Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Some weirdo who has the name Beckham and Victoria in their name.

Colloquialism:

Parents named her after Posh and Becks! What a fucking mistake?

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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The sex highway, time to ride a new pony, have sex with a girl.

Colloquialism:

Take a ride on The Bony Express!

by Boneriffic 27 June, 2023

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The atheist's culture of death. Infinite regress.

Colloquialism:

Deathocles tryna claim God don't exist. Why would I listen Deathocles? He Sux!

by Apollos 29 June, 2024

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The white prison of hate that people of color must endure because the European oppressors still want to rule the world like Klause Hitler Schwabb and his goons from Switzerland.

Colloquialism:

I had to leave the Hatrix when I realized the Europeans are up to the same tricks.

by Coach Red Pill 15 August, 2023

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Baseball player turned steroid user!

Colloquialism:

Oh, wudn't Ken Criminiti on the Mitchell Report? Well, if it ain't Ken Criminiti, Mr. Steroid's himself.

by Black Sox 27 November, 2024

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Denigrating untalented girls who suck at soccer but think they are the next female activists. Don't live in reality. Think they are next Pele!

Colloquialism:

No, I don't listen to fuckin' Pelemeninas! Nope, you can report on me all that you want! 41 year old dude vs. 8 year old Pelemenina loser bitch. Not fuckin' happening! And you think you are Pele? Fuck that shit. No respect here.

by VG Sun Cobertura 29 June, 2025

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Smelly smart people whose clothe's smell.

Colloquialism:

There's always a Farticulate person.

by Judge Smells 19 December, 2023

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Indian girls with entitled arrogant attitudes.

Colloquialism:

There goes the arrogant Saritas at the Indian party in Houston. So insecure and so Sarita!

by University of Houston 23 July, 2023

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Charlie Javis, the female scammer fraudster who was never offered a fellowship and was Rejected from her college program.

Colloquialism:

Lots of Fraudigal Daughter types in in the world we live in.

by Lawsuit Baby 8 June, 2024

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Definition:

Reading literature to you calm your nerves.

Colloquialism:

Go read a Calmanac! Settle down young Kwame, here, look see, read a Calmanac. Nigga, you need a Calmanac!

by Mockupedia 14 June, 2024

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