Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Means "I am not your trick, and you are not my whore." Just regular casual sex.

Colloquialism:

The only healing I'm into comes with high heels, duck sickity, and No Trump Whist! Yea, I play No Trump Whist all the time!

by Ace of Spades 3 September, 2025

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Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

Colloquialism:

The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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The spelling B champ from India.

Colloquialism:

There's awkard Vinasa, the new India B, spelling champ 3 years in a row.

by Smarty Pants 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

So bad looking, you can't even make an attempt to look.

Colloquialism:

These people are so Unlooking! What is Unlooking? When a person is so bad looking or ugly looking it's too hard to look at them. She's jus' too unlooking! I'm Unlooking bro, the shake is not worth the squeeze, the double take is make the eyes hurt. Yuh not good looking o' bad looking but Unlooking, I'm not looking, I can't see it.

by Empty Wizard 26 August, 2026

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Cocaine for sale in Cabo, Mexico.

Colloquialism:

Shouldn't be called Cabo, but Cablow because everywhere I go, they be offering blow, and now you know! Don't tell I didn't say so.

by Keynote Speaker 2 February, 2025

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Women that have pets but can't take care of them.

Colloquialism:

Dog Mother got a pet, now asking me to dog sit, and clean shit. I think nots, puppy pound here we come. ER Veterinarian bill more expensive than ER for humans. Why did you decide to be a Dog Mother when you not gonna take care of your dog? That's dogligence.

by Puppy Ciao 24 January, 2026

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Definition:

A humorous way of saying the #9.

Colloquialism:

Did I hear the word Niner in there?

by Seven 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

When women is just naturally big.

Colloquialism:

Can't be natural, has to be Fatural!

by Skin Tone 22 September, 2023

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Definition:

Post Triumphant Sex Do-order

Colloquialism:

After my divorce I got PTSD - Post Triumphant Sex Do-order! It's been great. Love my PTSD. I feel great.

by Austin Powers 2 August, 2025

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Definition:

Beyond immature drama in one's life.

Colloquialism:

It's one thing to be immature, a whole notha thing to have Dramaturity in your life.

by Sarah Stevens 28 July, 2024

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