Definition:
King's Seat at the dinner table.
Colloquialism:
I got da Kang's Seat at the top of the dinner table. The Dinner Winner got the Kang's Seat.
by Dinner Winner 6 July, 2024
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
The corrupt Jewish Mammon lovers of NY.
Colloquialism:
Where are you from? I'm from Jew York! I didn't actually earn my money, no I got my money from Uncle Goldberg who cut me a billion dollars from his hedge fund. That's Jew York for you!
by Jew Yorker 13 July, 2023
Definition:
The new generation of quacks.
Colloquialism:
Gen Z knows what time it is: drugs, vapes, gaming apps, feminism, transgender, badvertisements, Yolo, fomo, homo, and mo ho.
by Sux 4 Life 27 July, 2024
Definition:
Jealous, arrogant, adultering, ignorant and petty misabuse of female power to entrap Joseph in a web of deceit, his Egyptian imprisonment with slanderous untruth.
Colloquialism:
Lot's of Potiphar's Wife out there trying to cougarize young men, committing adultery, and lying to save their old ugly arse in the legal system.
by Lies 4 a Living 2 August, 2024
Definition:
Conflict of Interest; where a judge presiding your case is friends with the opposing defendant's family.
Colloquialism:
Found out that Judge Andrew P. Gordon was a partner at McDonald Carano Wilson LLP. The same firm that Anthony L Carano worked at. It's called conflict of interest my friends where the judge presiding your discrimination case is also good friends with the Defendant and worked in their law firm. That Gordon Recuse!
by Bonavito vs. Harvard 30 October, 2025
Definition:
Stealing of cryptocurrency by online hackers.
Colloquialism:
Tons of Pig Butchering happening on the internet. Protect your crypto.
by Cryptometer 18 August, 2024
Definition:
Having big families but not going anywhere in life. The stalemate of a fast mating rate halving to zero dividend payouts.
Colloquialism:
You know the greatest irony? I call it the Lackrifice, when people be having kids quick, claiming we love each other so much, but making you front the bill. No! I didn't sign up for the Lackrifice on the alter of bad family choices.
by Choices 18 August, 2023
Definition:
The artificial gulf between an author's wit, and a recipients inability to understand.
Colloquialism:
No matter how many times I tell the joke the Sarchasm is too wide to bridge between the hearers.
by Sports Vetting 27 July, 2024
Definition:
Showing out. When any person of black heritage can show off their financial credentials.
Colloquialism:
It's da Sambo In The Lambo, lookin' sweet delicious mango, drinkin' frozen colada pino. Look, dat niggarette wit da Sambo In The Lambo, though, she looking fine like the city OhLando doin' here thing groovin' the rumba and the mambo, oh my damn though!
by Good Looks 9 August, 2024
Definition:
Submissive people who gain pleasure in giving money to financial domination.
Colloquialism:
And I thought incels were fucked up? Now, its the next set of losers who can't get a bitch. Name dem Pay Pigs. Submissive losers that pay women to drain their wallet. Where is the world going?
by Findom Mistress 20 January, 2026
