Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Not the chinese food condiment, but ducking a situation before it gets real bad. To get out of dodge.

Colloquialism:

I always carry a bottle of Duck Sauce when I need to leave the scene real quick. Take a packet of Duck Sauce and ex-squeeze me later. Sayonara suckers, lickety split, I'm Duck Sauce.

by Luang Kalur 23 August, 2024

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A put down.

Colloquialism:

Brave Words, You Should Be An Indian! Oh, oh, oh! Atlanta Braves style.

by Squanto 20 February, 2026

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The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.

Colloquialism:

I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.

by Fatlete 30 July, 2023

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Salivating lusty customers at brothels!

Colloquialism:

Lustomers be wantin' that brothel ass down in Pahrump.

by Pahrumps 26 June, 2023

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Atheism

Colloquialism:

The White Cancer of Atheism spread from the European Neanderthal's who through white people spread the fake theory of evolutionary lies to the entire world, infected the minds of people of color. Reading a secular textbook without divine inspiration does not supersede a holy inspired book known as the Bible. Because naturalism cannot accept the supernatural they are in a pigeonhold with evolutionary biology.

by Satan's Puppets 17 February, 2025

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Sikh false Religionists.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I don't hang out with Jabis. Falsers!

by Taliband 12 October, 2024

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Delusional women who got botox the first time thinking it would make them beautiful, and now they claim they are not being fake but original.

Colloquialism:

Botox Barbie so fake. Now, she thinks she is original. Botox Barbie is one fuckin' dumbass. Avoid.

by Loops 21 July, 2025

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The region across the Jordan River from Jericho where Israel invaded the land of Canaan in the book of Joshua.

Colloquialism:

Where's that shitty place those Israelites cross into Jordan from Jericho? Oh, I rememba called, "Shittim." Shittim must've been a smelly place by the name of it. Lots of shittimites from Shittim I guess, right?

by Dung Gate 25 November, 2024

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A baseball team that only loses.

Colloquialism:

Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.

by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025

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Definition:

The strong Caribbean culture that is present in Florida.

Colloquialism:

Mon, we dan no leave St. Lucia, cuz we already livin' de Floribbean life. None change meh patna, eatin' channa, curry goat, an' doubles in de slice of Miami Vice, rockin' ice, rollin' dice, eatin' brown Spanish rice.

by Whey De At? 20 August, 2024

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