Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

White supremacist form of Christianity that maintains white power structures.

Colloquialism:

Yea, and Jesus wudn't white, so did The Whiteanity Religion become your religion? I don't believe in that garbage pale!

by Whitewashed Tombs 9 November, 2025

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When your government officials just let all the illegals take for the granted the system.

Colloquialism:

All these "grants" now living in the country are taking for granted what everyone else worked so hard to build over the centuries.

by Grant 26 June, 2023

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Definition:

Ohio State QB with a major gambling addiction and incarceration.

Colloquialism:

So you won the first time, don't do an Art Schlicter and waste your millions on a gambling addiction and go to jail for it.

by Anita Barney 31 January, 2025

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Definition:

Evil women who use men only for money, and only bring drama into a relationship.

Colloquialism:

There's that gold digga Anna Nicole Smith bilking Howie for 475 million.

by Howie Marshall 2 July, 2023

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Definition:

To eject from a bar. To exit. To leave the situation quick.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I'mma have to 86 you if you lose that ass. 86 that! Dude, she 86 me.

by Fastly Gone 21 August, 2024

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A demon inpersonating an alien, in Scientology's creative fiction of their false religion. He is described as a planetary ruler some 70 million years ago who brought billions of Aliens to Earth and killed them with thermonuclear weapons.

Colloquialism:

Pretty fuckin' ridiculous how Xenu the alien became the ruler of the Earth in a religion that was created in the 1960's! You shittin' me? Xenu that demon is part of Lientology's soteriology!

by Herd Immunity 7 October, 2023

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Definition:

Saying something very uncomfortable.

Colloquialism:

She's so Cringe that she mixes up ketchup and relish like it's icing on a cake.

by Jonathan S. 8 July, 2023

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A disturbing fake technology whereby a person would have to go under anesthesia to implant bluetooth into the back of their ear.

Colloquialism:

Don't call me, I'll call you! I'm out. Not wearing the Ionic Ear implant, you crackpot.

by Darren Johnson 28 August, 2024

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Definition:

When fans are asked to participate during half time shows or the 7th innning stretch only to trip and fall during their dismal performances.

Colloquialism:

Triptafan look et'em wipe out. You mean the amino acid protein? Nah. The game of Triptafan happens all the with sports spectators.

by Spectrometer Read Outs 7 April, 2025

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Definition:

Escort

Colloquialism:

Scorts suck. Whether it be a low class Scort or a high class Scort. I ain't got no time foh dem hookas.

by Scorty Thieves 23 July, 2024

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