Definition:
The act of reading someone's messages, but not responding to the person via a text message, voice note, or call.
Colloquialism:
Hey Mac, why you Blue Ticking me!
by pronob sarker 5 July, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
People who think they are influencers when in reality nobody cares, and what they really doing is sinning up a storm of Sinfluence on judgment day.
Colloquialism:
Sinfluencers be sinfluencing like they be thinkin' they some kind of Sinfluencer on Instagram, when they only sinning for attention that nobody likes.
by Keepin' it Real 4 September, 2023
Definition:
Some motherfuckin' white guy comes to Africa, and claims the country is now his name.
Colloquialism:
White people be stealing everything. They steal country names like Rhodesia, people's names, they steal people's inventions, they steal your business, and they steal talent.
by Cecil Rhodes "Zimbabwe Dollar" 30 June, 2023
Definition:
All the made up lies a homeless girl tells you at Pioneer Square trying to get more money out of an unsuspecting passerby.
Colloquialism:
There's Pawnee Fables on the street corner lying to passerbys for more coin, smokes, and hash. "Hi, I'm Pawnee Fables, and my gerbal is sick, can you give me some money?" "Hi, I'm Pawnee and I need to go to Seattle, but I don't have any money, can I have yours?"
by Pawn Star 19 July, 2023
Definition:
Serial Killer Mexican-American
Colloquialism:
Aurora "Michael" needs to stop killing desperate old men looking for love. Extradite that bitch!
by Love Scam 24 February, 2025
Definition:
The guy that stays at home and does whatever he can to please his overbearing wife.
Colloquialism:
She got herself a Simp Daddy. Last thing I want to be is a Simp Daddy. I ain't no Simp Daddy. I'm da Pimp Daddy and my daughter's virginity is for sale at 3 million bucks when she turns 21.
by Daddy Simp 27 February, 2025
Definition:
Lotion that make you blacker when you out in the sun.
Colloquialism:
I don't that need that sun tan lotion, I need that Sun Black Lotion.
by Blacker the Berry 28 June, 2023
Definition:
Not being optimistic
Colloquialism:
My friend say be optimistic. I tell her more like Floptimistic.
by Ghooly 21 August, 2024
Definition:
Do Business Til I Come. "Do business till I come." (Luke 19:13)
Colloquialism:
Waiting on the return of the Lord, so all I can do is DBTIC. Gettin' that DBTIC until Yah make his way back to the Earth.
by Trader Raider 11 September, 2023
Definition:
The dumbest president in the history of the United States of America.
Colloquialism:
Joe Bye Dumb has no fucking clue what he is doing! Client of the deep state. Nobody respects Joe Bye Dumb. Just so dumb it hurts.
by Which Way Did It Go George? 3 November, 2023
