Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A brasilian bitch that only chases soccer players.

Colloquialism:

For the love of Maria, there's another Maria Schuteira chasing the football players. Well, ain't it a dream come true, Maria Schuteira and Lil Ronaldo got married.

by Sock Her 2 August, 2023

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The bald-headed buddhists and hindu boys at their temples sacrificing to fake gods and offering prayers to the dead.

Colloquialism:

Temple Boys are at it again in Venice Beach. I do enjoy the Shaolin Temple training, but let's hope one of these Temple Boys doesn't get radicalized, and blow himself up.

by Radicalize Me 3 January, 2025

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Selling dreams untrue, securing the bag, getting out of dodge, and buying property with money on a plush island resort.

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I've already got a plush beachfront penthouse on a Brazilian beach with butt ass mulatas livin' Absconder's Paradise like the Coolie Mac that I am.

by Ocean's 14 4 January, 2025

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Someone that wants you but you don't want them.

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She's an Unwanter wishing I like, but I never will, take a hike.

by Tryon Park 9 January, 2025

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Do Business Til I Come. "Do business till I come." (Luke 19:13)

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Waiting on the return of the Lord, so all I can do is DBTIC. Gettin' that DBTIC until Yah make his way back to the Earth.

by Trader Raider 11 September, 2023

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Old, fake smiles, insider trading! A terrible scam politician.

Colloquialism:

What's there to say? She's a Pelosi!

by Demorats Suck 13 July, 2023

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Dead predators

Colloquialism:

Deadators gone to the guillotine.

by Gut Shot 12 October, 2023

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Definition:

Ass rental game.

Colloquialism:

This ain't a game of thrones more like a Game Of Bones in Medellin.

by Buns of Fun 9 January, 2025

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Definition:

Some super slutty bitch who thinks she’s going to have a career in porn only to get played by the porn directors and eventually gets STD’s.

Colloquialism:

She tole me her name was Destiny, more like Lustony, that bitch is one three timing whore for the money, now Lustony just a walking STD.

by Bitch 4 Eva 13 July, 2023

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That Guy named Jonathan who is so fucking lazy; his rooms smells awful, he does not do his homework, and sleeps all day with bad grades in school.

Colloquialism:

Hi Class, I'm Yawnathon. I sit in the back row and like to sleep all day. That's my favorite activity.

by Yawney 2 July, 2023

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