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Definition:

All your haters

Colloquialism:

How much hate is in the Hate Department? It depends on the state of your hate. Like the House of Representatives it is indicative of the population of your hate, and how many representatives serve on the Hate Department. All I know is the Hate Department is not showin' any love. Lots of secret haters working at the Hate Department.

by Hatred Love 30 November, 2023

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All the hate you give.

Colloquialism:

I just didn't realize there's so many Hative Americans in my country. Way too much hate! Where's the love?

by Unlikely Fandidates 17 November, 2025

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Colloquialism:

Brangelina broke up in 2016.

by Paparazzi 26 July, 2024

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Average at scamming.

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He's quite Scamateurish to to say The Least. Eldrick not very good at scamming I give him 2 out of 10 on the Scamateurish rating. Scamometer readout shows total scammer!

by Pikachoo 8 February, 2025

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Curly haireded weirdos that eerily remind you of Sideshow Bob in the comedy cartoon series: The Simpsons.

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More Sideshow Bob's everywhere I turn in Mulattoville. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Sideshow Bob! Sideshow Bob's always amuse me.

by Apu 2 August, 2024

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Canadians

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I would run for President of Cortes Condos and keep you John Cabot's in check, but that means I'd have to argue with people that never mattered in society, and I don't have enough bandwidth for unwinners. So I'll let you John Cabot's run Cortes Condos into the ground with more mismanagement and argue about the most trivial of things. Look mom, it's those John Cabot's!

by El Presidente 20 August, 2026

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The chapter doesn't exist.

Colloquialism:

Have you read Galatians 7? People be adding new chapters in the Bible like Galatians 7!

by Romans Noodles 12 December, 2024

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Gross overweight politician from Illinois.

Colloquialism:

JB Fatzer is a rather large man! Twinkies and donuts have shaped his political campaign's slogan, "I beat anorexia!"

by Gutfeld 5 February, 2025

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In real estate, a Buyer's Agent who offer biased advice to their client to get a higher commission.

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I'm a Liar's Agent, I don't cultivate relationships, what I do is drain people's wallets by getting a quick sale.

by Renovating 22 August, 2024

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Liberal leftist talking points by brainwashed idiots that will take 20 years to unlearn.

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The War Of Idiots part 3 is on fake news CNN. Talking to radicalized college students is impossible these days.

by Badly Figures 17 January, 2025

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