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Definition:

Not the university in California. Means the reprobates from Van Nuys, California who are into polyamory and hedonistic orgies in the porn industry.

Colloquialism:

Cal Poly started the polyamory including the Mormons and Moslems. What do Mormons and Moslems got in commmon? Answer: Cal Poly!

by Mike Adriano 19 November, 2024

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Definition:

Old blonde women with fake tits, freckles on their skin, botox lips, and lots of make up.

Colloquialism:

I don't fool with Oldy Lox only Goldy Lox.

by Zebra Referee 23 August, 2025

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Definition:

People that be following you everywhere.

Colloquialism:

Brooklyn girl be my lackie. I love it. Lackie come here, lackie go there. You're all Lackies!

by Blacky Lackies 1 July, 2023

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The professional in Christian apologetics who teaches losers on why they don't want to go to Hell so they can become winners in going to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

That's Christopher the Helliologist. He yells at the top of his lungs to the Hellbound losers that they might repent of their unbelief so they receive eternal life in the Kingdom of Jesus Christ.

by Heaven's Great 12 August, 2023

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Definition:

People who think because they don't drink they can ridicule alcoholics with rude language.

Colloquialism:

There's Short Sam that egotistical Sober Maniac always deriding Lusher Wayne for throwing up on Fremont Street.

by Lusher Farms 28 July, 2024

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Definition:

People who own worthless shitty unvaluable shitcoins.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, a whole bunch of Shitcoiners abound. Wish I was a bitcoiner. Nope, just a Shitcoiner.

by OpenAi 20 August, 2024

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Definition:

An Afghani music group.

Colloquialism:

What do you call a new music group from Afghanistan? Answer: The Taliband!

by Flowin in at Night 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

What you say to unbelievers.

Colloquialism:

Man, The Moslems are well funded in Arabic Paganism. You're Hellcome! Thanks.

by Quids London 20 November, 2024

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Definition:

The Jamaicans that be living at your home for free, running up your AC bill, but claiming poverty when they own a home in Ja.

Colloquialism:

Damn Jafaikins! Start working and pay your rent on time like everyone else. Jafaikin mi bredda! Get your work permit. Let's go!

by One Responsible Homeowner 15 September, 2023

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Definition:

Florida slang for a youngin'.

Colloquialism:

Boi, dat Jit so annoyin'.

by Florida Bath 9 June, 2024

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