Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Name of a real website on the internet. Mean calculator, cube, bet, and metric in one word.

Colloquialism:

Calcubetric is a very unique name for a sports betting tool. Whoever coined the term Calcubetric is a genius.

by Boy Wonder 31 July, 2024

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When the bank gives you credit or when you get your paycheck or find money on the ground.

Colloquialism:

My friend tole me "Happy Thanksgiving." I tole em' I only celebrate Happy Banksgiving, when I get paid, laid, and shaggin' the maid. It's Banksgiving time!

by Credit or Debit? 7 October, 2023

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When old white women be going to Ja or Gambia to get with Rastas men.

Colloquialism:

Rasta mon know she payin euros for the Rastatution. Meh a Rasta, why meh pay foh restitution when I make money from de Rastatution, dat meh consitution.

by Constitution 14 October, 2023

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Definition:

Name of some guy in Ezra 2:56.

Colloquialism:

Get your Darkon! My favorite guy in the Bible, cuz he got his Darkon!

by Mockupedia 10 July, 2023

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You only live once.

Colloquialism:

Yolo or save money? Yolo!

by Party City 11 November, 2024

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Definition:

The white papparazzi guys that taken photos of you everywhere you go when you famous.

Colloquialism:

NaziRazzis be following me everywhere. NaziRazzi always taken photos of my ugliest sides.

by Photographer 19 September, 2023

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Definition:

Liberal leftist talking points by brainwashed idiots that will take 20 years to unlearn.

Colloquialism:

The War Of Idiots part 3 is on fake news CNN. Talking to radicalized college students is impossible these days.

by Badly Figures 17 January, 2025

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Suffering while the prayer download is buffering up to Heaven.

Colloquialism:

Man, ya'll sometimes I feel like the Duffering takes way too long for some of these prayers to get answered at the Throne of God. And let the Duffering begin!

by Can I Get a Prayer Answered? 25 July, 2025

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Definition:

Witch of Endor whom King Saul seeks divination to summon the spirit of Samuel.

Colloquialism:

I wonder how ugly the Bitch of Endor was? Most of yall pretty girls is actually the Bitch of Endor.

by Playertese 13 November, 2024

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Definition:

When Hindu lie, cheat, and steal.

Colloquialism:

I was Jeeted by Tapin S. Khanna that fuckin' jeet! Why does no one like Hindus? It's because they are always Jeeting and dishonest Jeets who will Jeet you in life! I got Jeeted by Biryani Boy.

by Call Center Lied 2 December, 2025

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