When absconders from the empire flee to other parts of the world.
My boy Tex from Houston - Katy committed a felony; man jumped ship on a one-way ticket to Hawaii. No extradition! Where I'm from we call dat "Scondas Paradise." Boi look at dem scondas on de isle from Zuela right here in Trinidad & Tobago.
by Coolie Mac 25 September, 2023
King's Seat at the dinner table.
I got da Kang's Seat at the top of the dinner table. The Dinner Winner got the Kang's Seat.
by Dinner Winner 6 July, 2024
The frustration you feel when being used by a friend that wants you to pick up their son-in-law at midnight who is not even their biological kid, but somehow your friend thinks it makes perfect sense because you are not an uber driver!
Hello, do I look like an uber driver? Not an uber driver here! I am not your fucking chauffeur. Go hire a real uber driver!
by pronob sarker 8 July, 2023
Getting repressed or blocked by people.
Block tactics. Feeling The Great Repression right now. Lots of hate. Captain Block wrote a book on The Great Repression!
by Arrive of Generative AI 24 July, 2025
The burdensome Tax Man. The GOV claiming he needs the people's money for repairs when it's complete theft, a government scam, and lies.
Uncle Scam can print billions of dollars than why he need my coin? Answer: Cuz he don't! What Uncle Scam and Satan got in common? Pure thievery! Uncle Scam and Biden's 87,000 IRS agents need to go fuck themselves. Uncle Scam ain't my uncle, I only know Dow Dividend and Jonny Commissions. There's a reason Matthew the Tax Collector was hated because he worked for Uncle Scam!
by Absconder's Paradise 22 September, 2023
A fake religion started by the white cult leader Joseph Smith.
Nope, not into Nephi, Book of Poorman, Poormanism cult, spirit children, and all the lies of the LDS.
by Bank of Utah 10 September, 2024
A heavily popularized festival that never happened.
Yea, I know the story about the FYRE Unfestival that never effing happened. Total scam!
by Scammer's Paradise 10 August, 2024
Atheist agnostic scholar (Bart Ehrman) who is playing on the Devil's team.
Fart Error Man smells of agnostic atheism. Fart Error Man is so indeterminate his smelly religion of I Don't Know anything skepticism reeks like a New York sewer alley. Fart Error Man sells books on doubting Christ. What a terrible idea? Great living! Working for the enemy.
by Fart Error Man 8 October, 2023
The doctor site that makes you think the worst is happening.
It's like when you got a headache, so check WebMD and find you're dying.
by Funtusticle 1 September, 2024
The barbie bitches that don't think you can take videos of them on public beaches when the rights of publicity are granted to the owner of their photography irrespective of a Feministas egotism.
I was strolling the boardwalk of Copacabana, minding my own fucking business shooting some personal photography and videos when the feminista nazi bitches pulled out there cameras and assaulted me. Read the law you morons!
by Strolling Minding My Business 11 August, 2023