Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

From the movie "Aladdin." What guys do to impress women.

Colloquialism:

Hey Jazmine, I got a Bentley, a Mansion, and a Yacht, so you down for the Magic Carpet Ride? In the UAE, hot Somali bitches gone to the Gulf on the Magic Carpet Ride for sightseeing the Burj Khalifa, Dubai Fountain, and Palm Jumeirah.

by Fatima 5 August, 2024

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Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.

Colloquialism:

There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!

by Unibro 13 July, 2023

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Google CEO sold a billion dollars in shares.

Colloquialism:

Sundar Bitch Eye looks great in those horn rims. I would like to billion in cash though so at least Sundar Bitch Eye is doing something right riding the Google Money Train!

by Hoarding Wealth 30 April, 2025

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Mexicans who have ill shaped square butts from eating too many tacos, and not adequately exercising while drinking too much alcohol.

Colloquialism:

There's the SSB's. The Spongebob Square Butt walkin' round the dollar loan center with square butt taco eating ways.

by Round Booty 13 July, 2023

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False prophecies; false prophets.

Colloquialism:

Meh not sho wat dat mon sayin' but he speakin frum de Unholy Lible, readin" straight frum Rebelations 6:66.

by Unprophetic Speakers 28 August, 2025

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The scary language of Arabic especially when reciting Quranic Jihadi verses.

Colloquialism:

Man, don't get me started on the Scarebic language. One scary tongue. They say it's Semitic, more like Shittic. Very barbarous to say he The Least. Imagine reciting a devilish script made up by a demon using Scarebic as your get brainwashed into demonism.

by Rabi Barka 9 May, 2025

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The guy who is bonking all the girls!

Colloquialism:

Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.

by Roblin 10 January, 2024

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The hot international chick that rents at your building but is secretively a DJ to pay the bills.

Colloquialism:

Yep, I met DJ Renter from Buenos Aires. She had a nice ass, great tatas, and yoked tattoos. I told her I own the penthouse! It was on. DJ Renter and I turntables loud in my bedroom.

by DJ Renter 8 August, 2025

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Definition:

Down and outers. Lost in life. Not going anywhere. Suck at everything. Eat off the system. Leeches and losers.

Colloquialism:

The addicted debtors and bottom feeders of society.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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The good looking body factories like Dominican Republic or Brazil where the girls and guys are delicious to look at.

Colloquialism:

Girls, where are we going for our next international trip? We are going to the Land Of Bod, down to Brazil to stare down gorgeous Brazilian men in Copacabana.

by Americana Lover 2 August, 2023

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