Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

In theory Capitalism undeniably works but not when the monopolists control the board like BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, and IMF own all the money, assets, and property.

Colloquialism:

Crapitalism makes me question how hard I really need to work?

by Why it Got To Be Like This? 22 September, 2023

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White guys who wear the stereotypical button-colored shirts to clubs.

Colloquialism:

There's the usual white knights at the club tonight. Let's see if we can get money out of them.

by Get That Money 2 July, 2023

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In real estate, a Buyer's Agent who offer biased advice to their client to get a higher commission.

Colloquialism:

I'm a Liar's Agent, I don't cultivate relationships, what I do is drain people's wallets by getting a quick sale.

by Renovating 22 August, 2024

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Druggies on commuter buses tweeking out methamphetamines, or sitting on corners of buildings drugifying. (Seattle Pacific).

Colloquialism:

Everytime I go to Seattle I see the hobos doing the Fentanyl Nod! I must be in the northwest because they be doing the Fentanyl Nod all the time.

by Nodulator 23 July, 2023

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Battery. The opposite of attending charm school for beauty pageants.

Colloquialism:

Dese city girls clearly went went to the Harm School of Battery, ain't no pageantry. When it ain't no pageantry it's Harm School Battery!

by Battery Man 2 August, 2024

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Gervonta "Tank" Davis Moslem name.

Colloquialism:

Is it Abdul Jabbar or Abdul Wahid? All I know is Tank Davis will knock you out.

by Boxrec 19 September, 2024

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Expression that means to cry a lot.

Colloquialism:

She's Us Cries! This woman cry more dan the Lord in Gethsemane. Boi I nevah nevah seen a gyal cry so much in my entire life. She's Us Cries it was Niagara Falls with those water bombs on Easter. Are you She's Us Cries? Cuz I done died, but you resurrect me.

by Wordster 11 June, 2025

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Being That Thing.

Colloquialism:

You gotta be the goodness, the greatness, the Thatness.

by Boss Moves 12 February, 2026

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Definition:

Lever by which shit disappears.

Colloquialism:

Hey, anyone got a Flux Crapacitor to clean up the shit in Pakistan? Quick! Someone stole the shit at the sewage plant; what do you know? We found out they used the Flux Crapacitor made by Doc Emmett Brown in Crap to the Future.

by Marty 26 July, 2024

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