Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Flamboyant Christian sermons preached by preachers who claim the double annointing.

Colloquialism:

I guess the Double Annointers want me to be Elisha too? Alright Elijah, lay it on me and give me that double annointing. I want to be a Double Annointer too! 😃 Look, yall, I already followed Elijah and got the double annointing, so unless there is a quadruple annointing I got my double annointing.

by Frankincense & Myrhh 17 April, 2025

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Definition:

Hard on. Testerone pumping when a man looks at pornography.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'm all about Renudeable Energy Projects! Hahaha. Why I go to Colombia and Brazil for the Renudeable Energy drinks.

by Mormon 27 August, 2024

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Definition:

Freedom From Religion Foundation

Colloquialism:

Dan Barker and FFRF can go fuck themselves! Fuck yall. Spiritual slaves! Yall can suck the sweat from my balls.

by Sweat From My Ballz 14 February, 2024

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Just not very good looking.

Colloquialism:

Up, there comes the "Not Hots." Atleast they are really good at math.

by Hot Notter 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Government ruled by a few dumb autocrats that stymie government ruled bynthe people.

Colloquialism:

What happened to Democracy? I know exactly what happened? The Dumbocracy decided to steal everything screw the people over.

by Nolitical 15 September, 2023

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Definition:

When old men groove with underage girls at dance mixers located inside of hotels, private islands, and street alleys in Latin America or Asia.

Colloquialism:

Colonal Sanders knows better than to be pervervin' with underagers in Cartagena, Colombia.

by File the Pedo 12 October, 2023

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Definition:

A dumb ass Muslim terrorist organization that will soon be wiped out.

Colloquialism:

Hamas knows better not to mess with Israel. Now Israel is about to bring Gaza to the ground. Oh Gaza, what in the name of Hamas were you thinking?

by Yahushalem 12 October, 2023

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Definition:

Great basketball player who is always injured, and never plays for the LA Clippers.

Colloquialism:

Kahwi Injury Leonard missed 179 of possible 435 games and is still sidelined indefinitely! What game does this guy play? Basketball or Crutches? Kahwi Injury Leonard be think'n the more games I miss, the more money I make! Perfect business strategy.

by Loss Angeles 25 October, 2024

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Definition:

Fake position in football.

Colloquialism:

Hey babe, guess what position I play on the football team? Gee, I don't know, what position? Touchback!

by Glide Receiver 25 July, 2024

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Definition:

Some folks have common sense while many folks share the same Common Dense.

Colloquialism:

Bree has no common sense; only a whole bunch of Common Dense!

by Sherika 17 July, 2023

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