Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Exactly

Colloquialism:

He married a bitch with 3 kids, total cuck! Zactly my dawg...wtf...was he thinkin? Simp society. Weak B.S.

by Nuttin' Else 14 November, 2025

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Metal bat baseball

Colloquialism:

Folks in college jus' playin' Fakeball not real baseball. Baseball is played with a wood bat, not a metal bat. Fakeball sux.

by Fakeball Players 27 February, 2026

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The act of raising your cell phone in such a posture to stay incognito of the fact you are texting someone else in the presence of your companion.

Colloquialism:

Was on a dinner date with Victoria and all she was doing was Texturizing while we had dinner. I had to texturize after the sexercise because hottie alert was blowing up my phone.

by Two Way Pager 22 September, 2023

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When black people be gettin' a tan out in the hot son.

Colloquialism:

Brotha be Blue Blackin' gettin' that tan like every week.

by Blue Blacker 28 June, 2023

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Desire to grow up and be a better bitch.

Colloquialism:

Za game plan? Get Ambitchious and never quit the hustle fussel. She's annoying and super Ambitchious!

by Granny Spills 30 December, 2025

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Definition:

Spitefully in agreement.

Colloquialism:

Lessee owes me money and says "duly noted," I write "Cruelly Noted."

by Lessor 28 August, 2023

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Hadji in the cartoon Jonny Quest.

Colloquialism:

Actually like Hadji, always be saving Jonny Quest like the Turban Man he is. Turban Man to the rescue!

by Hadji 13 October, 2024

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Nillionaire Contractors that have no clue how to make pools.

Colloquialism:

Huckster "Bad Pool Builder" wsell pools that will not pass code.

by Heitmen 17 August, 2024

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High crime area Lauderhill in Ft. Lauderjail.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I drove through Lauderkill and seems like people is always fightin' in de streets. You want watermelon and biscuits lets chow down at the park in Lauderkill.

by Tamiami 9 May, 2025

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Definition:

The companies that overload your phone on Social Greedia with so many click ads.

Colloquialism:

I hate Sadvertisers! I don't want ads. Leave me alone! Vai embora!

by Falsoleiro 14 September, 2023

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