Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The hot international chick that rents at your building but is secretively a DJ to pay the bills.

Colloquialism:

Yep, I met DJ Renter from Buenos Aires. She had a nice ass, great tatas, and yoked tattoos. I told her I own the penthouse! It was on. DJ Renter and I turntables loud in my bedroom.

by DJ Renter 8 August, 2025

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Definition:

Fat football player.

Colloquialism:

Fattacelli now an attorney.

by Bakeridge 5 November, 2024

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Definition:

Sellers at Farmers Markets who not actually farmers.

Colloquialism:

Was at the Local Harmer's Market and the reseller vendor is not homegrown, but a wholesaler Kornneef.

by Misleading Buyers 22 August, 2024

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Definition:

Using sensitive material and blackmailing a person for a ransom or compensation.

Colloquialism:

Sextortion scams are up these days.

by Scamateur 5 November, 2024

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Definition:

Don't bleach your skin.

Colloquialism:

You want to bleach your skin than procreate with Lighty. As for me and my household we shall tan at the No Bleach Zone.

by Reap What You Sow 4 December, 2024

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Definition:

Law school.

Colloquialism:

One would think lawyers are trained to know the law. No they went to Lie School because denying the obvious is as white as you can get.

by Kelly Dove 24 October, 2025

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Definition:

Hot east Asian girls.

Colloquialism:

There be those Pursuasians toting their bright colord purses and wearing eye liner.

by The Asian Sensation 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

White people

Colloquialism:

Who iz dem Shooters? White terrorists. White on white crime. Tyler Robinsons! Now here's to you Misses Robinson! Shooters running off the roof. Shooter here, Shooter there!

by Death Penalty 15 September, 2025

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Definition:

Nice lookin' woman but has a gap in her front teeth.

Colloquialism:

Sista Gaps datin' Northface. She has a body but Sista Gaps.

by Gappy 11 June, 2024

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Definition:

Guy who rigged the numbers for the Illinois Lottery for 16.5 million.

Colloquialism:

Eddie Tipton Lotto Scandal is that ratfink who schemed.

by Hood over Face 16 August, 2024

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