Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Highly skilled in hacking.

Colloquialism:

Mitinick! Now, dat boi got Hacknowledge fuh real.

by Hacker City 22 August, 2024

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When your woman gives you sex for something that you did for her.

Colloquialism:

Josephine says, "Hey Shaka, I'll give you a Bedroom Payout if you do clean my roof gutter." Shaka responds, "I will accept the Bedroom Payout."

by Bed Work 14 July, 2023

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People who suck at rapping. Derived from the Rip Rap Shoals of Hampton, Virginia.

Colloquialism:

Cool it, they be Rip Raps, can't rap to save your life. Producer says, that's a wrap, rip up your rap, bunch of Rip Raps suck."

by Bad, Bad, Bad 6 August, 2024

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A defunct direct to sales acai beverage company lead by a bunch of white scammers who sold a pyramid scam.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I fell for the Monavie Pyramid Scheme in 2009. CEO Dallin Larsen is a scumbag. Total fraudster. Fuck you. I got played. Want my money back.

by Fruin 24 October, 2024

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Definition:

South Carolingian Georgian term for malevolent spirit or ghost.

Colloquialism:

Cracka Haint not done gone bite me. Grab meh garlic, silver, and Holy Watta to kill dem vampires.

by New Iberia Haints 10 February, 2026

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Folks you need to Avoid.

Colloquialism:

It's best we Avoid the Avoidables. There's Sharika! Avoid, she is totally Avoidable.

by Always Avoid 29 June, 2023

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A rich guy from London who has a whole of bunch of Quid (pound sterling).

Colloquialism:

I'm not in barney, like Fred Flinstone. No, I want to be like Mr. Quids London, the fat cat from England who is fully loaded with quid pound sterling.

by Dosh 10 August, 2023

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Definition:

A wise weed guy who knows how to manipulate women.

Colloquialism:

I'm a wheeza, know how to please her, only for the tease her, only give her weed tha, breakin' off me breeza her.

by Geeza Wheeza 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

Defining the amount of violence and crime in Chi-Town (Chicago).

Colloquialism:

What you call an Afghani living in Chicago these days? A Chiraqi! Lots of violence in Chiraq these days.

by Manute Bol 15 July, 2024

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Definition:

The act of not answering a text and blocking the number temporarily or permanently.

Colloquialism:

I Won't Answer; Only Block that stupid question of yours. Death threats? Won't Answer; Only Block!

by Asks Stupid Questions 23 July, 2024

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