Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Polytheistic heathens who believe in false gods. False Religionists.

Colloquialism:

India got ton of polytheistic Pagans running around. Sucks to be a Pagan these days.

by End Paganism 2 July, 2023

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The uber driver who keeps your shit, when you leave a belonging in their car after the dropoff.

Colloquialism:

"Damn son, I just left my new white Nike thermo water bottle in the UberThieves car. Pisses me off!" "UberThieves be stealing my shit; dude I'll pay you for the returned item just do the honest thing UberThieves! Wanderson the UberThief be like, "Well, maybe you should not leave your thangs in my car; I'm not a nanny, I'm an UberThief. It's what I do, and I'm good at it. I never respond to lost and found Uber calls!"

by Losing Thangs in Uber Cars 9 September, 2023

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Manly Standards

Colloquialism:

I don't just have standards, I got manly standards. We call'em Mandards!

by Straight out of Floptown 30 May, 2025

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New Fresh of the Boat people living in the ghetto trying to floss and look like they cool, but it just ain't working.

Colloquialism:

There's Paneer being Ghetto Fobuluos!

by Fobulate 30 June, 2023

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Losers

Colloquialism:

I mean there's a lot of Unwinners on the planet. At least some of them are nice people, though. Who lost the game? Let me guess? The Unwinners!

by Gambling Odds 21 June, 2025

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Definition:

The quest for ass. Hitting the best lookin' booty bump in your player career.

Colloquialism:

There's something called hypergamy, well men got our own and we call it, "Bootypergamy."

by To Legit to Quit 31 December, 2024

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Poor management

Colloquialism:

Ain't management, just Damagement on arrival.

by Landlord 12 August, 2024

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When women complain and act like little children who only want hand outs.

Colloquialism:

Tired of the Bitchery, this girl causin' misery. Oh Lord, I must leave this ditchery.

by Ditchery Loves Company 29 June, 2023

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Definition:

Some girl named Abigail who always fails.

Colloquialism:

Abifail be calling me from Jersey, she just broke up with Marcus, and now she Abifailing with so many tears; I feel like a rain catcher with all that liquid salt coming from her eye ducts.

by pronob sarker 29 June, 2023

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Definition:

Saying something very uncomfortable.

Colloquialism:

She's so Cringe that she mixes up ketchup and relish like it's icing on a cake.

by Jonathan S. 8 July, 2023

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