Definition:
Some weirdo who has the name Beckham and Victoria in their name.
Colloquialism:
Parents named her after Posh and Becks! What a fucking mistake?
by Anonymous 26 June, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
When new recruits get on stage of mega churches believe they have ascended to the top of the Spiritual Olympics in choir or Christian performance band.
Colloquialism:
I'm on stage at my mega church. Now, I'm number one in the Spiritual Olympics. I'm Pastor So-So, that means I've ascended to first place in the Spiritual Olympics.
by Singer 21 October, 2024
Definition:
A swiss real estate agent living in the Dominican Republic who lies that she has more buyers to force you to make a decision on buying real estate.
Colloquialism:
Skeeza Con Teresa says, "Mark, you need to act quick because there's three other buyers who are going to look at the property." Mark says, "Skeez Con Teresa be at it again!"
by Wheeza 2 July, 2023
Definition:
Pagan Heathen Counter.
Colloquialism:
Did you invent it? Invent what? Oh, are you referring to the Paganometer? Yea, fucking course. Heathens need statistics too! Show no love to dem Pagans. Count it up.
by EvangoStatia 9 May, 2025
Definition:
Online mock dictionary in Brazilian Portuguese. Zoa means to mock in Portuguese.
Colloquialism:
Zoapedia means to mock absurdity in the Portuguese language with a Brazilian twist.
by Mocky Robinson 9 August, 2024
Definition:
The white guy that always loses at everything.
Colloquialism:
Hey, it's the token white guy - Rick Loss. Let's play a sport Rick Loss and he will lose so we can win.
by Mockupedia 11 April, 2024
Definition:
N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.
Colloquialism:
Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!
by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025
Definition:
Deported Mexicans living in Mexican border towns who can't return to the States.
Colloquialism:
There's a lot of Mexican'ts in Tijuana! The dude was like I was living in the USA, but I got deported! If you're a Mexicant, unfortunately are not going to get a second chance.
by Last of the Mohicans 23 July, 2023
Definition:
The white papparazzi guys that taken photos of you everywhere you go when you famous.
Colloquialism:
NaziRazzis be following me everywhere. NaziRazzi always taken photos of my ugliest sides.
by Photographer 19 September, 2023
