Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A location where you have as much as you need to swear as much as you need to release your deepest frustrations in life.

Colloquialism:

TimeSwear is a genius app. Where's TimeSwear? I need to fuckin' vent, there's a TimeSwear, good I'm there now.

by Cussaholic 9 August, 2024

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Black Man who can tell the future.

Colloquialism:

Yo, it's Negrodamus on the Chappelle Show. Negrodamus is one cool dude. Ask a Black Dude! It's Negrodamus with a new view.

by Paul Mooney 30 November, 2025

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Broke asses who try to eat your food when uninvited.

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Multi-Nillionaire women tryna eat off my table as gold diggin' hobbyists.

by Nillionairitis 6 July, 2024

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The Can'ts.

Colloquialism:

Oh don't get me started on the can'ts from Can'tartica! Lack People from Can'tartica need to stay away from Winville. I've never heart of that place, where's Can'tartica? Dude, really? You didn't get the joke? People who can't! They the one's from Can'tartica. Can'tartica!

by Doge Coin 12 February, 2025

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The blonde dykes toying with each other at the bar!

Colloquialism:

I was at the casino bar, and saw the blondykes making out with each other at the Blondyke Bar.

by Safada Gostosa 16 July, 2023

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When your south pole thinks on it's own without you controlling the shwing.

Colloquialism:

Of course I'm Bipolar Sexy, my other head has a mind of its own. I can't control the south pole, I'm Bipolar Sexy!

by Shwing! 9 November, 2023

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Captain America's outfit is really from Puerto Rico!

Colloquialism:

Saw me El Capitan Puerto Rico's outfit and he's definitely Puerto Rican, but Puerto Rico is America so no big deal.

by Rico Suave 15 September, 2023

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Definition:

Hundred Dollar Bill

Colloquialism:

Was in Houston and asked for a Texas Ten at the Bank of Houston.

by Port Arthur 16 June, 2024

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Making fun of a Canadian baseball team that has not won a world series since the 90's.

Colloquialism:

What's new? The Toronto Who Jays? are in last place of the division.

by Steinbrenner 31 July, 2024

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Definition:

The Least valuable player. Someone who thinks they are great but they suck, yet they really think they are something special.

Colloquialism:

Sarita is an LVP. Girl should stick to coding, can't make a bucket if she tried. He's not an MVP; more like an LVP. Sorry Humphrey, the only trophy we have left is the LVP. Humphrey says, "I gladly accept."

by All Star 25 July, 2023

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