Definition:
Palestinians
Colloquialism:
Think they are Philistines but just some Pals stuck near Israel.
by Goliath 13 October, 2023
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Definition:
Thieves who steal packages
Colloquialism:
Hate that Porch Pirate! So low to steal packages from residents.
by Tow Rag 29 July, 2025
Definition:
Insider Traitors at a Mexico resort condominium who knowingly purchased bodegas so they could accumulate other properties on the cheap that were part of the deal with the Ponzi Developer.
Colloquialism:
Duke and Dauphin, Bonnie & Clyde, and Ananias & Sapphira ain't got nuttin' on Scam & Faily. The unethical white duo are Lucifer's best friends. Can I have a terrace? What about a bodega? Add the gym? Scam & Faily strike again.
by La Ventana View 27 October, 2024
Definition:
The Ugly Hindu Shortstop who plays for the Fly Slop Yankees in the Stinky Tunnel World Series of Shit - Game 7 of absolute buttfunk.
Colloquialism:
Well if it ain't Parekh Jeeter stankifying his uniform, the stadium, the batting cage, the dugout, and basepaths with all that Sikh Punjabi aromatic fragrance.
by Barbarian Body Oil 14 November, 2025
Definition:
Mockrates that ancient Caphtorite, hails from the Greek Island of Kos. A great intellect who specializes in the art of mocking absurdity.
Colloquialism:
Mockrates is my hero. Forget Socrates or Hippocrates, I'm chillin with Mockrates! There can only be one Mockrates!
by Greek Yogurt 21 October, 2023
Definition:
When strippers pole dance and twirl in a ring on stage.
Colloquialism:
She brought it to a whole new level with her Stripnastics. Girls, definitely got Stripnastic skills on the dance pole.
by Marcy 8 August, 2024
Definition:
Imprisoned woman
Colloquialism:
Martha Jewart did some time. Home cooking show now in detention.
by Poboy Sandwich 28 September, 2024
Definition:
When life Sux.
Colloquialism:
Billy just took a ride on Tragic Mountain and he's not going back to Disneyworld anytime soon! Hahaha.
by Mockupedia 23 June, 2024
Definition:
Pronounced: lan-yap. A French-Louisiana term the Cajuns derived for something added or gift after a purchase, primarily spoken by Lousiana and Southeast Texas speakers.
Colloquialism:
Whyn't you ax fur des one Lagniappe o' sugar-plums, baby, bein's it's Christmas?"
by Amelia Island 18 October, 2024
Definition:
Expensive food, small portions. Not appetizing. Waiters lie. Huge gratuity restuarants
Colloquialism:
Fuckin' "less-u-rants!" Everytime I order a food item at this resturant, it's like a gazillion dollars and like the tiniest smallest gourmet hors d'oeuvre. Damn, I came to eat for real, not cheat on my appetite at a "less-u-rant!" "Less-u-rants" be suckin! We ain't at a restaurant, but at a less-u-rant!
by Cheatin' On My Appetite 18 September, 2023
