Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Introduced mark-to-market accounting fraud with the Enron scandal. (Jeff Skilling).

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Thank God that motherfucker Jeffrey Unskilling was federally indicted for his account crimes in the Enron scandal, and served 12 years of jail time.

by Ken Lay 18 August, 2024

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Post Triumphant Sex Do-order

Colloquialism:

After my divorce I got PTSD - Post Triumphant Sex Do-order! It's been great. Love my PTSD. I feel great.

by Austin Powers 2 August, 2025

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The act of trying of being bullish, beligerant, and arrogant to clear a pathway for your kid in athletics.

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Damn, those coaches be Lavarring now! Can you stop Lavarring and be a decent person in society? Man, I just got lavarred by that dumb ass parent at the 24 hour fitness the other day.

by Ball is Life 13 July, 2023

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Deepfakes are essentially manipulated media where AI is used to replace the face or voice of one person with that of another, or to make someone say or do something they did not.

Colloquialism:

Imagine a person were to use a Deepfake your image and likeness and act as you. How would you feel?

by Reality Bites 8 April, 2025

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Folks you need to Avoid.

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It's best we Avoid the Avoidables. There's Sharika! Avoid, she is totally Avoidable.

by Always Avoid 29 June, 2023

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The Spirit of God in your life who will never leave you nor forsake you.

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Christ sticks closer than a brother, that's why I love the Homie Spirit, be lookin' out for me at all times. Reggie got the dope, the crystal, and white lines, but I got the Homie Spirit.

by High Times 6 September, 2023

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Low literacy, FGM, violent religious pagan fanaticism, and a poor education.

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Yea, they live in Backwardsville down on the Hudson River.

by Who Done It? 27 October, 2024

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The Least valuable player. Someone who thinks they are great but they suck, yet they really think they are something special.

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Sarita is an LVP. Girl should stick to coding, can't make a bucket if she tried. He's not an MVP; more like an LVP. Sorry Humphrey, the only trophy we have left is the LVP. Humphrey says, "I gladly accept."

by All Star 25 July, 2023

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Gettin' pussy on demand.

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He plays shortstop for the Yankees, that position will earn him a lot of Tommy Hilfinger with that.

by Money Works 30 July, 2024

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Duplicitious fraudulent deception. Fraud.

Colloquialism:

Cozenage is real. Pertaining to the disinformational strong delusion of falsehood in the end times. Tired of the Cozenage! Can someone tell me something I never heard before like Cozenage.

by Fraudney King 11 September, 2023

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