Definition:
Investing time, money, and energy in a young woman only to see the Bedroom Payout.
Colloquialism:
I am talking to a 19 year old Angolan hottie, I can't wait til the Maturity Date!
by Time & Chance 14 July, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Receiving a weak foul in basketball, and being escorted off the court in a wheelchair.
Colloquialism:
There's Tony Wheelchair being escorted off the court in a wheelchair. Man, I hope he plays in the next game without his wheelchair. Nah bro, he's a Tony Wheelchair!
by Unibro 13 July, 2023
Definition:
A guy who sucks at baseball.
Colloquialism:
You are such a fucking Rube! You fuckin' newbie. Rube Marquard would be rolling in his grave after the way you pitch. Rube, you suck at baseball!
by Rubey Tuesday 13 July, 2023
Definition:
A new deal location. Creating a new marketplace or platform for commerce.
Colloquialism:
I don't need to live in New Zealand when I can be makin' money in New Dealand.
by Commerce 2 November, 2023
Definition:
Famed Mongol ruler who supposedly fathered 500 to 1,000 children through his miltary conquests and concubines.
Colloquialism:
Guys, what's the game plan tonight at the party? "Genghis Khan!" What you mean? Command and conquer that ass.
by Kublai Khan and Babur 19 March, 2025
Definition:
Failed attempt for a political position. Or someone trying to run a scam but can't do it right.
Colloquialism:
Dat man doin' Fool Runnings! Only bunch of Fool Runnings! All kinds of foolishness, Fool Runnings!
by Cinque 26 December, 2024
Definition:
When a woman gets pregnant to keep a guy around.
Colloquialism:
That's her Trap Baby! Well executed!
by Lego my Prego 27 January, 2025
Definition:
The guy who is bonking all the girls!
Colloquialism:
Willy Bonka doing what he does, "he came, he saw, he bonkered." When I grow up I want to be Willy Bonka and his chocolate factory.
by Roblin 10 January, 2024
Definition:
When a guy stops buying a woman's lies, B.S., and beauty tricks.
Colloquialism:
Had to give her the Stop Market treatment, she's only Selling Lies, Onlyscams, and fakery.
by Man Up 26 November, 2024
