Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Dark Fuckerberg's scam company that instrusively sells your data.

Colloquialism:

Meta blows! Meta hate! I seriously had not idea that Ron Artest's Meta World Peace, would become the inspiration for Dark Fuckerberg's new brand image for Facebook. Now, I know that Lighty will copy any black person he can to make make peace with a world that don't like him. Hahaha.

by Hate Meta! 11 August, 2024

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King's Seat at the dinner table.

Colloquialism:

I got da Kang's Seat at the top of the dinner table. The Dinner Winner got the Kang's Seat.

by Dinner Winner 6 July, 2024

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Testing if a transsexual is actually a man. Or to see if someone is actually on your side or not.

Colloquialism:

Check out the adam's apple, Brotest That Guy before you go out with that trannie in Cali, Colombia. Ya gotta Brotest when she lookin' less than a woman.

by Confused 10 November, 2023

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Broke Ass Mom's

Colloquialism:

Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am!

by Young Stud 31 August, 2023

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Another scam MLM company led my Dallin Larsen that shut down in 2023 bilking millions of dollars.

Colloquialism:

Vasayo is not legit. Dallin Larsen Sux. Looks like a Dave Ramsey look alike.

by Karee 24 October, 2024

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The dumb asses that drop your phone and cause cracks and dents on your new phone.

Colloquialism:

There's phone breaker at it again breaking my new iPhone. How awesome to have a phone breaker as a relative? I don't have kids, I have little Phone Breakers! Your not my sister, you are just a little phone breaker!

by Sherice 13 July, 2023

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Mall Worker Syndrome. 9-5er mentality.

Colloquialism:

Mall workers suck—too much Department Complex.

by Mockupedia 29 May, 2024

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Rejecting that which is an encroachment to your posterity.

Colloquialism:

Girl says, "I want to be more than friends." I say, "Not happening." Hello Susie, guess what? It's Not Happening!

by Really? 28 August, 2023

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Don't bleach your skin.

Colloquialism:

You want to bleach your skin than procreate with Lighty. As for me and my household we shall tan at the No Bleach Zone.

by Reap What You Sow 4 December, 2024

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When severely confused and delusional Christians believe they are doing missionary work when in reality they have no money, are eating off the system, not working a job, and living in your home uninvited, and exhausting your kindness. Freeloaders

Colloquialism:

Met a lot of HSE in my life, and we ain't talkin' about the Range Rover here. We are talking about the Holy Spirit Experiments that people assume God is at work when these individuals are actually a bunch of Christian freeloaders without a plan. Man, if I come across more freeloading Holy Spirit Experiments with people that don't pay rent, turn their phone off, and live in my home without paying rent we are going to have to evict and send a notice of trespass. Apostle Paul was making tents and asked for nothing from others, but HSE people can't even get social security card to work.

by Eviction Notice 26 September, 2023

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