Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Minor or trivial problems in developed nations.

Colloquialism:

My waterbed has a leak. Oh well, just a First World Problem. No big deal. Wouldn't want a third world problem!

by Whoa Nelly 29 June, 2024

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Definition:

Judge presiding over P. Diddy's case.

Colloquialism:

Does Judge Subramaniac know how to speak English?

by Moppy 20 November, 2024

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Definition:

Coolies.

Colloquialism:

Saw me "Girmit" photos of those coolies off the ship.

by Indentured 10 September, 2023

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Definition:

The idea of gettin' yours while mocking the enemy.

Colloquialism:

Take, Battle & Troll.

by Kia 15 September, 2024

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Definition:

When old women talk at restaurants about the guilty feelings of not being everything for their childen.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm just tryin' to eat my tacos but had to overhear the Maternal Guilt of the grannies talkin' about why they feel they coudn't add up.

by Unreasonable Conscience 26 August, 2024

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Definition:

Cool Person; named after the branded AC refridgidaire.

Colloquialism:

Hey Coolerator! Like Mike, you a smooth operator. Sup Coolerator? Now, dats a Coolerator. He cold mon, da Coolerator. Fridge can't outcool this Coolerator.

by Ice Tunes 10 February, 2026

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Definition:

The Pharaoh who tells you to shut up!

Colloquialism:

"I'm Pharaoh Shotep and yall need to shut the f up!" Just do what I say! I'm Pharaoh Shotep, now shut up! Make more bricks! Build me my pyramid. Let's go Pithom and Ramses; you're weaklings! You are not leaving Egypt! No fucking way!

by Kmat 13 December, 2023

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Definition:

Chronically absent guys who don't attend class like 34 to 40 times a year. Truants.

Colloquialism:

Teacher says, "What's up my Dudents? Thanks for missing class again!"

by Maestro 1 September, 2023

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Definition:

Expensive food, small portions. Not appetizing. Waiters lie. Huge gratuity restuarants

Colloquialism:

Fuckin' "less-u-rants!" Everytime I order a food item at this resturant, it's like a gazillion dollars and like the tiniest smallest gourmet hors d'oeuvre. Damn, I came to eat for real, not cheat on my appetite at a "less-u-rant!" "Less-u-rants" be suckin! We ain't at a restaurant, but at a less-u-rant!

by Cheatin' On My Appetite 18 September, 2023

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Definition:

Typically critical

Colloquialism:

You divorced to so why be so Typocritical?

by K. Diddly 20 November, 2024

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