Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Third world girls with bad breath.

Colloquialism:

I tried to kiss that Ethiopian broad, but damn the dorowat on her hot breath be causing her to be a bad breath sista for real my dog.

by Fresh Breath Please 29 June, 2023

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Portland, Oregon

Colloquialism:

You want high grade? Go to Potland, Oregon! Great bud.

by Stoner Malone 29 October, 2024

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Definition:

Hand gesturing by putting your hands up and squeezing your index and pointer finger down to put emphasis around a word or phrase you are talking about.

Colloquialism:

Martin Lawrence be doing the Air Quote in the movie Bad Boys 4. Is the Air Quote needed on this talk?

by Mockupedia 22 June, 2024

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Definition:

Expression that means to cry a lot.

Colloquialism:

She's Us Cries! This woman cry more dan the Lord in Gethsemane. Boi I nevah nevah seen a gyal cry so much in my entire life. She's Us Cries it was Niagara Falls with those water bombs on Easter. Are you She's Us Cries? Cuz I done died, but you resurrect me.

by Wordster 11 June, 2025

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Definition:

Atrocius experiences at airports, delays, cancellations, no vouchers.

Colloquialism:

Oh my goodness what do we got here? My flight was cancelled and I just waited nearly 7 hours while it was delayed. What an effing Flightmare! Flight U! WTF = What the flight? You can fight it or flight it, but I'm done with the Flightmare!

by Tarded Airports 8 May, 2025

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The dumbass TED Talkers who find themselves to be very important in society by trying to impress anyone willing to listen to their Ted Talk.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I don't listen to TED Talkers. I go straight to DTC (Direct to Consumer) or DTB (Direct to Business).

by Broadcast.com 29 August, 2024

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The most mediocre of them all.

Colloquialism:

There's nothing more mediocre than the new grants in the country. Mediocrates is bad at just about everything. Mediocrates is the worst scholar Aristotle's Academy at the Groves.

by Averagers 21 October, 2024

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Evil women who use men only for money, and only bring drama into a relationship.

Colloquialism:

There's that gold digga Anna Nicole Smith bilking Howie for 475 million.

by Howie Marshall 2 July, 2023

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The way accented Spanish speakers say tips.

Colloquialism:

Honey, give the waiter a Teepz please-ed. Do you wanna give a Teepz? Not really, but here's some away dineiro.

by Poor Favor 14 April, 2025

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A guy or girl that loves sex like a dance.

Colloquialism:

He's a Bone Dancer. Going from one bone to next bone and more boning to go!

by Bony Express 27 June, 2023

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