Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.

Colloquialism:

She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.

by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024

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The worst hotel or motel ever, so you don’t tell anyone about the awful experience.

Colloquialism:

That's not a hotel or a motel, that is a fucking "Notel." Total fucking waste of time. Cockroaches, smelly odors, bad service, airconditioning doesn't work, broken drapes, shower water is not hot, and the host smells like Biryani.

by Biryani Boi 28 June, 2023

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Definition:

Muslims

Colloquialism:

Slims in Gaza betta run out.

by Soulja Slim 13 October, 2023

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Long African name for the murderer of Felicia Johnson.

Colloquialism:

Damn, dat is a mouthful ya dig. Chukwuebuka Nwubodo is one cold dude. Pray for the Johnson family.

by On the Run 26 August, 2024

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Slawsa is a delicious cabbage-based relish with addictive heat undertones (slaw-salsa hybrid).

Colloquialism:

Oowee, get me da Slawsa! Slawsa tastin' good.

by Brenda 28 August, 2024

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Someone who always tries, but it’s no cigar, they just never get it nor succeed.

Colloquialism:

Jack won The Great Tryer award. Atleast he tries to make an effort.

by Effort Matters 29 June, 2023

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Definition:

Love romance scammers who use fake photos and ask for money.

Colloquialism:

How do you feel morally or ethically when you Love Rat old bitches for money? Juju man?

by Is This Christian? 2 September, 2026

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A wise weed guy who knows how to manipulate women.

Colloquialism:

I'm a wheeza, know how to please her, only for the tease her, only give her weed tha, breakin' off me breeza her.

by Geeza Wheeza 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Saying thank you to Frank.

Colloquialism:

Franks So Much Frank! Frank you! Many Franks. Franks it is. Franks.

by Franky Frank 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

How a trader shorted Blockchain markets.

Colloquialism:

Hindenberg Short worked out.

by Aphria 11 August, 2024

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