Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

An expression for obtaining the goods or unpacking the heat on a midnight summer's breeeze.

Colloquialism:

Loot or Shoot mafucka? Which one's it gonna be? We can do it the easy way or the hard way Loot or Shoot? I prefer the loot.

by Double Barrell 11 December, 2023

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Definition:

Gettin' all the sex.

Colloquialism:

Zak living the Layopoly Life. The rest are living in the Payopoly.

by La Vida Loca 6 June, 2024

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Definition:

Atheist agnostic scholar (Bart Ehrman) who is playing on the Devil's team.

Colloquialism:

Fart Error Man smells of agnostic atheism. Fart Error Man is so indeterminate his smelly religion of I Don't Know anything skepticism reeks like a New York sewer alley. Fart Error Man sells books on doubting Christ. What a terrible idea? Great living! Working for the enemy.

by Fart Error Man 8 October, 2023

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Definition:

Obsessive gay covetousness.

Colloquialism:

Dern Jealousexual everywhere wantin' what they don't deserve.

by Fraid Not 31 January, 2026

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Definition:

Love and hate mixed into one. The act of hating certain things about someone or something, while loving certain aspects as well.

Colloquialism:

When love's not available, hate is the next best thing. It's all Hatred Love at this point.

by Love Me Some Hate 7 September, 2023

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Definition:

Those that work at a Circus or Carnaval.

Colloquialism:

When I grow up, I'm going to join the Circus and be a Carny.

by T Rowe Price 4 August, 2024

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Definition:

Lazy non-workers. Usually, entitled rich people who have never had to work a day in their life.

Colloquialism:

No Biden's son is a workless hack! Rich and entitled equals workless! Workless white be barkin' out orders but I didn't sign up for that assignment.

by Get a Job! 17 August, 2023

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Definition:

Not the cartels, but the cops that stop you on the side of the road, try to confiscate your passport or driver license until you pay a fee.

Colloquialism:

The Hexican Crime Syndicate got me for 1000 pesos for holding my phone GPS in my hand. I really don't care about Sinaloa, more vexed about the Hex, the Hexican Crime Syndicate that stole my ID for money.

by Broken Tail Light 24 August, 2024

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Definition:

Thieves who steal packages

Colloquialism:

Hate that Porch Pirate! So low to steal packages from residents.

by Tow Rag 29 July, 2025

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