Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A funny pose that lampoons football player Tim Tebow bowing in prayer.

Colloquialism:

Hey Church! For Wednesday Service we'd like the youth to practice Tebowing as a way to draw closer to the Lord. I jus' wanna Tebow as much as possible before the football game so God sees me Score a touchdown against the Scorpions.

by Touchback 25 July, 2024

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Posh living Miami burb.

Colloquialism:

The millionaires live in Brickell.

by Millionaire Living 5 September, 2023

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Orange Blossom Trail = Ghetto

Colloquialism:

Yea, I want to buy a luxury condominium on OBT! OBT is only known for one thing. You already know ho's, ho's and more street ho's in Jamlando - Orlando!

by Lorida Boi 5 May, 2025

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The MBA grad that doesn't read your Airbnb listing correctly; wants free airconditioning and more discounts.

Colloquialism:

Oh Clarissa! All you had to do was read my airbnb listing description. You claim to travel so much but don't know how to read properly. What are we going to do with you Oh Clarissa!

by Dornelas Milano 26 November, 2025

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When dumbass women ask for a financial deposit to be their friend.

Colloquialism:

Saw a video on a guy testifying how a black woman told him he needed to pay a $500 deposit to be her friend. Talk about the entitlement? Nope, I will not be making a Friend Deposit anytime wit dese prostitute minded women.

by Women Crazy These Days 22 January, 2025

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"Longtime winter in Jordan" Muslim burqa chick hawking for money.

Colloquialism:

Maya Ghazal needs to quit it, trying to hawk the Gaza war for money. The only kind of Gaza Strip I believe in is bikinis and asses. I've been to Jordan, bitch and it's 110 degrees! Only area it snows is near Petra.

by United Booty 12 February, 2025

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Vehicle booting is a parking enforcement technique in which a large metal wheel clamp is secured onto one of the car’s wheels for excess car tickets owed above $350.

Colloquialism:

Hate the Car Booting companies. Call me the Boot Girls. Get this dern metal boot off my car.

by Girls from Buckhead 29 August, 2024

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Scavenger women.

Colloquialism:

Don't give her a dime. She's a Crumb Bum. Yea, I've dated some Crumb Bums befoh, and it's best to Avoid them without losing your dough ray me.

by Rotten Women 6 July, 2025

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The Vietnamese kid in your science class.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Peter Phan have you been to Vietnam?

by Lu Mein Clan 6 August, 2024

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Advertisements on Youtube by Hindus who claim New Age tactics to getting what you want by getting into the Alpha Meditative Wave.

Colloquialism:

Saw more Du's on the internet trying to sell the Alpha Meditative Waves Sham. Not buying that fucking Du bullshit.

by No Dharma Fuck U 16 August, 2024

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