Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A newly rich basketball player on a fat contract who gets suspended for whipping out a glock pistol on social media like he’s a thug.

Colloquialism:

The fake gangsta shit needs to stop Mr. Glock Morant! Look, there's Glock Morant pistol whipping his driver in the Range Rover. And another Glock Morant? Geez, can Glock Morant stop totting guns everywhere he goes!

by Exposing the Stupidity 13 July, 2023

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Simon The Tanner types who go for sun tans, but only turn into red lobster.

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There's red lobster all Lobsterized from his tanning expedition in Cabo San Lucas.

by Cabo San Puke Us 2 July, 2023

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Nickname for anyone with a Spanish last name.

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Sup Quino; let's play some Keno. Too many Quino livin' in San Andres dese days.

by Juegas 21 August, 2024

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Greetings in the morning to my Nigga.

Colloquialism:

Mornigga jigga, slept well? Now, get me a cup of coffee.

by Black Barbie 29 July, 2024

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People who think because they don't drink they can ridicule alcoholics with rude language.

Colloquialism:

There's Short Sam that egotistical Sober Maniac always deriding Lusher Wayne for throwing up on Fremont Street.

by Lusher Farms 28 July, 2024

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The incorrigible Philistine pagan who Samson married and brought havoc to Samson's life.

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I'm sleeping with enemy: Delilah. Delilah ain't gonna trick me for my secret sauce. I know you're a Delilah. Look, nah, Delilah asking me Queen of Sheba questions wit an angle.

by I Married a Philistine 4 August, 2024

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The bald-headed buddhists and hindu boys at their temples sacrificing to fake gods and offering prayers to the dead.

Colloquialism:

Temple Boys are at it again in Venice Beach. I do enjoy the Shaolin Temple training, but let's hope one of these Temple Boys doesn't get radicalized, and blow himself up.

by Radicalize Me 3 January, 2025

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To marry height to create height for the progeny in athletics and modeling.

Colloquialism:

The whole point is to Breed Up, not breed down. You get that! People be breeding down, when you supposed to be breeding up.

by Progeny 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Evil hateful hearts

Colloquialism:

Evil Heartred women; chasing vanity bitches addicted to the mammon stead of the god life. Evil Heartred peeps out there.

by Body Wash 8 April, 2026

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Definition:

All the money your preacher makin' on the ministry peddling miracle water, annointing oil, and prayer sales.

Colloquialism:

Ole Rev Do Wrong be makin' all this new Revenew on the church's dime soakin' in bubble baths on cruise ships to the Bahamas and the Caribbean. "Man, can I get in on the Revenew? I should be preachin' at the Compaq center too!" Revenew!

by Rev Do Wrong 11 September, 2023

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