Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Worst college football program in NCAA Division 1 Football.

Colloquialism:

And who deserves the award for the saddest college football program ever? The honor goes to our beloved Kent State!

by Tucky 12 November, 2024

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The inevitable moment when a false Christian declares their apostasy to the faith.

Colloquialism:

So I knew Dan Barker would be signing a letter and Apostdate it at some point in the future! Wa la more Apostdates!

by Losing my religion 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Shortened version of the word appreciate.

Colloquialism:

Man, I Preciate you for what you did for me.

by Yo! 17 September, 2023

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When Hindu lie, cheat, and steal.

Colloquialism:

I was Jeeted by Tapin S. Khanna that fuckin' jeet! Why does no one like Hindus? It's because they are always Jeeting and dishonest Jeets who will Jeet you in life! I got Jeeted by Biryani Boy.

by Call Center Lied 2 December, 2025

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A junk grade investment.

Colloquialism:

Failed developers don't sell real estate, they sell lies to get more money for their Ponzi schemes, it's called a Triple C Investment - Avoid and stay away.

by Junker Clunker 19 August, 2024

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Definition:

The sound of sucking dick.

Colloquialism:

Better do the Gluck Gluck if you want to get Guy Superhero.

by Maximum Positions 15 July, 2025

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Biff Tannen in the movie "Back to the Future" looks like Donald Trump.

Colloquialism:

Is it just me or Biff Tannen look like Donald Trump in the movie "Back To the Future 2?"

by TrumPity 7 September, 2023

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The Asian buffet of beauties in the red light districts of Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Singapore.

Colloquialism:

What are you in the mood to eat tonight? You already know homie; we eaten at the fuckin' Panda Sexpress.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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New Woke liberal universities that teach diversity as though it actually changes people's biases!

Colloquialism:

Yea, I attended a Lieversity for a semester - hated it. Dumbass teachers that taught about diversity politics, diversity religions, diversity hires instead of just focuses on truth. Call it the Lieversity. Only adversity at the Lieversity.

by Gateway Drug 29 October, 2024

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The guy who is bonking all the girls!

Colloquialism:

Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.

by Roblin 10 January, 2024

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