Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

That Guy named Jonathan who is so fucking lazy; his rooms smells awful, he does not do his homework, and sleeps all day with bad grades in school.

Colloquialism:

Hi Class, I'm Yawnathon. I sit in the back row and like to sleep all day. That's my favorite activity.

by Yawney 2 July, 2023

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A demon inpersonating an alien, in Scientology's creative fiction of their false religion. He is described as a planetary ruler some 70 million years ago who brought billions of Aliens to Earth and killed them with thermonuclear weapons.

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Pretty fuckin' ridiculous how Xenu the alien became the ruler of the Earth in a religion that was created in the 1960's! You shittin' me? Xenu that demon is part of Lientology's soteriology!

by Herd Immunity 7 October, 2023

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Women that love you but you don't love them.

Colloquialism:

Psycho louco is a Delusia Wife!

by Obsession 23 July, 2025

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A fake Brasilian.

Colloquialism:

There goes that Falsoleiro. Always wearing Brazilian gear like he's Brazilian and trying to speak shitty portuguese! Total Falsoleiro. Not a real Brazilian.

by The Falsoleiro 26 June, 2023

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New immigrants to the country that can’t speak English right, and are either eating off the system or bilking the money supply.

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Fuck The Grants just take everything. Man, I can't even recognize the country anymore, it's been Taken For Granted!

by Grant 26 June, 2023

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To marry height to create height for the progeny in athletics and modeling.

Colloquialism:

The whole point is to Breed Up, not breed down. You get that! People be breeding down, when you supposed to be breeding up.

by Progeny 19 September, 2023

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Saying thank you to a multiplicity of Franks.

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Franks!

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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The worst position in baseball.

Colloquialism:

Man, I feel sorry for That Guy! His girlfriend is one mean Bitcher. Would never want to live in that nappy dugout.

by Jugs Light Flight 3 June, 2024

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Fake Harlots

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Harlotans only dress like harlots, but they don't put out! I don't want Harlotans, too prude for me. Either give me the real thing (Harlot) or nothing at all.

by Harlots Web 5 June, 2025

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Ethiopians

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Yea, I married a Thopi once. Lot of Thopi blackjack dealers here at Casino's in Vegas. Thopi's everywhere in Adddis Abbaba.!

by Oman 13 July, 2024

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