The Least valuable player. Someone who thinks they are great but they suck, yet they really think they are something special.
Sarita is an LVP. Girl should stick to coding, can't make a bucket if she tried. He's not an MVP; more like an LVP. Sorry Humphrey, the only trophy we have left is the LVP. Humphrey says, "I gladly accept."
by All Star 25 July, 2023
Glorifying the game of baseball in Christian talk. Coined by Coolie Mac.
Ballalujah! Dat's how you make play boi. Ballalujah! Whaaaat! Now, dat homer was a moon shot! Ballalujah!
by Roberto Clemente 24 July, 2024
The professional in Christian apologetics who teaches losers on why they don't want to go to Hell so they can become winners in going to Heaven.
That's Christopher the Helliologist. He yells at the top of his lungs to the Hellbound losers that they might repent of their unbelief so they receive eternal life in the Kingdom of Jesus Christ.
by Heaven's Great 12 August, 2023
A brasilian bitch that only chases soccer players.
For the love of Maria, there's another Maria Schuteira chasing the football players. Well, ain't it a dream come true, Maria Schuteira and Lil Ronaldo got married.
by Sock Her 2 August, 2023
AI that will eventually lead to image of the Antichrist to speak when he is fatally wounded.
Let me guess? You got the lyrics from your song off of ChatGPT? Still talkin' to robots?
by End of the World 16 September, 2024
Deported Mexicans living in Mexican border towns who can't return to the States.
There's a lot of Mexican'ts in Tijuana! The dude was like I was living in the USA, but I got deported! If you're a Mexicant, unfortunately are not going to get a second chance.
by Last of the Mohicans 23 July, 2023
The worst position in baseball.
Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.
by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024
A ferocious fighter who can give you a sound beating. Irish in derivation.
Boi watch out foh dem Plug Uglies.
by Five Points 4 August, 2024
Title 9 and the push by the Leftists to make women equal to men in sports.
My thoughts on Women's Sports. I don't go, attend, watch, or support the events. I don't watch women play sports for commercial purposes.
by Transgender Guy 20 January, 2025
Samson's first Philistine wife who was the cause of his mockery, and married his best man after their wedding.
Hey Philistine Wife, quit crying for 7 days, "you hate me, you do not love me" B.S. Quit pressing me so hard for riddle. You suck. Hey Philistine Wife, so you now marriee my Best Man after our divorce? What kind of petty Philistine Wife are you?
by Shit is Real 4 August, 2024