Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Rejecting that which is an encroachment to your posterity.

Colloquialism:

Girl says, "I want to be more than friends." I say, "Not happening." Hello Susie, guess what? It's Not Happening!

by Really? 28 August, 2023

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When a woman says goodbye because a man didn't give her money for a cry of distress with a lie to deceive.

Colloquialism:

The girl from Djibouti gave me an Ultihatem when I didn't send her money through Remitly.

by Remitly Dudette Scam 23 July, 2025

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Definition:

The fuckin' chicks that dress like guys and have no damn clue what gender they are nor how to dress like a lady.

Colloquialism:

There's Clarisa on stage at church lookin' like dem Poorly Dressed Boys! All these Poorly Dressed Boys at church be scaring the hell out of me! Dress like a lady, damnit. Look like a woman, you Poorly Dressed Boys!

by What the Hell Happened? 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

On a mission to get laid.

Colloquialism:

We're at a club. it's definitely Mission Skin Possible. Women are showing out tonight!

by Dr. Love Wrong 27 December, 2025

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Definition:

The act of garrulos, loquacious, talkative speech.

Colloquialism:

There's always that one guy who can't stop Multieloquenting. "Nicole, please stop with the Multieloquenting."

by Talk Easy 11 September, 2023

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Definition:

Dominican Baseball player who bleached his skin to appeal to his insecurity and pride.

Colloquialism:

I knew Scammy Sosa was on PED's, and now he looks like a marshmellow. Scammy Sosa just gets weirder and weirder as he gets older and older. Scammy Sosa who are you foolin?

by Green Monster 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

The poor indigents living near the waste heap and sleeping on park benches.

Colloquialism:

I saw Poorest Dump squatting in Dumpland.

by Dumpany 28 May, 2024

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The fat guy at the pro ball game who thinks he's playing the game while taking Score even when there is a scoreboard.

Colloquialism:

I was at Las Vegas Ball Park and a Fatistician was in left field keeping Score.

by Fatlete 30 July, 2023

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Definition:

National Girlfriend's Day, August 1st.

Colloquialism:

NGD is on August 1st. The day when women gift each other purses and perfume.

by Girl Power 2 August, 2024

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A fake amendment that Joe Dimentia Biden thought he passed.

Colloquialism:

Did I really hear Joe Bye Done say he passed the 28th Amendment?

by Failed President 21 January, 2025

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