Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A nickname for Florida coined by Coolie Mac.

Colloquialism:

Floribbea! Nuttin' more to say.

by Coolie Mac 31 August, 2024

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The study of the drug trade and it's economics.

Colloquialism:

El Chapo paid how much for that tunnel to be built under the US/Mexican boarder? What's the Drugonomics on that drug deal?

by Bob Druggins 7 September, 2023

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When a person is actually not guilty, but what they've done is not super criminal.

Colloquialism:

Is P. Diddy Sinnocent or Guilty?

by Criminati 27 November, 2024

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Screw them in tiny bits.

Colloquialism:

Puttin' the screws on your opposition. Screwtiny. Giving the royal screw. A screw job with elbow grease, and Duck Sauce.

by Low Wang 23 August, 2024

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The fake fortune tellers who read demonic tarot cards and perform occultic practices to steal money from their targets.

Colloquialism:

Poortune Sellers be making the dumb asses who use them broker and even more desperately lost. Damn Poortune Sellers lying teeth and selling future scams.

by Fake Lies 29 July, 2023

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Dead predators

Colloquialism:

Deadators gone to the guillotine.

by Gut Shot 12 October, 2023

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Artists who write songs in devotion to false religious beliefs and fake gods.

Colloquialism:

Fuck, the Pagan Poets are at it again! Pagan Poets are singin' hymns to Abaddon. I saw me more Pagan Poets at Diwali. Dude, the Pagan Poets are rhyming to the devil. Why Pagan Poets think they singin' to God when they actually singin' to demon Baal?

by It's Just So Dumb! 4 July, 2024

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Fictitious Law Firm that denies plaintiffs allegations with perjury, and thinks they are the head honcho of disputes by never acknowledging wrong.

Colloquialism:

How embarrasing it must be to work for Smell & Killmer. They smell because they are ugly hearted people, they kill your complaint with white lies because they empty soulless creatures. I got a letter from Smell & Killmer. The denied allegations instead of offering settlement. Now, I have to make them look stupid at Discovery.

by Jury for the Plaintiff 30 October, 2025

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Saying the English phrase "no way" and the Spanish phrase "no bueno" in tandem to create a new linguistic portmanteau in the 21st century.

Colloquialism:

Coolie Mac is one linguistic king, like No Wayno that just happened? Serious? No Wayno can't believe she said that? No Wayno!

by Juno Beach 29 October, 2024

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Idiots, dumbasses, and morons.

Colloquialism:

I didn't ask you to fuck up. you fucked up without my permission miss House Of Tards. yea, i been to that neighborhood. it's a House Of Tards.

by Yard Work 7 January, 2026

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