Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

No money; no capital.

Colloquialism:

What's in your wallet? Capital None!

by Pay Less 14 January, 2026

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When your south pole thinks on it's own without you controlling the shwing.

Colloquialism:

Of course I'm Bipolar Sexy, my other head has a mind of its own. I can't control the south pole, I'm Bipolar Sexy!

by Shwing! 9 November, 2023

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Definition:

The US, Canada, and Greenland becoming one unified economic bloc, like the European Union.

Colloquialism:

Hell yea I believe in The American Union. Subsidizing Canada to the tune of 250 billion a year ain't working. American Imperialism is back on the table. Time for The American Union Army to win another decisive battle.

by Robert E. Lee 18 January, 2025

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Definition:

People that are no namers in society.

Colloquialism:

No quality no namers from Nobody Central at my gym... think class, no, they not heroes without cupid's arrow. We've got South Central and a North Central, but now there's a Nobody Central.

by Gotti 10 October, 2025

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Definition:

Delusional women who got botox the first time thinking it would make them beautiful, and now they claim they are not being fake but original.

Colloquialism:

Botox Barbie so fake. Now, she thinks she is original. Botox Barbie is one fuckin' dumbass. Avoid.

by Loops 21 July, 2025

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Definition:

Baseball term. The way they say home run in Latin America.

Colloquialism:

Caminero hit a towering Jonron over centerfield! Jonron sounds like two first names in one name. That's a JonRon!

by World Baseball Classic 7 March, 2026

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Definition:

The last of the stans.

Colloquialism:

And Backistan is in last place in human development. What's new? It's Backistan failing at everything. I don't know whose worse? Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan or Backistan? All I know is it's the back of the line for Backistan!

by Trashy Times 3 September, 2024

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Definition:

Lowlifes that steal burned down homes from fires.

Colloquialism:

Gasoline in sewers? Fire Looters dressed like Fire Fighters stealing Emmy's in Palisades? Fire Looters suck.

by Gavin Lose Him 19 January, 2025

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Definition:

Any crazy haole who lives in hawaii and destroys a landlord's property.

Colloquialism:

Wow, annoying! Dog Bowers destroyed my condo in mexico. How do vandalism, mischievous conduct, and negligence account for breaking the law, Dog Bowers? Beavis and butt head can't save you breakin' the law, Dog Bowers! i'm stuck with Dog Bowers kind of renters.

by Haole Hourly 17 December, 2025

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Definition:

Love and hate mixed into one. The act of hating certain things about someone or something, while loving certain aspects as well.

Colloquialism:

When love's not available, hate is the next best thing. It's all Hatred Love at this point.

by Love Me Some Hate 7 September, 2023

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