When new recruits get on stage of mega churches believe they have ascended to the top of the Spiritual Olympics in choir or Christian performance band.
I'm on stage at my mega church. Now, I'm number one in the Spiritual Olympics. I'm Pastor So-So, that means I've ascended to first place in the Spiritual Olympics.
by Singer 21 October, 2024
Women that love you but you don't love them.
Psycho louco is a Delusia Wife!
by Obsession 23 July, 2025
"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.
Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.
by United Booty 12 February, 2025
Thieves who steal packages
Hate that Porch Pirate! So low to steal packages from residents.
by Tow Rag 29 July, 2025
Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.
You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.
by Choices 18 August, 2023
How a trader shorted Blockchain markets.
Hindenberg Short worked out.
by Aphria 11 August, 2024
The Pharaoh who tells you to shut up!
"I'm Pharaoh Shotep and yall need to shut the f up!" Just do what I say! I'm Pharaoh Shotep, now shut up! Make more bricks! Build me my pyramid. Let's go Pithom and Ramses; you're weaklings! You are not leaving Egypt! No fucking way!
by Kmat 13 December, 2023
Someone who works with or is knowledgeable about spectrometers pertaining to light or mass.
Can we get a Spectrometer Man on to figure out spectrum arrangement for those biological samples. Oh it's Spectrometer Man again to save the day from Bad Boy Radiation and ElectroMagnometer Girl.
by Henry Draper 7 April, 2025
Sinning intentionally.
Hell yea, I sin with intent. It's the Sin Of Commission everytime I never tip those stupid fucking POS tip machines.
by Nevah Eva Tip 9 August, 2024
That high school guy whose always on drugs.
Yea, Stoner Malone at our high school cafetaria smells like MJ. Stoner Malone puffs the magic dragon, takin' hits during our 30 minute break in 9th grade.
by Stonehenge 21 October, 2024