Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some mad scientist astronomer who thinks his Harvard degree means Aliens exist.

Colloquialism:

Hi, I'm Avi Loeb and I'm Jewish so that means I'm right, and you're wrong about Extraterrestrials.

by More Dumbass White Guys 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.

Colloquialism:

Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.

by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024

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Girl’s ass goes from left to right like a pendulum when walking.

Colloquialism:

Oh yesiree those cheeks be switchin' as she glides on the asphalt.

by Hot Chick 30 June, 2023

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Definition:

Low literacy, FGM, violent religious pagan fanaticism, and a poor education.

Colloquialism:

Yea, they live in Backwardsville down on the Hudson River.

by Who Done It? 27 October, 2024

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An Innovative Christian Evangelistic organization that understands the 21st century.

Colloquialism:

YAH Power Works! Of course Yahshua's power works! Always has; never won't! This aint' Nah power quirks, it's Yah Power Works.

by Nanda 30 September, 2023

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Definition:

When white people brag about having a black credit card.

Colloquialism:

Hey Opie, Billy Mcfarland, I got a real Black Card, you lookin' at him.

by Kiwana 11 August, 2024

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Definition:

A good lookin' woman with a great shape.

Colloquialism:

Nope, don't wanna a strong black woman, I jus' wanna a Thong Black Woman! Hahaha. Thong Black Woman tannin' on the beach in St. Lucia.

by Independent Woman 18 March, 2025

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Definition:

Also-rans.

Colloquialism:

Yea, the Existors are made in the image of God but aren't great at what? Nada!

by Lastrimony 17 April, 2025

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Definition:

Jew York writes each other no interest loans while charging high interest to Gentiles.

Colloquialism:

I know what the Torah reads and where's Jew Rothschild writing me a no interest loan? I'm more Jewish than a Jew and yet the Mammon Bankers think they can enslave me too. Nope, not fuckin' happening Synogogue of Satan. I'm in cash.

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Definition:

Name of a real figure in Asia that phonetically sounds exactly like Samsung.

Colloquialism:

Yo Sam Sung got a big TV! Sam Sung a nice song on China Idol.

by Toshiba 31 July, 2024

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