Definition:
Imprisoned woman
Colloquialism:
Martha Jewart did some time. Home cooking show now in detention.
by Poboy Sandwich 28 September, 2024
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Definition:
Heavy drug use in the Northwest.
Colloquialism:
Everytime I fly to Snortland, I see the snorters under the Burnside Bridge.
by Snortland Pokester 1 July, 2023
Definition:
Suicide
Colloquialism:
Jeb was found Unaliving himself after his wife betrayed his marriage.
by Slit Wrist 16 August, 2024
Definition:
Losers that claim to know everything about life, but want to charge you money for services that don't work.
Colloquialism:
Life Coach asked me to divorce my husband. What was I thinking? Why am I consulting someone who is not my husband? Yall niggas don't need a Life Coach, yall need to read the Bible. Talk wit your Pastor. Life Coach my ass!
by Therapy Didn't Work 2 October, 2023
Definition:
Some mad scientist astronomer who thinks his Harvard degree means Aliens exist.
Colloquialism:
Hi, I'm Avi Loeb and I'm Jewish so that means I'm right, and you're wrong about Extraterrestrials.
by More Dumbass White Guys 11 September, 2023
Definition:
Trans people
Colloquialism:
Too many Shqueers on Tinder these days. Saw me anotha Shqueer on the dating crap. Damn Shqueers!
by Play it Straight 12 December, 2024
Definition:
So poor you gotta pray for money cometh.
Colloquialism:
They not living paycheck to paycheck more like Pray Check 2 Pray Check.
by The 4th Budgeteer 27 April, 2025
Definition:
A swiss real estate agent living in the Dominican Republic who lies that she has more buyers to force you to make a decision on buying real estate.
Colloquialism:
Skeeza Con Teresa says, "Mark, you need to act quick because there's three other buyers who are going to look at the property." Mark says, "Skeez Con Teresa be at it again!"
by Wheeza 2 July, 2023
Definition:
The Pharaoh who tells you to shut up!
Colloquialism:
"I'm Pharaoh Shotep and yall need to shut the f up!" Just do what I say! I'm Pharaoh Shotep, now shut up! Make more bricks! Build me my pyramid. Let's go Pithom and Ramses; you're weaklings! You are not leaving Egypt! No fucking way!
by Kmat 13 December, 2023
Definition:
No Cantonese please!
Colloquialism:
No, I don't want to learn Mandarin or Cantnonese. Fuck that! I'm set in my ways and I don't have many chinese friends either. Not birthing a kid in China like Rui either. Screw that. Can't make no sense of the Cantnonese.
by Not Gonna Learn Chinese 3 September, 2024