Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

N = R∗ × fp × ne × fl × fi × fc × L = failed equation that doesn't actually prove terrestrial civilizations, but is purely a conjecture.

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Fucking joke? Drake's Equation? Morons didn't learn anything from Fermi's Paradox? Where are they? If lifeforms outside of Earth existed, than why have they not visited us? More psychotic white atheists on lunatic missions to Mars wasting trillions!

by Psycho White Guys Rule 16 May, 2025

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Some town in Colombia that sounds like the word ham and the country of Burundi.

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Negra Mina got nice cholado and raspado down there in Jamundi.

by Going back to back to Cali, Cali 20 September, 2023

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A country that nobody cares about.

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Bo Livia is not where I'm going! Hahaha. Where's Machu Picchu? Oh wrong country I was thinking Peru, Bo Livia!

by I Don't Know? 2 November, 2023

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The grossly overweight Linkedin Founder.

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Greed Hoffman is all about that "California Forever."

by Sean White 30 September, 2024

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Shelitha Robertson: scamming the government for 15 million in fraud loan hoax.

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Shelitha Rob-A-Ton stole like 15 million, but caught, now servin' 7 years in da slammer!

by Pink Book Lessons 14 August, 2024

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The sad pathetic attempts advertisers make to brainwash the public.

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Blokes on Youtube put out moronic Sadvertisements to make you trust in the fakisms.

by Fakery Bakery 21 July, 2023

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People from the Stan countries (ie Turkmenistan, Afghanistan, Pakistan).

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Oh shit, more Stanis in the country now! Let's get them some deodorant.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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A girl with so many debts she wants you to pay for it.

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Vanessa Bills from Jamaica wanting me to pay for her college tuition, and then some!

by Bill Collector 2 July, 2023

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Islamic Mosque named after Billionaire Elon Musk.

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Elon Mosque! Never heard of that one before.

by Shah of Iran 4 May, 2025

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A dusty DJ from Washington, holding it out down for dust pans, peddlers, and provocateurs.

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Yep, my cousin' is DJ Pandust! Waitin' for a hit. Wait, is it DJ Pandust or DJ Panrust? I'm not sure.

by Jokemon 25 August, 2024

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