Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

A curse meaning so much effort exerted for nothing.

Colloquialism:

Ah, Fuck Sweat! I did all of that for nothing. What nigga? We walked 3 hours to see an itty bitty water fall in the blazing heat? Fuck Sweat! This blows. I'm outta here.

by Cussing is Habit 5 March, 2025

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Mohammed is not a real prophet but a false prophet.

Colloquialism:

Nohammed is the name of a false prophet in Islam who is an imposter and deceiver. Nohammed is the blasphemer. Uh, Nohammed! Duh, Nohammed!

by Jesus is Yahweh 8 December, 2023

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Great basketball player who is always injured, and never plays for the LA Clippers.

Colloquialism:

Kahwi Injury Leonard missed 179 of possible 435 games and is still sidelined indefinitely! What game does this guy play? Basketball or Crutches? Kahwi Injury Leonard be think'n the more games I miss, the more money I make! Perfect business strategy.

by Loss Angeles 25 October, 2024

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Gross nepotism in the synogogue amongst the Mammon Bankers.

Colloquialism:

The board comprised of all Jews voted on the Jewstice System.

by Judge Allred 12 November, 2024

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When your phone carrier suspects an incoming call is a potential scam.

Colloquialism:

Oh yea, i be gettin' Scam Likely every month from the forgettables. There's nothing to like about That Guy Scam Likely.

by Likely Brothas 17 January, 2025

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To peter out in such a way you deny your association with a so called notable figure or to go under the radar, Iike Simon Peter in his denial of Jesus.

Colloquialism:

Simon Petering is a common phenomena when you can get implicated in a federal court hearing.

by Bethesda Tribune 29 September, 2024

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Homeless guys with smelly hair and lice.

Colloquialism:

Hey, Vanilla Lice is on stage at the LA homeless shelter.

by Lynard Skinnard 9 August, 2024

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Faster. The person whose gifting is prayer and fasting.

Colloquialism:

Some iz de Rasta, and some iz de Pastor, but a good church has a whole bunch of Fastas.

by Pray it up 26 September, 2023

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Definition:

Not paying rent and getting the eviction notice.

Colloquialism:

Listen up yall. If you pay the rent you don't get the eviction notice, and get Eviction Note Anxiety. These EBT chicks be getting Eviction Note Anxiety and posting it on the Tok.

by Orlando Miner 14 July, 2025

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Definition:

Buyer's, off takers, purchasers, consumers, clients, customers, listeners, readers, viewers, subscribers, etc...

Colloquialism:

Consumerville is the city that only buys. While Producerville is the city that manufactures.

by Squibb 29 August, 2024

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