When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.
My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!
by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023
When a guy puts an ugly woman in the utility box.
She started getting clingy. Had to put her in the Friend Zone. Not cute enough! If a bitch tries to Friend Zone you, drop that snatch like a bad habit, put her on ice. Fuck that.
by Women Be Shopping 15 October, 2024
Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.
Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.
by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024
A baseball team that only loses.
Who's worse than the Bad News Bears? Loston Dead Sox are dead last in the pony league. The Loston Dead Sox have not won a game all year long. The Loston Dead Sox need get better at baseball quick.
by Coach Fails 15 February, 2025
LGBTQ Islamic Lies
Nuff stop the Nobama Hussein. Either God or the devil? Jus moh Nobama Hussein!
by God Deliver Us 16 October, 2024
White people with felonies.
My white nephew punched a guy out at a bar, now he's a Felony White like the rest. Felony Whites are everywhere but they hide in their white costumes, but I know they are still Felony Whites! Hahaha.
by So Criminal 10 August, 2023
Analogy for old fat women that have broke ass suitors making lame ass low bids on that 200,000 miler ass of a worthless honda civic.
That desperado Rhonda Civic is on her last legs at over 200,000 miles, and who would want to drive that old clunker to the car show? Sho no! Not me.
by Miles 22 September, 2023
When migrants are being shipped into the US cities during night.
I tell the undocumented migrants in my city why don't you go to Leaveland.
by New Grant City 27 October, 2024
Fictitious rapper named Imposter Rhythms who is worse than Lil Xanax.
Saw the Youtube short on Imposter Rhythms. Worse than anyone else I've ever seen ever.
by Exposing the Fakesters 24 August, 2024
Kleptomaniac
That super zero Klepto Man be stealing everyone's belongings.
by Thou Shalt Not Steal 15 November, 2023