Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A dumb Ethiopian woman that thinks she's the Queen of Sheba when she ain't.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I married a Ethiopian woman named Miss Ya Missin', girl thought she was the Queen of Sheba but I didn't know fugees were royal's from Shashemeni?

by Astoria News 14 September, 2023

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Low literacy, FGM, violent religious pagan fanaticism, and a poor education.

Colloquialism:

Yea, they live in Backwardsville down on the Hudson River.

by Who Done It? 27 October, 2024

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A good lookin' woman with a great shape.

Colloquialism:

Nope, don't wanna a strong black woman, I jus' wanna a Thong Black Woman! Hahaha. Thong Black Woman tannin' on the beach in St. Lucia.

by Independent Woman 18 March, 2025

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To qualify as a real mansion it must be on 5 acres, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathroom, and over 5000 sq. feet.

Colloquialism:

What's happening partner? You got your mansion yet? You know Mansion's Rule of 5, right? 5 acres, 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom, and over 5,000 sq ft. is a real Mansion!

by The Realest Thang I Ever Said! 16 February, 2024

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King's Seat at the dinner table.

Colloquialism:

I got da Kang's Seat at the top of the dinner table. The Dinner Winner got the Kang's Seat.

by Dinner Winner 6 July, 2024

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One dumb ass criminal.

Colloquialism:

Braska guy who decided to stick a gun in the face of a woman who was taking her son to school, but could not drive the car because it was a manual shift which he did not know how to drive.

by Hate Theft 26 June, 2023

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When your Government spends money on ventures that only turn into cash burns.

Colloquialism:

Your government will spend all its money on Debtronix Ventures that end up nowhere!

by The Numbers Don't Make Sense 26 June, 2025

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Definition:

Post Triumphant Sex Do-order

Colloquialism:

After my divorce I got PTSD - Post Triumphant Sex Do-order! It's been great. Love my PTSD. I feel great.

by Austin Powers 2 August, 2025

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The white prison of hate that people of color must endure because the European oppressors still want to rule the world like Klause Hitler Schwabb and his goons from Switzerland.

Colloquialism:

I had to leave the Hatrix when I realized the Europeans are up to the same tricks.

by Coach Red Pill 15 August, 2023

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Definition:

Double meaning for a Trinidadian that is bad, but also can mean he or she real good at what they do.

Colloquialism:

Boi dat Trinibad at deh Soca.

by Rhyme n' Stomp 13 August, 2024

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