Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The burdensome Tax Man. The GOV claiming he needs the people's money for repairs when it's complete theft, a government scam, and lies.

Colloquialism:

Uncle Scam can print billions of dollars than why he need my coin? Answer: Cuz he don't! What Uncle Scam and Satan got in common? Pure thievery! Uncle Scam and Biden's 87,000 IRS agents need to go fuck themselves. Uncle Scam ain't my uncle, I only know Dow Dividend and Jonny Commissions. There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated because he worked for Uncle Scam!

by Absconder's Paradise 22 September, 2023

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Those shitty budget airlines that overcharge for carry on bags, and be training young pilots on your flight while you be cruising cross country through that turbulence.

Colloquialism:

"Dang, I nearly passed out on my last "Fear It" Airlines flight." "Fear It" Airlines fucking sucks! "Fear it" Airlines just canceled my flight. I only paid 20 dollars, but now I got to go back to the airport the next day. Why "Fear it" Airlines be flying turbulently with those underage pilots when I am onboard? Why Just Do It, when you can just "Fear it" Airlines!

by Buddy Pass 5 September, 2023

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Some white real estate developer dude that owes you 1.5 million dollars, and makes up excuses why they can't pay.

Colloquialism:

What do you call a bankrupt real estate developer? That's right! A Debt Grantham.

by pronob sarker 7 July, 2023

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Deplorable thieves who steal other people's clothes being dried on the dry line.

Colloquialism:

Aneth decided to wash her new clothes she bought at the mall and was drying them on the line, to bad Farooqi and his Dry Clothe Thieves stole her belongings. How evil?

by Thou Shalt Not Steal 18 June, 2024

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Nigerian Securities Fraudster

Colloquialism:

Tingo Mobile more like Jingo Ignoble, Dozy Mobousi scamming with a vengeance cuz the Devil is in the details.

by Business Compromise 10 August, 2024

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A derogatory term in chinese that means a leftover woman who is in their thirties with no kids.

Colloquialism:

Hey Sheng Nu! How you do?

by Leftover woman 4 September, 2024

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White guys who try to play god and kill you and your career.

Colloquialism:

Whole bunch of Tyler Robinson Jr. out there. Tryna kill me and my career before I'm age 31. Shit they iz Tyler Robinson Jr. in that white Maga crowd, muthafucka.

by Charlie Kirk 26 September, 2025

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The dumbass TED Talkers who find themselves to be very important in society by trying to impress anyone willing to listen to their Ted Talk.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I don't listen to TED Talkers. I go straight to DTC (Direct to Consumer) or DTB (Direct to Business).

by Broadcast.com 29 August, 2024

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Booty countries (ass factories) that grow the best home grown ass around the globe.

Colloquialism:

The ass factories in Brazil, Dominican Republic, Colombia have world renown Assplants. If you want a homegrown latin booty then visit the South American Assplants.

by Booty Booty Booty 13 July, 2023

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A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

Colloquialism:

"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

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