Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Super high profile attorney that has represented well known celebrities over her career.

Colloquialism:

There's not much more to say but get Gloria Allred if you want instill fear in your opposition.

by OJ Simpson 12 November, 2024

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A person who can’t decide on anything; unpredictable.

Colloquialism:

That Sometimish Coolie down in San Fernando never be on time. Waitin on him like 12 hours.

by Hurry Up! 26 June, 2023

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Person who commits suicide.

Colloquialism:

Relationships are not suicide missions. I repeat they are not Felo-De-Se. They are give and take. You got the fucking memo?

by Self-Annihilation 18 September, 2023

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When a person is so tardy they be makin' you Wait Late.

Colloquialism:

Lack people be always so Wait Late!

by Slip Tardy 25 May, 2024

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When freeloaders invite their friends to eat up your resources.

Colloquialism:

Jamilly was on the complete other side of town, but asked for the Double Friend Request to my resort community. I said, "No, thank you. One person at a time." When a woman pulls the Double Friend Request, you know she is only trying to use you, and you are not getting any.

by Living Single 27 September, 2023

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Some Indian celebrity dude who ran over the homeless people in India.

Colloquialism:

Skullman Con didn't even go to jail for his crimes against humanity. What kind of contempt do these people have?

by Scam Report 1 July, 2023

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White Suburb Hip Hop.

Colloquialism:

What you know about Skip Pop? Oh that Suburbian rich white trash? Yea, I skip that pop, crappy Skip Pop.

by Iggy 9 November, 2025

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A rich, powerful, or important man · (formerly) a European who made a fortune in the Orient, esp in India · another name for a nawab.

Colloquialism:

I seen plenty of Nabob in my time getting rich off of rice, spice, and ice.

by Mowgli Brotha 5 October, 2024

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Definition:

Divorce Papers

Colloquialism:

Get those Vorce Papers ready for the crash and burn at City Hall!

by Iskinder 14 August, 2024

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Domesticating your mule of a woman to perform wifely duties.

Colloquialism:

After you woo her and get on your farm, now you got to bitch train that mule. Oh, I love Bitch Training; it's the best part of the relationship.

by Bitch Mode 26 June, 2023

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