intent so it is not considered an outright affair.

Colloquialism:

Hey wife, pick a day on the calendar I can have my Annual Cheat Out. "Ok, June 2nd." Pick my day hubby. "Babe, you can have November 5th." Perfect. Why does it have to be an affair, if it's my annual cheat day? Sex is not love.

by Once a Year! 11 February, 2025

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The American doctor who performs a surgery on you to ruin your sports career. Often a doctor who medicates you with so many pills its like drinking sugary soda drinks only to crash and burn on the blood sugar level highs.

Colloquialism:

Dr. Fucken Soda performed the worst fucking rotator cuff surgery on me only to destroy my sports career. Dr. Fucken Soda keeps giving me pills so I guess I'll take more vicodin, codeine, and percocet to just check out of life.

by Casualty of the System 13 August, 2023

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Definition:

Executive power by where the President can pardon a criminal.

Colloquialism:

Biden used his Pardon Power on Biden. Talk about White Nepotism at its greatest height. The end has come.

by Pardonomics 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

Fake position in football.

Colloquialism:

Hey babe, guess what position I play on the football team? Gee, I don't know, what position? Touchback!

by Glide Receiver 25 July, 2024

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