Definition:
Portmanteau for contradictory and retarded.
Colloquialism:
That's so Contarded my bro. Talk about the most Contarded statement I've heard in a long long time.
by Quantiplier 31 July, 2024
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Definition:
The opposite of Temu's shopping like a billionaire sound bite.
Colloquialism:
I'm "Shopping Like A Nillionaire" in Makoko, Nigeria. Shopping Like A Nillionaire at the South China Mall.
by K-192 Flea Market 2 April, 2025
Definition:
Professional Christians who get a salary to serve God.
Colloquialism:
There goes those Paid Christians telling me what to do, and gettin' big bucks from the offering plate. Damn, I am mean I know we need professional Christians, but can some people just do some effacing work for real?
by Paid Christian 26 June, 2023
Definition:
Police.
Colloquialism:
Was driving under the speed limit, but the racist PoPo still stopped me anyways!
by Innocent Driver 28 June, 2023
Definition:
Ron Artest
Colloquialism:
Is Metta World Peace still fightin' fans in the stands? Did Metta World Peace get his anger under control? Heard Metta World Peace is at Green Acres gettin' that anger resolved.
by Mark Zuckerberg 10 November, 2024
Definition:
Theft with a sexual connotation to it.
Colloquialism:
Why would you buy land from a shell company with two Italian shareholders? Sounds like an Italian Job to me, total scam. You mean the trumpeter Luciano Invernizzi's in on it?
by Syracuse 18 March, 2025
Definition:
Dumb ass white liberal women who speak negatively about men like David, Solomon, or Abraham.
Colloquialism:
Damn, just saw another weak ass video featuring those lame ass "Sex Fighters" stopping another man of color from the rendezvoux at about two. The "Sex Fighters" fight about about having sex. The whole point is to make love, be merry, and enjoy life not living in squalor, misery, and sexless repression.
by Dunkin' Donutz 6 August, 2023
Definition:
Heavy drug use in the Northwest.
Colloquialism:
Everytime I fly to Snortland, I see the snorters under the Burnside Bridge.
by Snortland Pokester 1 July, 2023