Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

All the money your preacher makin' on the ministry peddling miracle water, annointing oil, and prayer sales.

Colloquialism:

Ole Rev Do Wrong be makin' all this new Revenew on the church's dime soakin' in bubble baths on cruise ships to the Bahamas and the Caribbean. "Man, can I get in on the Revenew? I should be preachin' at the Compaq center too!" Revenew!

by Rev Do Wrong 11 September, 2023

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Prostitutes in Amsterdam that perform mechanical lifeless sex.

Colloquialism:

Amster Damn, these bitches be fine in Netherlands, but what the hell? The sex is so boring.

by Amster Damn 26 June, 2023

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A fake celebrity cult created by crazy white guy L. Ron Hubbard believing in past lives existence in the cult religion of scientology.

Colloquialism:

Lientology has no truth; only lies. Look at all dem lientologists in that sham religion of Lientology. Lientific community need to quit it with the fake Lientology.

by Nope! 7 October, 2023

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When old men groove with underage girls at dance mixers located inside of hotels, private islands, and street alleys in Latin America or Asia.

Colloquialism:

Colonal Sanders knows better than to be pervervin' with underagers in Cartagena, Colombia.

by File the Pedo 12 October, 2023

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People who go to resorts and always ask for upgrades.

Colloquialism:

Oh shat, watch out foh da Upgradeables, you know they comin' with upgrade requests. The Upgradeables are Zimbabwe's worst heroes.

by Beyonce's Butt 5 November, 2024

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Using sensitive material and blackmailing a person for a ransom or compensation.

Colloquialism:

Sextortion scams are up these days.

by Scamateur 5 November, 2024

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Arab People

Colloquialism:

I only got one word: Rabs! Oh no, dere goes dem Moslems slimming the world with more false religion.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A curse meaning so much effort exerted for nothing.

Colloquialism:

Ah, Fuck Sweat! I did all of that for nothing. What nigga? We walked 3 hours to see an itty bitty water fall in the blazing heat? Fuck Sweat! This blows. I'm outta here.

by Cussing is Habit 5 March, 2025

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Definition:

Idiots on display

Colloquialism:

Television shows the Display Vidiots lookin' real dumb on CCTV.

by Ridiot Central 16 November, 2025

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Fake spiritual leaders who provide therapy sessions for so called climate grief.

Colloquialism:

I'm suffering from climate grief after my last walk, I'm calling my Eco-Chaplain for therapy because I'm suffering from earth, wind, and fire. What in tarnation is an Eco-Chaplain?

by Earthy Daniels 16 September, 2024

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