Definition:
Friends that act like they are lovers.
Colloquialism:
He's your Valentine? We're just Pals. Nope, I'm a modern woman, I've relegated Junior as my Palentine. Happy Palentines!
by No Love; Only Friend Zone 7 February, 2025
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
UConn basketball bust.
Colloquialism:
I saw Ater Majoke play back in his UConn days, total bust! Sucked. Same goes for Ajou Deng.
by Nate Miles 16 August, 2024
Definition:
Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.
Colloquialism:
That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.
by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024
Definition:
Someone who desperately wants to be an entrepreneur but doesn't have what it takes.
Colloquialism:
I see'em all da time, the Wantrepreneurs who never do enough to get there business in the winners circle because they want it, but they can't get it.
by Noppin 28 August, 2024
Definition:
The police department in the UK that deals with policing fraud.
Colloquialism:
by Tracking Spies 3 September, 2024
Definition:
When an average white women settles on one ugly ass nigga so they can have mixed kids.
Colloquialism:
There's that ugly bitch with that ugly nigga, now they makin' "Kid's Lack."
by Anonymous 26 June, 2023
Definition:
French soup made from fish and veggies.
Colloquialism:
Do ya best like Bouillabaisse.
by Paris 9 August, 2024
Definition:
A heavily popularized festival that never happened.
Colloquialism:
Yea, I know the story about the FYRE Unfestival that never effing happened. Total scam!
by Scammer's Paradise 10 August, 2024
Definition:
A fake online profile designed to trick people into falling in love, or creating the illusion of romance only to scam money out of that individual.
Colloquialism:
"Catfish bitch left me in the parking lot of Costco the other week. How the hell did this happen to me?"
by Trout 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Laughable Wacko Jacko impersonators who are dismal in their MJ impersonations it makes you wince.
Colloquialism:
Mic_Kill Crackson is at it again!
by Beepop and Rocksteady 7 July, 2024