Definition:
Don't bleach your skin.
Colloquialism:
You want to bleach your skin than procreate with Lighty. As for me and my household we shall tan at the No Bleach Zone.
by Reap What You Sow 4 December, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Always saying praise the Lord like a gazillion times, and usually with a weird accent that goes with it.
Colloquialism:
Hi Brother Frank, praise the Lord. Hi Sister Harris, praise the Lord. Hello world, praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord.
by The Lordster 26 June, 2023
Definition:
When a multibillionaire names their child with a strange name.
Colloquialism:
There's billionaire naming his kid "Techno Mechanicus" thinkin' it's cool, when it's not.
by Poor Thinking 11 September, 2023
Definition:
The three main vices of our evil human nature.
Colloquialism:
MPS is all your body wants. Know that other folks is on that MPS as well.
by Righteous Dude 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Another annoying advertisement with a nerd selling a software product.
Colloquialism:
Yep, that Clickup Nerd Guy is so annoying on YouTube.
by Benjamins Baby 17 January, 2025
Definition:
Going to jail only to get pardoned.
Colloquialism:
Everyone's famous now I guess on Tiktok? Not! I'll tell you if you go to prison and get presidentially pardoned you are a somebody in my books. Cuz, that's not easy to do. Foh reals, you a nobody unless you can be Presidentially Pardonable!
by Chris Lee 18 July, 2025
Definition:
Nice lookin' woman but has a gap in her front teeth.
Colloquialism:
Sista Gaps datin' Northface. She has a body but Sista Gaps.
by Gappy 11 June, 2024
Definition:
Poor folks that live in dilapidated lease rent mobile home parks.
Colloquialism:
I definitely am not living with the Trailer Park Trash. Nope, Not Happening.
by Buckets 21 August, 2024
Definition:
Getting ripped off by Egyptian middle men tour guides in Cairo.
Colloquialism:
Oh guess who showed up, "Ali." "I guess you're my tour guide! Okay take my money now." Damn, I got gypt by Ali in Heliopolis last week in Cairo. Guy was asking for bus money, kid money, aunt's in hospital money, and food money!
by Sucks To Be You 7 September, 2023
Definition:
Gay gate keepers in the inside circle of gay Hollywood.
Colloquialism:
Gay Keepers want you to do some gay shit for you to get on the inside of gay Hollywood.
by Hollybad 1 December, 2024