Dominican Baseball player who bleached his skin to appeal to his insecurity and pride.
I knew Scammy Sosa was on PED's, and now he looks like a marshmellow. Scammy Sosa just gets weirder and weirder as he gets older and older. Scammy Sosa who are you foolin?
by Green Monster 9 August, 2024
N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.
Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!
by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025
Not For Long!
by Injury Update 29 August, 2024
Women
A brood of vipers that lie at every turn to satisfy their venomous desire to strike a man's pride that is the proverbial Serial Liars known as the female species.
by Imspector Gadget 2 October, 2024
Hadji in the cartoon Jonny Quest.
Actually like Hadji, always be saving Jonny Quest like the Turban Man he is. Turban Man to the rescue!
by Hadji 13 October, 2024
When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.
My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!
by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023
When a software founder hits a home run with a winning idea.
Wa la, Comment Buy is a perfect Saas. Where I'm from we call that a "Founder Pounder!"
by Finding Nemo 19 August, 2024
Minnesota somali daycare center scam.
The Paycare Center Collective stole billions.
by Tim Waltz 30 December, 2025
When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.
I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.
by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025