Definition:
People who shit so big they clog the toilet.
Colloquialism:
Yo I used to play baseball with a guy named Lamby who shit so big the toilet would get clogged, talk about a strange case of Elephantshititis.
by Watch Out 7 September, 2023
Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary
Mockupedia is written by you.
Definition:
A country-western accent or the act of being fake.
by Mawkish Sap 20 August, 2024
Definition:
To throw talk of God out the door.
Colloquialism:
My pure frustration leads to Deifenestration.
by Atheism Lost 27 July, 2024
Definition:
False prophecies; false prophets.
Colloquialism:
Meh not sho wat dat mon sayin' but he speakin frum de Unholy Lible, readin" straight frum Rebelations 6:66.
by Unprophetic Speakers 28 August, 2025
Definition:
Somali scammers.
Colloquialism:
And the new crime syndicate in the americas are the Scamolians! that fuckin' scamolian ilhan omar needs to go to jail for a very long time.
by Somali Want A Cracker 30 December, 2025
Definition:
All the money your preacher makin' on the ministry peddling miracle water, annointing oil, and prayer sales.
Colloquialism:
Ole Rev Do Wrong be makin' all this new Revenew on the church's dime soakin' in bubble baths on cruise ships to the Bahamas and the Caribbean. "Man, can I get in on the Revenew? I should be preachin' at the Compaq center too!" Revenew!
by Rev Do Wrong 11 September, 2023
Definition:
Van Nuys
Colloquialism:
I'm Shindol, your news anchor with Vice News, and we are at the center of Calipornia in Van Nuys bringing it to you live one porn actress at a time.
by Van Guys 27 August, 2024
Definition:
The poor indigents living near the waste heap and sleeping on park benches.
Colloquialism:
I saw Poorest Dump squatting in Dumpland.
by Dumpany 28 May, 2024
Definition:
When a software start up founder does nothing for the company. Sits on the sidelines to collect a check when the company gets acquired or IPO's.
Colloquialism:
I didn't think it would come to this but Jay is doing the Eduardo Saverin Style on me. Not cool. Time to call an attorney and dilute those shares like the Social Network.
by Dark Fuckerberg 5 September, 2025
Definition:
A funny pose that lampoons football player Tim Tebow bowing in prayer.
Colloquialism:
Hey Church! For Wednesday Service we'd like the youth to practice Tebowing as a way to draw closer to the Lord. I jus' wanna Tebow as much as possible before the football game so God sees me Score a touchdown against the Scorpions.
by Touchback 25 July, 2024
