Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The only time a person prays to God for money.

Colloquialism:

God, I lift up Thee with my Powerball Prayers in the name of Jah, and if you would let me win I will serve you so much better and give you proceeds of the win! I totally promise, my DAD in Heaven.

by Mega Nillions 4 May, 2025

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Definition:

Star studded R&B artist from Tampa, Florida.

Colloquialism:

Yo, I just was at Luigi Tha Singer's weddin' in Siesta Key. Man got it goin' on! Boi Luigi Tha Singer can dance!

by O-Town Mickey 15 June, 2024

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What black Caribbean folks call coolies they don't like.

Colloquialism:

You Indian Nigga Bitch!

by Derogatory Jamaican 13 July, 2023

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Heavy drug use in the Northwest.

Colloquialism:

Everytime I fly to Snortland, I see the snorters under the Burnside Bridge.

by Snortland Pokester 1 July, 2023

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A term to describe women who compete in UFC, boxing, or any kind of act of socking one another. Can also be understand from a pornographic lens.

Colloquialism:

Ladies, I got a great idea. Let's play a game of Sock Her! I'll bring the camera.

by Sock it to Me 2 August, 2023

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Definition:

A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.

Colloquialism:

"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!

by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023

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Worst college football program in NCAA Division 1 Football.

Colloquialism:

And who deserves the award for the saddest college football program ever? The honor goes to our beloved Kent State!

by Tucky 12 November, 2024

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Definition:

Not a goodbye in Portuguese.

Colloquialism:

Nadeus meu amor.

by Never Say Never 31 May, 2024

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Definition:

Also-rans.

Colloquialism:

Yea, the Existors are made in the image of God but aren't great at what? Nada!

by Lastrimony 17 April, 2025

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An incredibly biased Hindu robot, that is programmed by the Dus to thwart Christianity by using New Age lightworkers!

Colloquialism:

HinduBot will hack your computer, erase your data, and eliminate your accomplishments.

by Satan Diabolical 30 August, 2024

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