Definition:
When women complain and act like little children who only want hand outs.
Colloquialism:
Tired of the Bitchery, this girl causin' misery. Oh Lord, I must leave this ditchery.
by Ditchery Loves Company 29 June, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
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Definition:
Banning Vanity
Colloquialism:
Hot damn, too many vain people at club Hakkasan; eat humble pie, and poof be gone Banity.
by Daniela Lopes 27 July, 2024
Definition:
A five year marriage lease with prenupt and code of conduct agreements attached in the addendum.
Colloquialism:
"Hot damn, found me a keeper! Now we roll out the 5 Year Marriage-Lease!" Ladies & Gentlemen, I give thee a new concept: The 5 Year Marriage-Lease, a renewable contract with options and bonuses based on the divorce draft rules of engagement, wifely marriage performance; fidelity, teamwork, and future partnership objectives!
by The New York Drafters 9 November, 2023
Definition:
Disposal income for wine, women, and song.
Colloquialism:
Forget the trust fund for my nepo babies, spending that Lust Fund before my heirs blow my hardwork and genius on drugs, booze, and hookers. you gotta have a Lust Fund when living in amsterdam.
by Van Damme These Bitches! 31 December, 2025
Definition:
The strong rebuttle Jim Calhoun is remembered for telling of a uncouth reporter Ken Krayeski
Colloquialism:
Not a Dime Back! That's all I can say.
by Jim Calhoun 1 September, 2024
Definition:
Atrocius experiences at airports, delays, cancellations, no vouchers.
Colloquialism:
Oh my goodness what do we got here? My flight was cancelled and I just waited nearly 7 hours while it was delayed. What an effing Flightmare! Flight U! WTF = What the flight? You can fight it or flight it, but I'm done with the Flightmare!
by Tarded Airports 8 May, 2025
Definition:
40 days of Fasting.
Colloquialism:
Ya wanna lose weight quick? Get on the Jesus Diet. Break your temptations in half with a 40 day fast! Jesus Diet worked for me! Jesus Diet, better than the Crack Diet! No side effects or addictions.
by Ron the Baptist 3 August, 2024
Definition:
Invasive Chinese Amazon wannabee.
by Prinve Alibaba 5 November, 2024
Definition:
Puff Daddy or P. Diddy - rapper, mogul, producer, power player, American icon, gay, drugs, sex trafficker, club shooter, felon, 20 years in prison.
Colloquialism:
What Pee Diddler, R. Felly, Epstein, and Weinstein got in common? Step-Predators! Oh, it's Pee Diddler, da Baby Oil Bandit - Mr. Freak Offs himself White Party Extraordinaire. Pee Diddler now on suicide watch at Rikers Island.
by Gross Disgusting Human Beings 23 September, 2024
Definition:
Female Monkey branchers who steal information on the tuck.
Colloquialism:
Delilah was a bitch! There needs to be a Delilah Law that ensure monkeybranchers like Eczema Girl don't steal my secret sauce. Stealin' recipe bitch.
by Lord Farquard 6 October, 2024
