Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

When you find yourself in the precarias situation of paying for everything.

Colloquialism:

Thought dis was monopoly but I'm gettin' screwed in the Payopoly. I don't play Payopoly only Playopoly, Monopoly, and Layopoly.

by Payless 22 January, 2024

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Satan's AI Technorati evilly enslaving the world into the Mark of the Beast System.

Colloquialism:

Mark of the Beast System is upon us and Satan's Technorati are using AI for a Slave New World, just chip my forehead or hand, I'll be glad to live in the Tribulation and suffer for nothing!

by Jacob's Trouble 16 August, 2024

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Definition:

Idiots on display

Colloquialism:

Television shows the Display Vidiots lookin' real dumb on CCTV.

by Ridiot Central 16 November, 2025

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Fictional planet writers who talk about the eventual failed mission to mars.

Colloquialism:

Wow, if Faturn and Stupider chime in again Wacko Jacko won't be able to do the Moon Walk, while secretely raping kids at Never Never Land.

by Blue Origin 31 May, 2025

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Definition:

Reading literature to you calm your nerves.

Colloquialism:

Go read a Calmanac! Settle down young Kwame, here, look see, read a Calmanac. Nigga, you need a Calmanac!

by Mockupedia 14 June, 2024

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A "Nepo Baby" (short for "nepotism baby") refers to a child of a famous or influential parent, particularly in the entertainment industry, who is perceived to have benefited from their parent's connections and status in gaining their own success.

Colloquialism:

Coi Leray, definitely a Nepo Baby like the rest! Girls ain't players, nope.

by Benzino 25 May, 2025

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Definition:

Funny term for a quote on quote white person.

Colloquialism:

Sup Opie. Wud up Opie.

by Dub Step 9 August, 2024

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Definition:

Doing the freak. Sexin'.

Colloquialism:

Met me a Baddie at the club last night, we went home did the Bone Dance into the wee hours of the night.

by pronob sarker 27 June, 2023

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Definition:

Not respectable humans

Colloquialism:

Was walking at the park and came across Annie the drug addict, twitching on meth, and scratching her smelly course hair. Total Disrespectables loitering at the park after curfew.

by Despicable Me 1 August, 2024

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Not just Christian but by the Book.

Colloquialism:

Damn, was on vacation havin' the time of my life and came across a Ultra Christian, you know the one's that have no fun. I had to flee. Hahaha.

by Free Palestine 25 January, 2025

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