Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Final Slut Pro

Colloquialism:

Well, look what we got here? The Scorty Thieves are back at the Aria pick up bar searching for Fry Her Tux to get on the Sea-Do.

by Sinnerella 1 September, 2025

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Lottery scammers

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Eddie Tipton that Scandalier!

by Philip Johnston 16 August, 2024

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Artists who write songs in devotion to false religious beliefs and fake gods.

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Fuck, the Pagan Poets are at it again! Pagan Poets are singin' hymns to Abaddon. I saw me more Pagan Poets at Diwali. Dude, the Pagan Poets are rhyming to the devil. Why Pagan Poets think they singin' to God when they actually singin' to demon Baal?

by It's Just So Dumb! 4 July, 2024

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Guys that wear a hairstyle where it looks like their hair a mop on their head.

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Moppy thinks he looks like Bieber. Nope! Moppy's on crack and insane in the membrane.

by Lenny Dykes 29 May, 2026

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The Hebrew term for Gentile.

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We're Jewish and you're Goyim so we finance the slave contracts to keep you working while we portfolio manage the architecture of the Americas.

by Financiers 29 July, 2024

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Florida slang - to park far away. The Goofy parking lot is the farthest lot at Walt Disney World.

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Ron had to Park In Goofy. Long tram ride.

by Goof Troop 9 June, 2024

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A crazy white guy drunken pilot who was caught under the influence of alcohol before flying a commercial flight.

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Gabe Drunken' Schroeder knows better than not to be drinkin' and piloting on commercial flights. Hi, I'm Gabe Drunken' Schroeder and I'm white, so that means I can get drunk and pilot a plane while putting all my passengers in danger!

by Drinkin' and Piloting 29 September, 2023

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Invasive Chinese Amazon wannabee.

Colloquialism:

Temu Sux.

by Prinve Alibaba 5 November, 2024

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When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

Colloquialism:

She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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What did the Hindu businessman say at his daughter's wedding? Greedings! Now, pay me.

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Greedings

by Dr. Greedly 27 November, 2024

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