Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Free and retired

Colloquialism:

Free to be you, and completely retired we be Freetired.

by Bad Contraction 31 March, 2025

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Heavy drug use in the Northwest.

Colloquialism:

Everytime I fly to Snortland, I see the snorters under the Burnside Bridge.

by Snortland Pokester 1 July, 2023

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Fake AI synthetic music crap

Colloquialism:

AI Surendra is now creating fake music and fake videos on Suno. Dumb! Watch out.

by Worst Ever 10 May, 2025

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Folks that be greedy for sex.

Colloquialism:

There goes those Sluttons fiending for the booty bounce.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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NBA basketball player Derek Fisher on the prowl after Gloria Govan's divorce to Matt Barnes.

Colloquialism:

Derek Fish Her swoops up Gloria Govan's damaged goods on the repo market after she put Matt Barnes to the curb. Be honest, I wouldn't even want to Derek Fish Her that Old Carp from the sea. No, I prefer fresh tuna where the new school of fishies come my way.

by Fishy Tales 3 December, 2024

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Fuckin' so hard you break the slats on the bed.

Colloquialism:

Me and ole girl be Breakin' the Slats.

by Slat Breaker 26 June, 2023

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Coconut oil for the ass and body on a beach day.

Colloquialism:

Those shiny butts are glistening with Assoline at the beach today.

by Glossary 30 September, 2023

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Shady guy who paid of 72 football players at the University of Miami.

Colloquialism:

Nev Shapiro = aggravated battery. Crime don't pay Nev Shapiro. Napolean concept = Nev Shapiro.

by University of Miami 11 August, 2024

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Fictitious award ceremony for recipients of the greatest rapists in history.

Colloquialism:

Jeet hindupani won a vra! what's a vra? duh, it's only like a grammy in rapist jargon! you mean the Victory Rape Awards? bingo like his name o.

by I Did It! 12 December, 2025

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Definition:

When white people brag about having a black credit card.

Colloquialism:

Hey Opie, Billy Mcfarland, I got a real Black Card, you lookin' at him.

by Kiwana 11 August, 2024

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