Definition:
Ned Flanders kind of candy ass brand of Christianity.
Colloquialism:
Sorry, not into Whiteanity. No, fuck that. Spare me the nonesense.
by Ned Flanders 29 June, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
Some middle-class white chick who is super entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal, and always calls the manager.
Colloquialism:
There goes Karen on aisle 8 now wanting the manager because the beans are not stacked right in the row. Karen is in the park calling the cops on black folks for no good reason. Damn, these Karen's are total arrogant bitches.
by Anonymous 26 June, 2023
Definition:
When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.
Colloquialism:
I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.
by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025
Definition:
Expression for having little money. Not the 8'11" guy.
Colloquialism:
I used to have a lot of money but now I'm Robert Wadlow, my cash wad's been robbed. Dude, I'm Robert Wadlow, no money. She drained my bank account.
by Love Payments 27 April, 2025
Definition:
Getting repressed or blocked by people.
Colloquialism:
Block tactics. Feeling The Great Repression right now. Lots of hate. Captain Block wrote a book on The Great Repression!
by Arrive of Generative AI 24 July, 2025
Definition:
A fast mistake. when something bad happens real quick.
Colloquialism:
Whoops close! that had to happen like that? whoops close it wudn't right.
by Floribbea 25 November, 2025
Definition:
Sikhs, Jabis, and all the groups of people that wear Turbans.
Colloquialism:
Preachin' to the urban community is tapped out. Now, I'm movin' to the innercity Turban Communities. Global Vision 2025: Turban Communities. Oh yea, I met a whole bunch of Turban Outfitters last week at the mall. Smelled awful.
by Zaidy Paki 6 October, 2024
Definition:
The wonderful enjoyments of life.
Colloquialism:
Why be so serious, stiff or die frustrated when you can have some Prodigal Fun?
by Son Dialed 6 August, 2023
Definition:
The act of pick pocketing like the famous Pick Pocketeer Mary Frith.
Colloquialism:
If you decide to live a life of street crime you gots to do it right like Mary Frith, and Cutpurse do be a legit Pick Pocketeer.
by Pock Pocketeer 9 August, 2024
