Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not the hotel. Short bald guy from the coast line of Oregon.

Colloquialism:

Hey Baldorf Astoria! How's Seaside and Lincoln City?

by 99 Points 27 November, 2024

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Half Ice tea, Half lemonade often spiked with alcohol.

Colloquialism:

Get me an Arnold Palmer Drink

by Spike Lee 29 June, 2024

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Jumping from one relationship to the next relationship.

Colloquialism:

You had no woke up yet right? They used the Monkey Branch Method on you, and now in a new relationship with Suzy Q.

by King Louie 17 August, 2024

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Notha term for a Hindu.

Colloquialism:

The Du's are at it again, erecting shrines to demon idols at Caesar's Palace. I don't like Du's, I avoid pagans of all kinds to be honest.

by Du Not! 15 July, 2024

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Fuckin' so hard you break the slats on the bed.

Colloquialism:

Me and ole girl be Breakin' the Slats.

by Slat Breaker 26 June, 2023

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New Woke liberal universities that teach diversity as though it actually changes people's biases!

Colloquialism:

Yea, I attended a Lieversity for a semester - hated it. Dumbass teachers that taught about diversity politics, diversity religions, diversity hires instead of just focuses on truth. Call it the Lieversity. Only adversity at the Lieversity.

by Gateway Drug 29 October, 2024

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No Cantonese please!

Colloquialism:

No, I don't want to learn Mandarin or Cantnonese. Fuck that! I'm set in my ways and I don't have many chinese friends either. Not birthing a kid in China like Rui either. Screw that. Can't make no sense of the Cantnonese.

by Not Gonna Learn Chinese 3 September, 2024

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Mormons

Colloquialism:

Mons be so white and lost in their cult.

by Cultivate Lies 14 October, 2023

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Exposing suspect Jews with under your breath inflammatory statements.

Colloquialism:

"Zack was running for the bus in Jerusalem, but the Jews made no space for him to sit so he shouted ExJews Me please! "ExJews Me! I'm not really Jewish but I need it for my cover up when I was living in Russia!"

by Judas Shuttlesworth 20 September, 2023

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The fee that companies charge for encumbering their time.

Colloquialism:

I actually agree with this fee. I personally will be charging an Inconvenience Fee to businesses that waste or encumber my time.

by Charge Them More 14 August, 2024

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