When a girl sends you a request to buy them a dress only to find out they wore the dress with some other guy to the movies.
Karoline asked for a red dress. I said, "No." What's with all these dress requests? Sounds like financial suicide to me.
by Cross Dresser 16 July, 2023
Minor or trivial problems in developed nations.
My waterbed has a leak. Oh well, just a First World Problem. No big deal. Wouldn't want a third world problem!
by Whoa Nelly 29 June, 2024
Puff Daddy or P. Diddy - rapper, mogul, producer, power player, American icon, gay, drugs, sex trafficker, club shooter, felon, 20 years in prison.
What Pee Diddler, R. Felly, Epstein, and Weinstein got in common? Step-Predators! Oh, it's Pee Diddler, da Baby Oil Bandit - Mr. Freak Offs himself White Party Extraordinaire. Pee Diddler now on suicide watch at Rikers Island.
by Gross Disgusting Human Beings 23 September, 2024
A short guy who wears shorts all the time.
There goes Short Sean always wearing shorts everywhere even when it is 30 degrees!
by Tall Guy 28 June, 2023
The only time a person prays to God for money.
God, I lift up Thee with my Powerball Prayers in the name of Jah, and if you would let me win I will serve you so much better and give you proceeds of the win! I totally promise, my DAD in Heaven.
by Mega Nillions 4 May, 2025
Testing if a transsexual is actually a man. Or to see if someone is actually on your side or not.
Check out the adam's apple, Brotest That Guy before you go out with that trannie in Cali, Colombia. Ya gotta Brotest when she lookin' less than a woman.
by Confused 10 November, 2023
Gay gate keepers in the inside circle of gay Hollywood.
Gay Keepers want you to do some gay shit for you to get on the inside of gay Hollywood.
by Hollybad 1 December, 2024
The act of watching too much pornography for pleasure or releasing tension.
Start fucking you morons. Quit being a pornicator.
by Magnum 19 August, 2023
President who lied just about everything.
Are George Clinton and Will Clinton related? Will and Hill Clinton need to be extradited to Lieland! Will Clinton ordered the hit on Vince Foster and everyone knows it.
by Mockupedia 6 June, 2024
