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Bitter

Colloquialism:

Sourful, I'm bitter bout the situation. What can I do? It's a Sourful situation, like chewing the bitter pill.

by Chew on This 15 August, 2024

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Distractions. People that are delusional and are on the Wrong Side Of History.

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Lots of Siders who are not in the tradition and have no clue what they are doing in life. Instagram is about 99% Siders, but free peak of that ass, okay I'll give it a shake. Fuckin' Siders.

by Inside Man 20 July, 2025

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The 90% of society that just don't matter. Not going anywhere in society.

Colloquialism:

In the wide world of crazy, unfortunately, there's a whole bunch of Don't Matters out there.

by Jaded Distractions 23 July, 2024

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The Pharaoh who tells you to shut up!

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"I'm Pharaoh Shotep and yall need to shut the f up!" Just do what I say! I'm Pharaoh Shotep, now shut up! Make more bricks! Build me my pyramid. Let's go Pithom and Ramses; you're weaklings! You are not leaving Egypt! No fucking way!

by Kmat 13 December, 2023

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Gunman at the Trump Assassination attempt in Pennsylvania.

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Matt Who Crooks is one crooked white devil. That Crazy Cracka Matt Who Crooks be killin' folks, thank God he's crooked path sent him off the earth.

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Habitually doing an activity only for a short time because it is a temporary fad.

Colloquialism:

Girl's got Fad Habits but once she stops she'll return to her old self.

by Habitual Liar 5 July, 2023

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An untalented wannabe at the sports contests.

Colloquialism:

There's whitey messing it all up. Your benched whitey. Whitey be sucking like everytime.

by Whitey Fuckin' Sucks 29 June, 2023

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Dirty street food with flies buzzing in them.

Colloquialism:

And the country with the most Fly Slop goes to the land of flies and cockroaches that wonderful country called Sindia.

by Baba Meat 11 November, 2025

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The premium database for single eligible divorced relationship makers.

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Bektoria got divorced. Now she's on the Divorced Draftboard; she's my number 1 draft pick for the Divorce Draft.

by Eligible Bachelor 14 September, 2023

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The frustration you feel when being used by a friend that wants you to pick up their son-in-law at midnight who is not even their biological kid, but somehow your friend thinks it makes perfect sense because you are not an uber driver!

Colloquialism:

Hello, do I look like an uber driver? Not an uber driver here! I am not your fucking chauffeur. Go hire a real uber driver!

by pronob sarker 8 July, 2023

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