Definition:
Fat folks in Atlanta!
Colloquialism:
Why call it Atlanta when it's best called Fatlanta.
by Falcon 5 July, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Jamaican Stank Attitude
Colloquialism:
Those bitches on Tinder from Jamaica got JSA (Jamaican Stank Attitude). Always been trying to con me for money. Why can't they just behave? Why do those JSA bitches from Jamaica act so ignorant?
by Tired of the Bitchery 29 June, 2023
Definition:
A company led by a fake cult like guru named Bikram that fooled its following into a hot yoga mess.
Colloquialism:
My thoughts on the Bikram Yoga Scandal? Total joke. I want cold yoga, no hot yoga for me.
by Nope 30 August, 2024
Definition:
A naughty, kinky, sexually potent woman.
Colloquialism:
That bitch from Brazil is a total Safada!
by Mulata Brasileira 16 July, 2023
Definition:
When white women turn to demonic wiccan activities as a way to not listen to the Christian Poc.
Colloquialism:
There's Ariele doing more Bitchcraft trying to put a spell on you. Ain't that some Bitch Of Endor shit! Get that white Bitchcraft out of my way.
by Sherika 17 July, 2023
Definition:
White people don't have the anwers to your problems. The answers to your problems are within you, your faith in God, the Bible, and living out your life testing your hypothesis and theories based on data analysis.
Colloquialism:
There goes Demitri listening to preacher White thinking those Fake White Answers are going to solve his problems!
by Never in the Dark 11 July, 2023
Definition:
Not the scientific study of plants, but now the armageddon of chatbots and machine learning that are killing human relationships while humanity is drunk on the bot talk.
Colloquialism:
ChatGpt and I are best friends. We're in love. I admit it; I'm a loser. I'd rather talk to a bot than you. I sold my soul to the Botany. Long live the Wars of Botany! Botany Wars II and III are coming to a movie theater near you. The Wars of Botany!
by Talks with Robots 19 August, 2024
Definition:
Fictitious Law Firm that denies plaintiffs allegations with perjury, and thinks they are the head honcho of disputes by never acknowledging wrong.
Colloquialism:
How embarrasing it must be to work for Smell & Killmer. They smell because they are ugly hearted people, they kill your complaint with white lies because they empty soulless creatures. I got a letter from Smell & Killmer. The denied allegations instead of offering settlement. Now, I have to make them look stupid at Discovery.
by Jury for the Plaintiff 30 October, 2025
Definition:
Black Man who can tell the future.
Colloquialism:
Yo, it's Negrodamus on the Chappelle Show. Negrodamus is one cool dude. Ask a Black Dude! It's Negrodamus with a new view.
by Paul Mooney 30 November, 2025
Definition:
A fake online profile designed to trick people into falling in love, or creating the illusion of romance only to scam money out of that individual.
Colloquialism:
"Catfish bitch left me in the parking lot of Costco the other week. How the hell did this happen to me?"
by Trout 2 July, 2023
