Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

The most mediocre of them all.

Colloquialism:

There's nothing more mediocre than the new grants in the country. Mediocrates is bad at just about everything. Mediocrates is the worst scholar Aristotle's Academy at the Groves.

by Averagers 21 October, 2024

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Definition:

Acting engaged or attendance to an online meeting when in reality you don't care.

Colloquialism:

I put on the act of Pretendance for my online HOA meetings.

by Weebo 17 August, 2024

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Definition:

Reviewing social media to look for doom content to make you feel better about your life.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, I Doom Scroll at least once a week to make me feel better about all The Losers I encounter in life trying to bring me down on a continual basis.

by Bessy 17 August, 2024

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Definition:

Failed western model where women are treasured for being expensive trophy wives.

Colloquialism:

No, I'm not about that Prize Worship. I'm about companionship, love and loyalty. Prize Worship me!

by Nillionaire 12 February, 2025

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Definition:

Artists who write songs in devotion to false religious beliefs and fake gods.

Colloquialism:

Fuck, the Pagan Poets are at it again! Pagan Poets are singin' hymns to Abaddon. I saw me more Pagan Poets at Diwali. Dude, the Pagan Poets are rhyming to the devil. Why Pagan Poets think they singin' to God when they actually singin' to demon Baal?

by It's Just So Dumb! 4 July, 2024

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Definition:

Noticing myriads of indigents walking with their suitcases in major cities.

Colloquialism:

I live in Vegas, and notice all these indigent suitcase walkers everywhere. Suitcase Walker be stanky, need to take a bath!

by Stank Adams 28 September, 2023

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Definition:

When Jamaicans visit America with no money, claiming to only have 11 dollars, only deceiving and sucking the kindness of good hearted individuals.

Colloquialism:

A&M say, "God told us this is a faith journey. We only have 11 dollars!" I tell them, "Well, I got news for you, don't come to the USA with 11 dollars."

by Mockupedia 12 July, 2023

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Definition:

Paying back those that stole from you or getting back at the global government for controlling your life.

Colloquialism:

Revenging is what I do! Revengeful baby; Revenging is better than forgiveness! Hahaha.

by Payback is a Bitch! 6 September, 2024

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Definition:

The Averagers that work the 9-5 shift or Graveyarders. The working class folks. The employees of a company, not ownership.

Colloquialism:

There's all the fucking Ployees working at the casino! Real cool ployee.

by Unemployable 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

Sick dimented pedofilia organization in the 1970's that tried to make pederasty legal.

Colloquialism:

Sex with boys? Why the hell would the police not arrest every Nambla member?

by Advocacy 6 December, 2024

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