Definition:
A guy who dates ugly women but thinks he's a pimp daddy and brags about his fugly relationships.
Colloquialism:
I saw his girlfriend, and I must confess he's the Gimp Ratty, not the pimp daddy, verified.
by Orlando Tragic 28 August, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Using your brain or know how to solve a puzzling problem with ease, but not scamming.
Colloquialism:
I used a Mid-level Hack to get commandeer the system.
by Eddie Tipton 16 August, 2024
Definition:
Iconic infomercial from 1992 about a lazy boy chair turned a fridge, toilet, and tv set.
Colloquialism:
Oh yea, I got me a Napper Crapper 9000! Vintage model. You rememba the Napper Crapper from the 90's?
by King John Longshits 8 November, 2024
Definition:
Restricted Distractions
Colloquialism:
I hate Restractions.
by Mateo Slumani 19 December, 2023
Definition:
Loma Cove hideout up on de hill of San Andres.
Colloquialism:
Cold showers, shoddy internet, no AC, cats meowing, barking dogs, chickens roaming around, and great cooking with an ocean view is what you get at Hotel Alida. Hotel Alida need to make upgrades for 2025!
by Sojourner Truth 15 December, 2024
Definition:
When a gyal got nice tatas!
Colloquialism:
Hakuna Matatas! Oh dem nice Hakuna Matatas look me see eye double take, no, she me no see me.
by Dr. Djibouti 21 August, 2024
Definition:
Short people.
Colloquialism:
Peruvians folks be Longitudinally Challenged.
by Anonymous 26 June, 2023
Definition:
Satan's children. Skilled in paganism, polytheism, scamming, lying, conning, deception, and bribery.
Colloquialism:
There's that fucking accountant Joshi the Hindu, just another pagan con artist for the money. Damn, these Hindus now live in Canada but they still polytheists. Don't bring your Hindu bullshit here. I don't like Hindus and never will accept false Religionists.
by Jesus is King and Lord 24 July, 2023
Definition:
The Hebrew term for Gentile.
Colloquialism:
We're Jewish and you're Goyim so we finance the slave contracts to keep you working while we portfolio manage the architecture of the Americas.
by Financiers 29 July, 2024