Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Cry me a river babes that think their sob story will generate cash and prizes.

Colloquialism:

Loserettes are getting desperate out there. Crying on instagram, Youtube and social media like I give a care. Cry me a river. If you want to get funded fill out the application! Shops closed bitch. I don't know whose worse? The Loserettes or Pastorettes?

by Don't Play No Games 23 July, 2025

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All your haters

Colloquialism:

How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.

by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023

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Definition:

Whites in South Africa who somehow own all the land.

Colloquialism:

Afrikonners are con artists who settle lands of blacks and coloreds, and steal power from others.

by Desmond Tutu 4 November, 2025

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Definition:

The phrases, words, rhymes, puns, jokes, humor, comedy, and preaching of Neon Deion Sanders

Colloquialism:

Man sounds Deionistic with his verbage.

by Lingo Bingo 8 October, 2023

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That girl with tats and piercing in her tongue, eye brow, and lip, rockin' crazy vibrant haircolors who dances to electronic music at the EDC concert here in Vegas.

Colloquialism:

Monika & Tronika be goin' hard at EDC!

by Hysterica 23 October, 2023

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Definition:

When white people brag about having a black credit card.

Colloquialism:

Hey Opie, Billy Mcfarland, I got a real Black Card, you lookin' at him.

by Kiwana 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

Famous lead singer, well known celebrity, or a big name athlete.

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I'm in love with a Starboy!

by Side Girl 2 August, 2024

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Definition:

Annual day of celebrating the curves on a woman.

Colloquialism:

Babe, it's your Ass Celebration tomorrow. I bought you new thongs, astroglide, chockers, handcuffs, spankers, edibles, doms, technofunk, and pornos.

by BDSM 9 December, 2025

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Definition:

Rich Boyfriends

Colloquialism:

Women these days don't want boyfriends but Bank Friends! I want Bank Friends not boyfriends!

by Stuffany 9 November, 2025

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Definition:

Not funny sayings that heavily accented Indians, Hindus or just dumb ass Indians make that can't be worthy of applause.

Colloquialism:

Keep your fuckin' Jeet Jokes to your mafuckin self. I neber ebber want to hear notha Jeet Joke ebba gain. For crying' out loud, no more Jeet Jokes for the sake of those polytheistic pagan no talent assclowns.

by Scenty Du Barbarian Stank 7 December, 2025

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